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    Remember Luke Duke of Dukes of Hazzard?

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    So quick resume update, ladies.... current hobbies include getting arrested for ramming his hands down actresses pants, possession of cocaine, and explaining to police that "he likes to buy cocaine in bulk and do it over time" when he gets arrested for his other two hobbies.
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    God damn tubby your life must be one giant sad fest.
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    Someone please give chaps a dollar so can go gamble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    Someone please give chaps a dollar so can go gamble.
    got plenty to gamble with, moron. someone give atine a better life.
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    remember when Sonatine provided a link with a post about something?


    yeah me either.


    such a content bringer this guy. Yesterday, he was posting memes I saw on FB, and today, this masterpiece.


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    oh weird, dj chaps white knighting another dude accused of sexual assault.

    good to see you breaking brave new ground in the world of cis beta shutins.


    also chaps gambles every time he leaves the house. hes like 3-1 on leaving his dead grandmothers room without getting his shit beaten down by black dudes in bars this decade.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    oh weird, dj chaps white knighting another dude accused of sexual assault.

    good to see you breaking brave new ground in the world of cis beta shutins.


    also chaps gambles every time he leaves the house. hes like 3-1 on leaving his dead grandmothers room without getting his shit beaten down by black dudes in bars this decade.

    im not white knighting for anyone, im taking a hot shit on your chest. learn to comprehend.

    my grandmothers still alive, have some boundaries, fatass.
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    real talk atine, why do you project so hard when it comes to the fact that YOU rarely leave home and order days worth of take out at a time? everything you desperately throw at me reflects on your own life.

    i hope when im your age im not a wannabe 13 yr old chantard.

    edit: how afraid are you of "urban" black males? that's is your latest projection, and an odd one at that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    oh weird, dj chaps white knighting another dude accused of sexual assault.

    good to see you breaking brave new ground in the world of cis beta shutins.


    also chaps gambles every time he leaves the house. hes like 3-1 on leaving his dead grandmothers room without getting his shit beaten down by black dudes in bars this decade.

    im not white knighting for anyone, im taking a hot shit on your chest. learn to comprehend.

    my grandmothers still alive, have some boundaries, fatass.

    id point out that everyone on earth has 2 grandmothers but god only knows what broken home bullshit your junkie ass has been through.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post


    im not white knighting for anyone, im taking a hot shit on your chest. learn to comprehend.

    my grandmothers still alive, have some boundaries, fatass.

    id point out that everyone on earth has 2 grandmothers but god only knows what broken home bullshit your junkie ass has been through.
    duh, some have more too. you see me mocking you for having 2 dead ones? both of mine are still ticking.

     
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    oh chaps, im not mocking you for having a dead grandmother, im mocking you for being a broke rat-toothed drug addict shutin.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    oh chaps, im not mocking you for having a dead grandmother, im mocking you for being a broke rat-toothed drug addict shutin.
    i smoke the same "drug" you do. you also, at least once, trafficked said "drug" in vegas. drug dealing trash.

    also i work FT a lil ways from my apt, so i get out plenty. when's the last time you left your dungeon? monday? can you even fit thru the door? maybe a few less twinkies at lunch will help your mobility?

    took you 15 minutes to come up with that, shoulda just stayed down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    oh chaps, im not mocking you for having a dead grandmother, im mocking you for being a broke rat-toothed drug addict shutin.
    i smoke the same "drug" you do. you also, at least once, trafficked said "drug" in vegas. drug dealing trash.

    also i work FT a lil ways from my apt, so i get out plenty. when's the last time you left your dungeon? monday? can you even fit thru the door? maybe a few less twinkies at luch will help your mobility?

    took you 15 minutes to come up with that, shoulda just stayed down.

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    fascinating.

    but please, you were saying something about how you werent just a dirty, scamming junkie?
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    lol if you screen grabbed that then you know they are for DIY ejuice. nice grab tho.

    like i said, you're best to stay down. that pic (that you've had saved for a few years or so, not creepy or sad at all btw) might come off as a decent sweep attempt from the ground to some, but we both know better. just take your back to back KO losses like a man.
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    no one's buying it, junkie.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    the ref said to stay down, you're still too groggy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    real talk atine, why do you project so hard when it comes to the fact that YOU rarely leave home and order days worth of take out at a time? everything you desperately throw at me reflects on your own life.

    i hope when im your age im not a wannabe 13 yr old chantard.

    edit: how afraid are you of "urban" black males? that's is your latest projection, and an odd one at that.
    Has anyone met Sonatine? He sounds like "Tyde" here. Could it be?

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    I've never seen them in the same room at the same time, that is for damnnnnnn sure.
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    wow..wopat really needs to work on his stache. most 60 year old guys can fill it in better than that
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    lol if you screen grabbed that then you know they are for DIY ejuice. nice grab tho.

    like i said, you're best to stay down. that pic (that you've had saved for a few years or so, not creepy or sad at all btw) might come off as a decent sweep attempt from the ground to some, but we both know better. just take your back to back KO losses like a man.


    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    DIY E Juice doesn't come like that buddy. that's a hypodermic needle.

     
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