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    Larry is feeling a little salty this morning

    LarryLaffer: why dont you stop being such a faggot
    LarryLaffer: or do you just like typing my name bc you're my bitch
    Me: don't make me slap you across the face with my dick
    LarryLaffer: wow. so oringal
    LarryLaffer: want my address?
    LarryLaffer: when you're better, you can fly here
    Me: munchkin land?
    LarryLaffer: yeah munchkin land
    Me: so fuckin knew it
    LarryLaffer: legit, i will give you my address
    LarryLaffer: you can let me know when you're at Ohare
    LarryLaffer: or Midway
    LarryLaffer: i'll even send an uber for yoyu
    LarryLaffer: faggot
    Me: you need a hug?
    LarryLaffer: i'll make you feel 20 years younger bc you're gonna get beat like a 20 year old
    LarryLaffer: im sorry, 30 years
    LarryLaffer: you need a miracle?
    LarryLaffer: its airacle you're not a shopping cart
    LarryLaffer: but, somehow, deep down, i wish you were
    LarryLaffer: i wish you were a para-palegic
    LarryLaffer: just like Chistopher Reeve
    LarryLaffer: i hope you have to shit in a bag for the rest of your life you faggot cock sucker
    LarryLaffer: die
    LarryLaffer: enjoy your day
    Me: wow, thats mean, I just wish you were a midget

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    well, what can you say to an out of shape over the hill has been who came here to ask for pitty for his injury, then decides he wants to be a fucking shit bag.

    so yeah. i pull out all the stops.

    it was asked nicely that he stop posting my full name. he keeps doing it. so ya. im gonna wish this guy were a shopping cart, and i rescind any and all get well wishes i may have given him in another thread.

    i hope this idiot not only gets fucked by his insurance company, but i hope he goes broke getting his medical care he needs.

    you can thank obama when you're done, you un-original pile on faggot.

     
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    i'm going to go outside and enjoy the world. ON MY BIKE. becuase abled body people such as myself can do these things.

    For you, i'd reccomend a recumbent bike, or better yet, a really fast wheel chair. you're gonna need it.

    i'm also going to do some walking today. probably 301 feet to start.

    then maybe ill push it and walk 400 feet.


    THEN, after i do that, i'll try my hardest to ride my bike 3 miles, 1 mile for every 100 feet lurker walked last week.

    that's right buddy. while you're inside looking at the outside, bc you're a goon who fell off a scaffolding and is now bed ridden, i'm outside, enjoying the day.

    Maybe i'll get a little bit of golf in today, you know, to get those extra walking miles in.
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    LOL

    and the lurker decides he wants to edit his comments?


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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    LOL

    and the lurker decides he wants to edit his comments?


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    I didn't edit shit, and you know it.

    Now you are just being an angry lying little midget

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    Larry has some serious anger issues he needs to get help for.

    This also makes you the 4th? Maybe 5th person on the forum he has threatened to attack or cause physical harm towards. Obviously breaking the forum rules, but I guess this is okay now since if you troll anyone anything goes?


    The mental midget has grown on me so I'm cool with him and all but he really needs to stop with this shit. Larry 2018 wsop 1 time plz!
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    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    Larry has some serious anger issues he needs to get help for.

    This also makes you the 4th? Maybe 5th person on the forum he has threatened to attack or cause physical harm towards. Obviously breaking the forum rules, but I guess this is okay now since if you troll anyone anything goes?


    The mental midget has grown on me so I'm cool with him and all but he really needs to stop with this shit. Larry 2018 wsop 1 time plz!

    I just think he needs a hug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    Larry has some serious anger issues he needs to get help for.

    This also makes you the 4th? Maybe 5th person on the forum he has threatened to attack or cause physical harm towards. Obviously breaking the forum rules, but I guess this is okay now since if you troll anyone anything goes?


    The mental midget has grown on me so I'm cool with him and all but he really needs to stop with this shit. Larry 2018 wsop 1 time plz!
    Actually, The Lurker threatened Larry first.

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    Or Lurk Stain *is* a big dick.

     
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    This place really isn't healthy for Larry

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    To L & L: Why you gotta be so mean guys?

     
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    Why everyone being mean to mumbles?

    What's his backstory?

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    Isn't Larry the dude that threatened to off himself a few pages back?

    Cut out the hate man. You may feel better about yourself if you do.

     
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    I have always tried to carry myself with a high level of integrity in the poker community and I take it very personally when someone calls that in to question.

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