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    serious question

    if you had to chose one, would you suck your dads dick or have your mom suck your dick.

    i would insta take dads dick. its like hes one of the lads, get down to business and then carry on life as usual.

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    I would have to have a look at her first but I'd probably go for your mom instead of your dad even though he seems like a good guy.... also in before vegemite dick cheese.
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    100% mom. first of all she is really good at it, and second my dads dick tastes bad.

     
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    Wheww it's not a "ban FPS" thread, why not both.

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    I'm your dad, bro.

     
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    a better one is would you rather fuck the most hideous, disgusting, ugly person you know, but no one else will know you did so; or not fuck them, but everyone believes that you did fuck them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    a better one is would you rather fuck the most hideous, disgusting, ugly person you know, but no one else will know you did so; or not fuck them, but everyone believes that you did fuck them?

    first one is +ev

    so obvs option A here.

    if everyone's gonna think you did it, you may as _well_ have done it and busted a nut.

    first option leaves the secret up to you. and you still bust a nut.
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