View Poll Results: How will posters expire (death)

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  • sidedish: knife fight in alley

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  • Dan Druff: Dementia

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  • Cmoney: Unknown, disappeared

    2 18.18%
  • Drexel: Car accident

    0 0%
  • WMcFail: Relapse, death

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  • Chinamaniac: Stroke

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  • limitles: overdose

    3 27.27%
  • Vegas: late prison term, death

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  • hongmonger: found in dumpster in SE Asia

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  • Tyde: Old age, Mexico

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    maybe i'll die soon.


    after all, milk expires.
    Bike accident. Hit by a car
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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
    This is both odd and far fetched but I have this morbid fear/preoccupation with really jagged/large icicles. The ones that begin to melt and drop fastidiously to the ground from awnings and rooftops as soon as the temperature reaches 35• after a big storm.

    I've had multiple dreams about forgetting to look before I walk in or out of my house and having my skull punctured by a loose chard of ice.

    If that doesn't do me in, the Harley will.


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    Good to avoid buildings like this in the winter.

    http://www.gainesville.com/news/2003...weather-issues
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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post

    Good to avoid buildings like this in the winter.
    Grease fire.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
    This is both odd and far fetched but I have this morbid fear/preoccupation with really jagged/large icicles. The ones that begin to melt and drop fastidiously to the ground from awnings and rooftops as soon as the temperature reaches 35• after a big storm.

    I've had multiple dreams about forgetting to look before I walk in or out of my house and having my skull punctured by a loose chard of ice.

    If that doesn't do me in, the Harley will.


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    Good to avoid buildings like this in the winter.

    http://www.gainesville.com/news/2003...weather-issues

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    maybe i'll die soon.


    after all, milk expires.
    Bike accident. Hit by a car

    Probably a bus.

    I don't believe in helmets either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Bike accident. Hit by a car

    Probably a bus.

    I don't believe in helmets either.
    Most kids who had to wear helmets on the school bus shun helmets as adults.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post


    Probably a bus.

    I don't believe in helmets either.
    Most kids who had to wear helmets on the school bus shun helmets as adults.
    is this why you too don't believe in helmets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
    This is both odd and far fetched but I have this morbid fear/preoccupation with really jagged/large icicles. The ones that begin to melt and drop fastidiously to the ground from awnings and rooftops as soon as the temperature reaches 35• after a big storm.

    I've had multiple dreams about forgetting to look before I walk in or out of my house and having my skull punctured by a loose chard of ice.

    If that doesn't do me in, the Harley will.


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    Icicles. Seeing icicles in a dream is the symbol of strong, but firm feelings, and of suppressed sexual desires, especially in the dreams of men.

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    I wonder...is death by facepalm a thing? The longer i read the 8th tier poker forum, the sooner i think we will know

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post

    Most kids who had to wear helmets on the school bus shun helmets as adults.
    is this why you too don't believe in helmets?
    Good one, Larchibald, but I do believe in helmets.
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      Sanlmar: Union rep

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    Go tip over a crane Kunt and become an construction elevator operator.

    If you're in town you must be killin it.

     
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    Larry,

    This guy is over $50/hr. with something no one else is going to experience - a pension with healthcare.

    Mortal lock he's working overtime. You can't turn a corner in Boston without seeing a construction crane in the sky.

    One of the most interesting things about a "real" job site is the confidence these guys have. It's almost a "I don't give a fuck what you think" attitude but the work is 10x better quality than than non union for reasons others will never understand.

    It's an attitude the Dockers set will never possess. They lose a few chromosomes from the masculine gene due to the constant exposure to fluorescent light in their cubicle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Larry,

    This guy is over $50/hr. with something no one else is going to experience - a pension with healthcare.

    Mortal lock he's working overtime. You can't turn a corner in Boston without seeing a construction crane in the sky.

    One of the most interesting things about a "real" job site is the confidence these guys have. It's almost a "I don't give a fuck what you think" attitude but the work is 10x better quality than than non union for reasons others will never understand.

    It's an attitude the Dockers set will never possess. They lose a few chromosomes from the masculine gene due to the constant exposure to fluorescent light in their cubicle.
    Sometimes, *too* much confidence.



    P.S. Also, don't financial marker traders and their supervisors work in flourescent-lit offices? And does that mean that handicapme has prolly lost a few of those genes by now?
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    https://consortiumnews.com/2017/08/0...world-may-end/
    This thread's further proof that people are blissfully unaware of what's going down in Washington.
    Here's a snippet from a new article from Jon Pilger titled How the World May End

    The war was over in a month. The United States, Russia and China were the protagonists. It is not clear if it was started by accident or mistake. There was no victor. The Northern Hemisphere is contaminated and lifeless now.

    A curtain of radioactivity is moving south towards Australia and New Zealand, southern Africa and South America. By September, the last cities, towns and villages will succumb. As in the north, most buildings will remain untouched, some illuminated by the last flickers of electric light.
    In his last year, according to a Council on Foreign Relations study, Obama, the “reluctant liberal warrior,” dropped 26,171 bombs – three bombs every hour, 24 hours a day. Having pledged to help “rid the world” of nuclear weapons, the Nobel Peace Laureate built more nuclear warheads than any president since the Cold War.

    Trump is a wimp by comparison. It was Obama – with his Secretary of State Hillary Clinton at his side – who destroyed Libya as a modern state and launched the human stampede to Europe. At home, immigration groups knew him as the “deporter-in-chief.”

    One of Obama’s last acts as president was to sign a bill that handed a record $618 billion to the Pentagon, reflecting the soaring ascendancy of fascist militarism in the governance of the United States. Trump has endorsed this.

    Buried in the detail was the establishment of a “Center for Information Analysis and Response.” This is a ministry of truth. It is tasked with providing an “official narrative of facts” that will prepare us for the real possibility of nuclear war – if we allow it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FPS_Russia View Post
    https://consortiumnews.com/2017/08/0...world-may-end/
    This thread's further proof that people are blissfully unaware of what's going down in Washington.
    Here's a snippet from a new article from Jon Pilger titled How the World May End



    In his last year, according to a Council on Foreign Relations study, Obama, the “reluctant liberal warrior,” dropped 26,171 bombs – three bombs every hour, 24 hours a day. Having pledged to help “rid the world” of nuclear weapons, the Nobel Peace Laureate built more nuclear warheads than any president since the Cold War.

    Trump is a wimp by comparison. It was Obama – with his Secretary of State Hillary Clinton at his side – who destroyed Libya as a modern state and launched the human stampede to Europe. At home, immigration groups knew him as the “deporter-in-chief.”

    One of Obama’s last acts as president was to sign a bill that handed a record $618 billion to the Pentagon, reflecting the soaring ascendancy of fascist militarism in the governance of the United States. Trump has endorsed this.

    Buried in the detail was the establishment of a “Center for Information Analysis and Response.” This is a ministry of truth. It is tasked with providing an “official narrative of facts” that will prepare us for the real possibility of nuclear war – if we allow it.


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    Did bottomset die?


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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Did bottomset die?


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    Doesn't he have a meme with his head on it? Perfect time to post it.

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    Gotta give bottomset credit. He predicted I would die of "dementia", and this was over a year before I developed those severe (but fortunately mostly temporary) psychological issues.

    I still believe my mind will outlast my body, and I'll never experience any kind of debilitating senility.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Gotta give bottomset credit. He predicted I would die of "dementia", and this was over a year before I developed those severe (but fortunately mostly temporary) psychological issues.

    I still believe my mind will outlast my body, and I'll never experience any kind of debilitating senility.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Gotta give bottomset credit. He predicted I would die of "dementia", and this was over a year before I developed those severe (but fortunately mostly temporary) psychological issues.

    I still believe my mind will outlast my body, and I'll never experience any kind of debilitating senility.
    -6000 unless you change your diet and portion sizes immediately.

    Tough to guess for the rest of you faggots aside from obv les.

    Hopefully garrett got the house he earned from getting brained from a car accident back from his mom as the disabled don't last long on the streets.

     
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