I walked 300 feet today

[The_Lurker]

I wasn't going to post this story, but I am in such a good mood that I don't care if I bore you with my problems.

The first week of June we drove down to Texas to get my condo ready to sell. The day we got here I went over to look at a problem that my brother was having with his house. (severe rot under stucco). I was on top of two bucks of scaffolding (16 ft) when one of the screw jack levelers broke and the scaffolding collapsed and I hit the ground flat on my back across the ladder that I used to get to the top. While in the ambulance, I could not feel my legs and was a kind of pain I would not wish on anyone.

The end result was 4 fractured vertebrae T1 T2 L4 L5 and a severely bruised spinal cord.

The 9 1/2 hour surgery went well and left me with two metal rods and a box of screws in my back, and when I came to I could wiggle my toes, and the doctor told me that I had just won the lottery and that he had never seen that much damage with the spinal cord in tact.


I am in a brace that isolates my spine from my chin to my hips. and the last five weeks I have only been able to walk a few steps to the bath room and could not do that without the help of two people. somehow I have managed to maintain a cheerful attitude and am smiling.

My wonderful lady has been nothing short of a rock star nurse, and kept me in a good mood. She has told me that I pick on Larry too much though. I think my response was "fuck Larry"

I was instructed by my doctor to walk as far as I could twice a day (starting today) so with 2 canes and my brother on one side and Cat on the other I walked over 300 feet this morning, I am planning on 500 ft this afternoon.

It is hotter than hell here and we are stuck in Texas for at least another month, but at least I am smiling.

[abrown83]

I wasn't going to post this story, but I am in such a good mood that I don't care if I bore you with my problems.

The first week of June we drove down to Texas to get my condo ready to sell. The day we got here I went over to look at a problem that my brother was having with his house. (severe rot under stucco). I was on top of two bucks of scaffolding (16 ft) when one of the screw jack levelers broke and the scaffolding collapsed and I hit the ground flat on my back across the ladder that I used to get to the top. While in the ambulance, I could not feel my legs and was a kind of pain I would not wish on anyone.

The end result was 4 fractured vertebrae T1 T2 L4 L5 and a severely bruised spinal cord.

The 9 1/2 hour surgery went well and left me with two metal rods and a box of screws in my back, and when I came to I could wiggle my toes, and the doctor told me that I had just won the lottery and that he had never seen that much damage with the spinal cord in tact.


I am in a brace that isolates my spine from my chin to my hips. and the last five weeks I have only been able to walk a few steps to the bath room and could not do that without the help of two people. somehow I have managed to maintain a cheerful attitude and am smiling.

My wonderful lady has been nothing short of a rock star nurse, and kept me in a good mood. She has told me that I pick on Larry too much though. I think my response was "fuck Larry"

I was instructed by my doctor to walk as far as I could twice a day (starting today) so with 2 canes and my brother on one side and Cat on the other I walked over 300 feet this morning, I am planning on 500 ft this afternoon.

It is hotter than hell here and we are stuck in Texas for at least another month, but at least I am smiling.

I just snapped my humerus. I was feeling bad about myself but now feeling a bit better realizing it could be a lot worse.

Get healthy!

[hongkonger]

I wasn't going to post this story, but I am in such a good mood that I don't care if I bore you with my problems.

The first week of June we drove down to Texas to get my condo ready to sell. The day we got here I went over to look at a problem that my brother was having with his house. (severe rot under stucco). I was on top of two bucks of scaffolding (16 ft) when one of the screw jack levelers broke and the scaffolding collapsed and I hit the ground flat on my back across the ladder that I used to get to the top. While in the ambulance, I could not feel my legs and was a kind of pain I would not wish on anyone.

The end result was 4 fractured vertebrae T1 T2 L4 L5 and a severely bruised spinal cord.

The 9 1/2 hour surgery went well and left me with two metal rods and a box of screws in my back, and when I came to I could wiggle my toes, and the doctor told me that I had just won the lottery and that he had never seen that much damage with the spinal cord in tact.


I am in a brace that isolates my spine from my chin to my hips. and the last five weeks I have only been able to walk a few steps to the bath room and could not do that without the help of two people. somehow I have managed to maintain a cheerful attitude and am smiling.

My wonderful lady has been nothing short of a rock star nurse, and kept me in a good mood. She has told me that I pick on Larry too much though. I think my response was "fuck Larry"

I was instructed by my doctor to walk as far as I could twice a day (starting today) so with 2 canes and my brother on one side and Cat on the other I walked over 300 feet this morning, I am planning on 500 ft this afternoon.

It is hotter than hell here and we are stuck in Texas for at least another month, but at least I am smiling.

Hey man keep pushing and heal up. You can do it.

[Kilgore Trout]

I wasn't going to post this story, but I am in such a good mood that I don't care if I bore you with my problems.

The first week of June we drove down to Texas to get my condo ready to sell. The day we got here I went over to look at a problem that my brother was having with his house. (severe rot under stucco). I was on top of two bucks of scaffolding (16 ft) when one of the screw jack levelers broke and the scaffolding collapsed and I hit the ground flat on my back across the ladder that I used to get to the top. While in the ambulance, I could not feel my legs and was a kind of pain I would not wish on anyone.

The end result was 4 fractured vertebrae T1 T2 L4 L5 and a severely bruised spinal cord.

The 9 1/2 hour surgery went well and left me with two metal rods and a box of screws in my back, and when I came to I could wiggle my toes, and the doctor told me that I had just won the lottery and that he had never seen that much damage with the spinal cord in tact.


I am in a brace that isolates my spine from my chin to my hips. and the last five weeks I have only been able to walk a few steps to the bath room and could not do that without the help of two people. somehow I have managed to maintain a cheerful attitude and am smiling.

My wonderful lady has been nothing short of a rock star nurse, and kept me in a good mood. She has told me that I pick on Larry too much though. I think my response was "fuck Larry"

I was instructed by my doctor to walk as far as I could twice a day (starting today) so with 2 canes and my brother on one side and Cat on the other I walked over 300 feet this morning, I am planning on 500 ft this afternoon.

It is hotter than hell here and we are stuck in Texas for at least another month, but at least I am smiling.

Its amazing how we forget/overlook the struggles of others at times.

All the best to you...one day (soon) you'll look back at these small milestones and admire your own strength in getting through this temporary downswing in life. Stay positive.


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[adamantium]

fuck this made the 8 screws is my foot feel like an extremely minor problem

[thesparten]

Cool dude.. just psychologically prepare yourself to live with some aches and pain s from this point on..

It is what it is. You learn to deal with it..

One side note I'm feeling great..Just finished a bowl movement on big dik and his first cousin,, I mean wife... I'm feeling good too.

[RealTalk]

Would you recommend crack for theraputic purposes?

[The_Lurker]

I Really want to thank everyone for the kind words.

I have been much more active and posting more than usual because of the hours of fucking boredom. I have been reading the forums for more than 12 years, but have honestly been entertained by everyone through all this. Thank you.

Few side notes:

Wrench the place is Montana is unlocked and you are welcome to go stay there anytime, just let me know because my hippy teacher neighbor has a 44 mag that she swears she is going to get up the nerve to shoot it at least 1 time in her life.

DO NOT EVER let a doctor prescribe you opiates. trust me they are not needed. Although they pumped me full of morphine I chose not to take anything during recovery, just aspirin and ice, and I have managed just fine. 10 years ago during a dark time in my life I snorted $10k of oxys in two months, and I chose not to repeat.


Sparten, you are a scum


EDIT. Lots of THC

[LarryLaffer]

holy shit.

that's honestly horrible.

your relentless trolling of me has led me to believe you are strong willed and will recover.


your response to your wife was 100% appropriate by the way.


keep on keepin on sir. i assume you have edibles?

[Mintjewlips]

Hurt people hurt people.

[The_Lurker]

Hurt people hurt people.

Pitiful people watch info wars and repeat the embarrassing and moronic content.

[lol wow]

Sonatines almost walked 11 feet today

[adamantium]

Sonatines almost walked 11 feet today

Foot race challange?

[JMM]

Goddamn, man. That's awful.

Amazing that you have such a positive attitude. I don't know if I'd be the same.

Heal up fast.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Larry you have to give more than a green rep to just shit on a guys joke Japanese squat style.

And Lurker get well. Your house is still in good shape.

[The_Lurker]

Just did 600 and wanted to do more, but the boss gave me "the look" and I said yes dear.

[hongkonger]

Just did 600 and wanted to do more, but the boss gave me "the look" and I said yes dear.

Hopefully you're also getting a steady supply of blowjobs? For extra motivation.

[Mintjewlips]

Hurt people hurt people.

Pitiful people watch info wars and repeat the embarrassing and moronic content.

And you're a dog that don't hunt.

[MumblesBadly]

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My wonderful lady has been nothing short of a rock star nurse, and kept me in a good mood.

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Here's to a speedy recovery with the help of your wonderful lady.

[Hockey Guy]

Here's to hoping for a full recovery for one of my favorite posters. Keep a good attitude & things will work out.