View Poll Results: How will posters expire (death)

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  • sidedish: knife fight in alley

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  • Dan Druff: Dementia

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  • Cmoney: Unknown, disappeared

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  • Drexel: Car accident

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  • WMcFail: Relapse, death

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  • Chinamaniac: Stroke

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  • limitles: overdose

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  • Vegas: late prison term, death

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  • hongmonger: found in dumpster in SE Asia

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  • Tyde: Old age, Mexico

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    Bronze Ken Hordell's Avatar
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    How posters will expire on this forum (die)

    Been thinking about this for a while, we are not getting any younger. People are going to start not returning. How will you think posters will expire? I am sure myself will be a fall on ice.

     
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    When you admit you thought about this for a long time it makes it worse.

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    lol you are one morbid cunt.

    Though if pushed. I'd say we're all likely to die via a nuclear holocaust within the next 20-30 years, or possibly sooner.

    But in a related topic. Life expectancy by country. America ranks 43rd. (better than I expected tbf)

    Obviously way behind the UK and all other Western European countries.
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    You forgot this one


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    How do I die?

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    Michael, broken heart

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    OSA/PLOL - AIDS

     
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    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    How do I die?
    Suicide

     
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    TRUMP 2024!

    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Texting and driving is the favorite right now followed by cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peter mcneil View Post
    Texting and driving is the favorite right now followed by cancer.
    What kind of fool would text when driving? So dangerous


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Hordell View Post
    Been thinking about this for a while, we are not getting any younger. People are going to start not returning. How will you think posters will expire? I am sure myself will be a fall on ice.
    I like the thread. Me, it's going to be boredom.
    Ken, I think you're right about ice but from what I can see there will also be a pick involved. ????

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    Quote Originally Posted by michael View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by peter mcneil View Post
    Texting and driving is the favorite right now followed by cancer.
    What kind of fool would text when driving? So dangerous

    These are important texts, they cannot wait.

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    Been a straight arrow my whole life, but going out John Entwistle style ftw please:


    "Entwistle died in Room 658 at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, on 27 June 2002, one day before the scheduled first show of the Who's 2002 United States tour. He had gone to bed that night with a stripper/groupie, Alycen Rowse, who woke at 10 a.m. to find Entwistle cold and unresponsive. The Clark County medical examiner determined that his death was due to a heart attack induced by a cocaine overdose.[17] His funeral was held at St Edward's Church in Stow-on-the-Wold, Gloucestershire, England, on 10 July 2002. He was cremated and his ashes were buried privately. A memorial service was held on 24 October at St. Martin-in-the-Fields, Trafalgar Square, London. Entwistle's huge collection of guitars and basses was auctioned at Sotheby's in London by his son, Christopher, to meet anticipated taxes on his father's estate."

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    Quote Originally Posted by michael View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by peter mcneil View Post
    Texting and driving is the favorite right now followed by cancer.
    What kind of fool would text when driving? So dangerous

    Dan Druff does. he also twitters.
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    This is not how polls work.

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    milk expires

    people die

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    maybe i'll die soon.


    after all, milk expires.
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    This is both odd and far fetched but I have this morbid fear/preoccupation with really jagged/large icicles. The ones that begin to melt and drop fastidiously to the ground from awnings and rooftops as soon as the temperature reaches 35• after a big storm.

    I've had multiple dreams about forgetting to look before I walk in or out of my house and having my skull punctured by a loose chard of ice.

    If that doesn't do me in, the Harley will.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by michael View Post

    What kind of fool would text when driving? So dangerous

    Dan Druff does. he also twitters.
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    Lare, don't be jealous that your bike isn't Bluetooth enabled or equipped with s docking station so you too, can text drive.

     
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    Some how some way I will be the nig with Mary Kate as my date to each and every one of your funerals... if you matter enough.

    Book it.

    When we walk out of the church she will look like she must have really really cared about you too. I promise.



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