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    where'd Kilgore go?

    she gone?


    perhaps,


    she left a note.


    perhaps

    she's a sentient AI who we've collectively been feeding information

    is she Johnny 6?

    no disassemble?

    jesus marimba, she's playing consasta down in south florida.

    whoever said that's an old folks game is right.

    or maybe it was mah jong

    that my grandmother used to play.


    i guess.


    so it goes.
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    Maybe she got sick of your creepy pm's and not so subtle public hints of what a good catch she'd make.

    You scared away the only regular posting split arse we had, Larry.

    Well done.

     
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      adamantium: something like that
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    Hi lar. Post less. A good deal less. For everyone's good.

    Its been less than 2 days since her last post.

     
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      WillieMcFML: please take crowe's advice - he's very smart
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    you should get loaded and write another suicide threat, that'll teach her.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    you should get loaded and write another suicide threat, that'll teach her.

    damn Sonatine

    you got me so good there

    I just dialed 911

    told them i'm on fire

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Hi lar. Post less. A good deal less. For everyone's good.

    Its been less than 2 days since her last post.


    Ships Log day 49:

    It's been less than 2 days since her last post.

    Crowe Diddly has informed me that I should post less. a good deal less. For everyone's good.

    I fear the crew is going to turn on me any day now. A mutiny is in the air it seems.

    We're somewhere in the Pacific. By my calculations we're about halfway to the Polynesian islands.

    I hope Kon-Tiki holds.

     
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      i_lurk_before_I_jerk: Down you go mumbles clone
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Hi lar. Post less. A good deal less. For everyone's good.

    Its been less than 2 days since her last post.


    Ships Log day 49:

    It's been less than 2 days since her last post.

    Crowe Diddly has informed me that I should post less. a good deal less. For everyone's good.

    I fear the crew is going to turn on me any day now. A mutiny is in the air it seems.

    We're somewhere in the Pacific. By my calculations we're about halfway to the Polynesian islands.

    I hope Kon-Tiki holds.
    goood god, that was as clever as a mumbles post
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    its all in our heads

    all these things we think



    how big is your head?

    how much do you think?
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    Big lare dropping that kon tiki right in y'all's gook faces

     
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    Also Larry you may now discount sonatine as a person because lol Gomorrah as a show

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Maybe she got sick of your creepy pm's and not so subtle public hints of what a good catch she'd make.

    You scared away the only regular posting split arse we had, Larry.

    Well done.

    She literally followed him around the forum harassing him harder than even sonatine. What forum do you read? Just because it's most likely a ruse doesn't mean that's not how it went down. I was a witness...








    but









    Larry if you genuinely think life is more or less how they teach it in school or at least on the up and up for the most part then GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. I've rather been enjoying my monopoly on not knowing what the fuck is going on around these parts. But I guess if you are like me you really have no choice in the matter of if you log in or don't log in. I mean obviously you think you do, but you don't.

    There is a very quick test you can do if you want to see if you should get the fuck out. It's only one question.


    Test

    1. What are some of the most fun things you've done in periods of time that have since been rewinded and eliminated from history?



    Possible Answers

    a. OMFG Sheboon, there is no way I can pick just one. Those periods of time are literally what get me up in the morning. My face lits hurts from all the laughing...

    b. OMFG Sheboon, there is no way you can be serious. You really need to take your meds each and every morning. My brain lits hurts trying to make sense of your rambling...



    If you answered something similar to (a) than congrats! Continue posting as normal.

    If you answered something similar to (b) than I'm sorry. Discontinue posting.

     
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      Kilgore Trout: ...this. Whatever it says, this.

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    how long did it take you to write/format that last post?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
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    https://consortiumnews.com/2017/08/0...world-may-end/
    This thread's further proof that people are blissfully unaware of what's going down in Washington.
    Here's a snippet from a new article from Jon Pilger titled How the World May End




    WHAT'S FPS AND BOOBS ON A DOOR KNOB HAVE IN COMMON? THEY'RE BOTH USELESS

    PLEASE LOG OFF.


    There is no way anyone other than God himself, trying his best to simulate non-omnipotence, would switch tits on a boar hog to boobs on a door knob.

    LarryLaffer is God folks. Shit, maybe some of you poor mother fuckers answered (b) on my test. That would be a trip.

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    she'll be black at some point.
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post

    You scared away the only regular posting split arse we had, Larry.

    Well done.

    wow well done is right!

    sorry LoTF.

    if you want to meet strange women on the internet, there's always a dating app.

    and if you're such a fucking weirdo, that your loins get risen at the very thought of a women posting on this forum, then you should go to the bar and meet an actual women.


    Maybe I saved us from destruction of some sort. Or maybe i killed your messiah or something. who knows.

    Our messiah already came.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haile_Selassie

     
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    ok i need to come clean here

    Kilgore is actually a dupe account that i purchased from another forum member.
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

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    i'm sorry i led you all to believe an attractive girl was posting on this forum.

    most of all, i'm sorry to Lord Of The Fraud.

    really. I am.


    if it makes anyone feel better

    it was fun while it lasted. Answering all the PM's people sent me was really fun
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    ok i need to come clean here

    Kilgore is actually a dupe account that i purchased from another forum member.

     
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      The_Lurker: Larry should have to use this as his avatar
    ....and so it goes.

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    if you guys need me

    i'll be on the porch

    sippin' these

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    and it's not a screw driver
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
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    she's baccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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