We need to recruit Alex Soza from RG to this forum

[Kilgore Trout]

I am an IP consultant (much more lucrative and affords me a certain amount of personal freedom I wouldn't have working for a big firm.). I went to NYU.

You must have practiced in that area for some period. Good for you on the consulting gig. I'm jelly.

I got to a point where I was sick of being accountable for hours/goals/pennies. I woke up one day and decided I wasn't going to do it anymore and went off on my own. Was able to take a few clients with me and built the rest from scratch. I was scared shitless and was worried about maintaining any sort of normal lifestyle but made it work. I supplemented my income the first few years by playing poker. Still, doing both.....

[Kilgore Trout]

Love this one, actually:

[Suicide King]

Are you excited about Guillermo del Toro doing the slaughterhouse five remake? Also did you take the BAR?

[Kilgore Trout]

Are you excited about Guillermo del Toro doing the slaughterhouse five remake? Also did you take the BAR?

Slaughterhouse Five project was halted (I believe) but would have been epic.

Yes, took the bar in two states.....


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[Suicide King]

Are you excited about Guillermo del Toro doing the slaughterhouse five remake? Also did you take the BAR?

Slaughterhouse Five project was halted (I believe) but would have been epic.

Yes, took the bar in two states.....


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What two states? Also I think Kaufman is still writing the screenplay.

[LarryLaffer]

i love how this thread is playing out the exact way it would if she sat down at an IRL poker table.

i'm sure wifey does too

[ftpjesus]

TL,DR although this guy is a complete and total troll. He's a known scammer and I called him out (publicly) for general scumminess and threatening physical violence on a close friend of mine. He was RG banned about an hour later. He's gotten enough attention from poker community - doesn't deserve an ounce more.

Fuck that guy.

Tell the greasy little Mexican to go back to caulking showers in Hawaii...where he belongs. He has no business trying to hang with the big boys.


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According to Ray (and hes the owner of the forum) Alex quit the group on his own (wasn't banned) and then deactivated his profile on FB completely supposedly..

[LarryLaffer]

tbh, id just love to know the story behind them knowing my identity and connecting it here before anyone even knew who i was.

KgT, if you can find that out i'd seriously be stoked.

bc i'm kinda weirded out by it.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

TL,DR although this guy is a complete and total troll. He's a known scammer and I called him out (publicly) for general scumminess and threatening physical violence on a close friend of mine. He was RG banned about an hour later. He's gotten enough attention from poker community - doesn't deserve an ounce more.

Fuck that guy.

Tell the greasy little Mexican to go back to caulking showers in Hawaii...where he belongs. He has no business trying to hang with the big boys.


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According to Ray (and hes the owner of the forum) Alex quit the group on his own (wasn't banned) and then deactivated his profile on FB completely supposedly..

Prob Ray Ray and crew got out of line with him in a Lewfather/Laffer way and Ray Ray didn't want to exacerbate the situation by putting him on further blast. But yeah you should trust Kilgore's pillow talk over what he says publicly. Shit someone should check on that guy honestly.

[Kilgore Trout]

TL,DR although this guy is a complete and total troll. He's a known scammer and I called him out (publicly) for general scumminess and threatening physical violence on a close friend of mine. He was RG banned about an hour later. He's gotten enough attention from poker community - doesn't deserve an ounce more.

Fuck that guy.

Tell the greasy little Mexican to go back to caulking showers in Hawaii...where he belongs. He has no business trying to hang with the big boys.


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According to Ray (and hes the owner of the forum) Alex quit the group on his own (wasn't banned) and then deactivated his profile on FB completely supposedly..

This must have been Alex's second coming. He was banned after a very similar sounding outburst (involving him, Ed Stark and Heath Mendelsohn) in April. This, was what I was specifically referring to. I wasn't aware that he was ever welcomed back, given my obvious Facebook exodus.


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[Brittney Griner's Clit]

This must have been Alex's second coming. He was banned after a very similar sounding outburst (involving him, Ed Stark and Heath Mendelsohn) in April. This, was what I was specifically referring to. I wasn't aware that he was ever welcomed back, given my obvious Facebook exodus.


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ohhh so basically

#wemadeupthisdudehesnotarealpersonfuckthefreeworld
#stupidtousehimagaintho

[Mintjewlips]

You'd all be lucky (including me) if KGT even said hello to you, let alone gone out for drinks with you.


you'd move heaven and hell to put a ring on it. guaranteed.

Pics or gtfo

[LarryLaffer]

You'd all be lucky (including me) if KGT even said hello to you, let alone gone out for drinks with you.


you'd move heaven and hell to put a ring on it. guaranteed.

Pics or gtfo

and you'd move heaven and hell for a pic.

I've seen KGt. and if i had her pic why would i EVER post it. sorry, go load up a pic of Vanessa Rousso and fap it out if you are fantasizing about female poker players.

(side note: kgt is way more pretty)

[Kilgore Trout]

Pics or gtfo

and you'd move heaven and hell for a pic.

I've seen KGt. and if i had her pic why would i EVER post it. sorry, go load up a pic of Vanessa Rousso and fap it out if you are fantasizing about female poker players.

(side note: kgt is way more pretty)

Thanks, Lare Bear.

Love how "pics or gtfo out" is a thing. The last thing I'd ever do is upload my photo on a 8th tier poker forum.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

and you'd move heaven and hell for a pic.

I've seen KGt. and if i had her pic why would i EVER post it. sorry, go load up a pic of Vanessa Rousso and fap it out if you are fantasizing about female poker players.

(side note: kgt is way more pretty)

Thanks, Lare Bear.

Love how "pics or gtfo out" is a thing. The last thing I'd ever do is upload my photo on a 8th tier poker forum.

But ship that shit to Larry Laffer all day, all angles, family shots, resume, bio. I love simple stuff like this that actually makes perfect sense. It actually comforts me.

#totalbliss

[Kilgore Trout]

Thanks, Lare Bear.

Love how "pics or gtfo out" is a thing. The last thing I'd ever do is upload my photo on a 8th tier poker forum.

But ship that shit to Larry Laffer all day, all angles, family shots, resume, bio. I love simple stuff like this that actually makes perfect sense. It actually comforts me.

#totalbliss

Drexel outed me to Lare.
Amazing how little you think of me, Clit.


Not that I was exactly thrilled - but I realize it wasn't done with malice.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

But ship that shit to Larry Laffer all day, all angles, family shots, resume, bio. I love simple stuff like this that actually makes perfect sense. It actually comforts me.

#totalbliss

Drexel outed me to Lare.
Amazing how little you think of me, Clit.


Not that I was exactly thrilled - but I realize it wasn't done with malice.

Little? Not true at all. Quite the opposite. In fact I've always said you were a LOT to take.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Wait did I just get rolled? Were you talking to your actual clit that time?

[LarryLaffer]

But ship that shit to Larry Laffer all day, all angles, family shots, resume, bio. I love simple stuff like this that actually makes perfect sense. It actually comforts me.

#totalbliss

Drexel outed me to Lare.
Amazing how little you think of me, Clit.


Not that I was exactly thrilled - but I realize it wasn't done with malice.

to be fair this is what happened

After Michael asked, bc KgT gave him solid advice he asked what she looked like. he showed him and i of course craned my head over to see.

I told KGt i'd seen her before i even hinted to the forum that I knew and I told her that i 100% snooped a pic and it was not drexel's fault at all. she then said it was ok. no harm done.

i believe i even asked if it was ok for me to say i'd seen her pic.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Drexel outed me to Lare.
Amazing how little you think of me, Clit.


Not that I was exactly thrilled - but I realize it wasn't done with malice.

to be fair this is what happened

After Michael asked, bc KgT gave him solid advice he asked what she looked like. he showed him and i of course craned my head over to see.

I told KGt i'd seen her before i even hinted to the forum that I knew and I told her that i 100% snooped a pic and it was not drexel's fault at all. she then said it was ok. no harm done.

i believe i even asked if it was ok for me to say i'd seen her pic.

Well now that you've painted such a vivid picture it totally seems believeable. Once again something for my entire soul to just feel undenying love, truth, and wisdom.

#totalbliss
#prettymuchabrainmassage
#thatsexactlyhowitwentdownandilovethat