View Poll Results: How will posters expire (death)

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  • sidedish: knife fight in alley

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  • Dan Druff: Dementia

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  • Cmoney: Unknown, disappeared

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  • Drexel: Car accident

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  • WMcFail: Relapse, death

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  • Chinamaniac: Stroke

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  • limitles: overdose

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  • Vegas: late prison term, death

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  • Tyde: Old age, Mexico

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    How posters will expire on this forum (die)

    Been thinking about this for a while, we are not getting any younger. People are going to start not returning. How will you think posters will expire? I am sure myself will be a fall on ice.

     
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    When you admit you thought about this for a long time it makes it worse.

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    lol you are one morbid cunt.

    Though if pushed. I'd say we're all likely to die via a nuclear holocaust within the next 20-30 years, or possibly sooner.

    But in a related topic. Life expectancy by country. America ranks 43rd. (better than I expected tbf)

    Obviously way behind the UK and all other Western European countries.
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    You forgot this one


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    How do I die?

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    Michael, broken heart

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    OSA/PLOL - AIDS

     
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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    How do I die?
    Suicide

     
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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Texting and driving is the favorite right now followed by cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Hordell View Post
    Been thinking about this for a while, we are not getting any younger. People are going to start not returning. How will you think posters will expire? I am sure myself will be a fall on ice.
    I like the thread. Me, it's going to be boredom.
    Ken, I think you're right about ice but from what I can see there will also be a pick involved. ????

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    This is both odd and far fetched but I have this morbid fear/preoccupation with really jagged/large icicles. The ones that begin to melt and drop fastidiously to the ground from awnings and rooftops as soon as the temperature reaches 35• after a big storm.

    I've had multiple dreams about forgetting to look before I walk in or out of my house and having my skull punctured by a loose chard of ice.

    If that doesn't do me in, the Harley will.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
    This is both odd and far fetched but I have this morbid fear/preoccupation with really jagged/large icicles. The ones that begin to melt and drop fastidiously to the ground from awnings and rooftops as soon as the temperature reaches 35• after a big storm.

    I've had multiple dreams about forgetting to look before I walk in or out of my house and having my skull punctured by a loose chard of ice.

    If that doesn't do me in, the Harley will.


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    Good to avoid buildings like this in the winter.

    http://www.gainesville.com/news/2003...weather-issues
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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post

    Good to avoid buildings like this in the winter.
    Grease fire.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
    This is both odd and far fetched but I have this morbid fear/preoccupation with really jagged/large icicles. The ones that begin to melt and drop fastidiously to the ground from awnings and rooftops as soon as the temperature reaches 35• after a big storm.

    I've had multiple dreams about forgetting to look before I walk in or out of my house and having my skull punctured by a loose chard of ice.

    If that doesn't do me in, the Harley will.


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    Good to avoid buildings like this in the winter.

    http://www.gainesville.com/news/2003...weather-issues

    The building discussed in the article, is 3.6 miles from my home. What are the chances?Name:  IMG_4221.PNG
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
    This is both odd and far fetched but I have this morbid fear/preoccupation with really jagged/large icicles. The ones that begin to melt and drop fastidiously to the ground from awnings and rooftops as soon as the temperature reaches 35• after a big storm.

    I've had multiple dreams about forgetting to look before I walk in or out of my house and having my skull punctured by a loose chard of ice.

    If that doesn't do me in, the Harley will.


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    Icicles. Seeing icicles in a dream is the symbol of strong, but firm feelings, and of suppressed sexual desires, especially in the dreams of men.

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    I wonder...is death by facepalm a thing? The longer i read the 8th tier poker forum, the sooner i think we will know

     
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