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    everyone's taller than me.

    goes without saying.
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

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    There's that one Asian dude.

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    I'm pretty sure.

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    He knows karate though...

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    some dealer yesterday told me i had wrinkles on my eyes.
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    some dealer yesterday told me i had wrinkles on my eyes.

    What did she say after you backhanded her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    some dealer yesterday told me i had wrinkles on my eyes.

    What did she say after you backhanded her?


    i asked her to marry me
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post


    What did she say after you backhanded her?


    i asked her to marry me
    Asians don't have souls. Worry little about what you say to them. Confucius say.

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    She actually probably said "You wrinkle eye", as in you gave her dirty look. She was playing/flirting. You didn't need to back hand her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
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    i asked her to marry me
    Asians don't have souls. Worry little about what you say to them. Confucius say.

    Lulz.

     
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    Go to bed Mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Go to bed Mom.

    Alarm just went off. Time to go running. Stfu, clit.

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    If Larry doesn't admit the eye thing is probable/likely/for sure it is going to be too much for me to take. "Oh, I never thought of it that way." or "Wow, you are probably right" are things he's never uttered on this forum to anyone prior. We shall see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Go to bed Mom.

    Alarm just went off. Time to go running. Stfu, clit.

    LMAO I can picture you telling your clit to shut up and you having convos with your pussy as a hole so easily. Not even a stretch. So this is gold too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post


    Alarm just went off. Time to go running. Stfu, clit.

    LMAO I can picture you telling your clit to shut up and you having convos with your pussy as a hole from time to time so this is gold too.

    Lulz to "as a hole" vs. on the whole.
    Killing it this morning, BGC. Pharmaceuticals on fleek.

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    BGc, are you the one i sent the star bucks coupon to?
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

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    also, as a single white male over 30,


    the first thing i look for is a ring. she had one. and her azn accent wasn't thick.


    she could say flush.
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    who goes running.


    KGt, lmk if you want to buy a bike.


    ill show you what to get.

    running is bad for your body
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

    George Steinbrenner

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    who goes running.


    KGt, lmk if you want to buy a bike.


    ill show you what to get.

    running is bad for your body

    Your idea of bike and my idea of bike are vastly different .... little one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    BGc, are you the one i sent the star bucks coupon to?


    u need it back? I didn't use it. Use that up. I wont use and will regift it anyway or forget.

    but dude was she smiling and telling you about your weird eye problem while at a poker table while she's at work in front of everyone? Or was it in a hushed tone walking to the rest room and she's like "Sweet harrrr leh me sqwooht oil olay hand. Rub eye."

    Also zero credit for me knowing it was an asian female dealer?

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