Originally Posted by shortbuspoker
It's the new segregated internet that Attorney General Sessions is going to make n-words use.
oh the web where everything is blackface.
[insert famous black face photo of Ted Danson here]
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
Lare - are you going to get around to posting anything worth a shit in the faux trip report or just continue your vapid babbling?
12 hour marathon at the bellagio leads to me dumping half my roll after some of the worst run
outs i've seen in years.
flopped a 5 high joint,
guy flopped the 6 high with me.
flopped middle set,
railroaded by the guy with top pair runner flush draw
flush hits river.
Had aces 3 times, got action once.
by hour 8 i should've left,
i learned a valuable lesson as well as maybe life tilted myself into maybe never playing poker
and possibly just giving up life and becoming a monk.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
Who is Leapins? Off forum friend?
Leapin Larry is Drexel's friend who i met when i was here last month. we became friends and when he dropped me off at the airport last time he told me to come back and stay for the weekend.
jews stick together i guess?
bonus my brother is here and got me into the American Glass Expo.
i haven't seen drexel yet, he was under the weather, but we are going to play a tournament later.
the 9-18 is going, and if it's running strong i'll play,if it isn't, then i guess i'll go eat the lsd i found and enjoy vegas Fear And Loathing style.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
Cool. Play your game. That room he gave you was sick. I'm guessing you can't stay there forever and ever???
Laffer if you weren't getting all this free shit would you be in Vegas donking off the roll you don't have? Are you even playing poker or just sitting in your free room smoking weed all day?
Nice hustle.
Laffer if yur running bad in poker go put a hundo spot on Kuchar to win British Open. It should be like 5 or 6 to 1. I think his dorky ass is gonna win. And you'd pick yourself up a rack for the cash game... or whatever the fuck 500 looks like in those awkward 3 dollar chips.
Ok last advice. If you go busto offer to drive cmoney his car cross country and just kinda sidle in to that assistant position while there.
yes. bc id just come here and pay for a hotel room with the BR i do have. nice hustle for sure if you ask me. Let me know when the next time you refuse generous offers to come hang out in other states.
i may do this. and a rack of chips for the 9/18 is $300. And i just called the bellagio and they said the game looks strong with lots of regs. (which means it won't break)
why would i go busto?
i always leave an exit round.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
rolled back to the bellagio. 9/18 broke shortly after i got in but not before i recouped half my loss last night.
due to a weird comp system, where you have to have them print you up a paper comp (i was here for 14 hours yesterday) i found Out i have more casino comps than Chau Giang.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
TID
if larry and tyde were playing in the same cash game, i would legit move heaven and earth to sit in it.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
that would involve a few things for that to happen.
can you guess?
a casino would have to spread micro stakes.
you'd have to leave your moms basement (after she makes you clean it)
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
Thats some great posting Dave
that would involve a few things for that to happen.
can you guess?
a casino would have to spread micro stakes.
you'd have to leave your moms basement (after she makes you clean it)
Slava Ukraini!
that would involve a few things for that to happen.
can you guess?
a casino would have to spread micro stakes.
you'd have to leave your moms basement (after she makes you clean it)
I hope you are playing better at the table than you are ITT, or it's going to be a short trip.
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