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    You'd all be lucky (including me) if KGT even said hello to you, let alone gone out for drinks with you.


    you'd move heaven and hell to put a ring on it. guaranteed.

     
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      Kilgore Trout: Wink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
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    Tiny, white and perfect.
    Even a little intelligent.

    How does every conversation you, Larry and I are involved in turn into something jdate or tinder profile - highlighting either my best or worst qualities?

    We joke around sometimes but I do apologize if you really feel that way. I certainly never meant to highlight any of the good ones.

    I've never been into black guys, FYI.
    Older Jewish men, FTW.

     
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      LegalizeMeth: hmu im practically larry david

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
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    We joke around sometimes but I do apologize if you really feel that way. I certainly never meant to highlight any of the good ones.

    I've never been into black guys, FYI.
    Older Jewish men, FTW.
    -paging Todd's boner-

     
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      Dan Druff: lol

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    Larry you totally misunderstood me when I told you I wanted Kilgore Trout ball and chain status. I get why you took it that way. Poor wording on my part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
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    We joke around sometimes but I do apologize if you really feel that way. I certainly never meant to highlight any of the good ones.

    I've never been into black guys, FYI.
    Older Jewish men, FTW.
    Leaving aside for the moment your proclivity for foreskin, how did you find your way to this forum? What do you do in the real world?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
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    I've never been into black guys, FYI.
    Older Jewish men, FTW.
    Leaving aside for the moment your proclivity for foreskin, how did you find your way to this forum? What do you do in the real world?
    ....its a long story, one that may have been explained on radio once or twice.

    I am a part time cash game player.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
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    I've never been into black guys, FYI.
    Older Jewish men, FTW.
    Leaving aside for the moment your proclivity for foreskin, how did you find your way to this forum? What do you do in the real world?

    Basically she digs the shit out of her little roll, coppin tudes and playing dudes, but when she just straight up REALLY wants to get IT she wishes she was in another place. Things aren't always glamorous even for a perfect little chicken nugget like KT.

    random capitalization for lol wow

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    We need to recruit Alex Soza from RG to this forum

    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post

    Leaving aside for the moment your proclivity for foreskin, how did you find your way to this forum? What do you do in the real world?

    Basically she digs the shit out of her little roll, coppin tudes and playing dudes, but when she just straight up REALLY wants to get IT she wishes she was in another place. Things aren't always glamorous even for a perfect little chicken nugget like KT.

    random capitalization for lol wow

    True story. Nothing is as glamorous as it seems.

    Also to add to her personal profile: KT is a mom.
    Also, holds a JD from a top tier law school (where she may have once met the great Alvin Finklestein, once or twice.)

     
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      Brittney Griner's Clit: still quite glamours tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post

    Leaving aside for the moment your proclivity for foreskin, how did you find your way to this forum? What do you do in the real world?
    ....its a long story, one that may have been explained on radio once or twice.
    Was that really you in the pic you or someone else posted purporting to be you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post

    ....its a long story, one that may have been explained on radio once or twice.
    Was that really you in the pic you or someone else posted purporting to be you?

    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post


    Basically she digs the shit out of her little roll, coppin tudes and playing dudes, but when she just straight up REALLY wants to get IT she wishes she was in another place. Things aren't always glamorous even for a perfect little chicken nugget like KT.

    random capitalization for lol wow

    True story. Nothing is as glamorous as it seems.

    Also to add to her personal profile: KT is a mom.
    Also, holds a JD from a top tier law school (where she may have once met the great Alvin Finklestein, once or twice.)
    bummer. i skip past profiles of moms.

    i used to actually not mind it. now after the last 2 single moms i'm over it.
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post


    Basically she digs the shit out of her little roll, coppin tudes and playing dudes, but when she just straight up REALLY wants to get IT she wishes she was in another place. Things aren't always glamorous even for a perfect little chicken nugget like KT.

    random capitalization for lol wow

    True story. Nothing is as glamorous as it seems.

    Also to add to her personal profile: KT is a mom.
    Also, holds a JD from a top tier law school (where she may have once met the great Alvin Finklestein, once or twice.)
    Which school and year? Did you practice ? Hard to give it up to do something else not as profitable.

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    however, that law degree.

    KgT are you jewish by chance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post


    True story. Nothing is as glamorous as it seems.

    Also to add to her personal profile: KT is a mom.
    Also, holds a JD from a top tier law school (where she may have once met the great Alvin Finklestein, once or twice.)
    Which school and year? Did you practice ? Hard to give it up to do something else not as profitable.

    I am an IP consultant (much more lucrative and affords me a certain amount of personal freedom I wouldn't have working for a big firm.). I went to NYU.

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    This thread is getting almost to that point where a Taylor Swift song needs to be posted in a non-ironic, non-comedic way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post

    Which school and year? Did you practice ? Hard to give it up to do something else not as profitable.

    I am an IP consultant (much more lucrative and affords me a certain amount of personal freedom I wouldn't have working for a big firm.). I went to NYU.
    You must have practiced in that area for some period. Good for you on the consulting gig. I'm jelly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    This thread is getting almost to that point where a Taylor Swift song needs to be posted in a non-ironic, non-comedic way.
    Prefer some James Taylor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    however, that law degree.

    KgT are you jewish by chance?

    Yep.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    This thread is getting almost to that point where a Taylor Swift song needs to be posted in a non-ironic, non-comedic way.
    Prefer some James Taylor.

    Too bad.


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    But ok. This is the only James Taylor song I have though.


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