Druff Analysis

[Krypt]

The fairytale may be coming to an end. For some of us, the more perceptively inclined, its been a long time coming. For the rest of you, this latest string of morbid WSOP results may have finally woken you up. The once gregarious, youthful founder of this forum is officially past it. That "mojo" has worn thin. Hampered by a young child born out of wedlock and the mean reverting nature of poker can certainly be classified as the primary contributing factors to his demise. We haven't heard from the man in several days, and expect this to be the case for the foreseeable future. Unquestionably, he's a beaten man. If you're looking for him, you may be able to catch a glimpse of his hunched figure at a SoCal tj-maxx. I for one didn't want to see him go out this way, but it was essentially inevitable. Lets all just take a moment to pray for all of the min wage customer service reps that will have to cross paths with "Dandruff" from here on out.

[sonatine]

aaaaaaand

[lol wow]

Krypts parents need to start monitoring their ouzo supply the kid is sloshed

[Lord of the Fraud]

Checked out Druff's twitter and confirmed still not over his recent run of std variance.

Look at the venom he was spitting at some hot poker chick named Courtney lol. Very enjoyable exchange. He did us proud.

Reckons he's got another cold also, so no radio for the foreseeable lol

[lol wow]

reckons?


ugh

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

Checked out Druff's twitter and confirmed still not over his recent run of std variance.

Look at the venom he was spitting at some hot poker chick named Courtney lol. Very enjoyable exchange. He did us proud.

Reckons he's got another cold also, so no radio for the foreseeable lol

that exchange is HOF...that chick is delusional on about 1000 levels...im sure she's getting staked in poker because she's a GTO master who's making her male backers a ton of money instead of ya know those backers wanting to fuck her...

[Lord of the Fraud]

Checked out Druff's twitter and confirmed still not over his recent run of std variance.

Look at the venom he was spitting at some hot poker chick named Courtney lol. Very enjoyable exchange. He did us proud.

Reckons he's got another cold also, so no radio for the foreseeable lol

that exchange is HOF...that chick is delusional on about 1000 levels...im sure she's getting staked in poker because she's a GTO master who's making her male backers a ton of money instead of ya know those backers wanting to fuck her...

Yep, he was spot on in his analysis of her. Druff was in his element and probably slept a little better last night because of it.

[Dan Druff]

Checked out Druff's twitter and confirmed still not over his recent run of std variance.

Look at the venom he was spitting at some hot poker chick named Courtney lol. Very enjoyable exchange. He did us proud.

Reckons he's got another cold also, so no radio for the foreseeable lol

that exchange is HOF...that chick is delusional on about 1000 levels...im sure she's getting staked in poker because she's a GTO master who's making her male backers a ton of money instead of ya know those backers wanting to fuck her...

Her name is Courtney Hamilton. She goes by @LiberalChick on Twitter, and plays sometimes on Live at the Bike. She's 31 years old, fairly pretty, and used to have some kind of political job in DC.

That's all I know about her. Believe it or not, I didn't give her a hard time because of her liberal politics. They didn't play into this situation at all. I've never met her personally, but I've seen her on Twitter many times (I think follows some people who comment on me a lot), and I had never addressed her before.

This time, she showed up to Twitter with the following guessing game:

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At first, like many others, I thought this would be fun. People would guess, one would eventually get it right, she would reveal the correct answer, and we'd find out the backstory behind this situation, perhaps with the guy showing up to defend himself.

Nope!

Instead, she fielded about 50 guesses, complete with snarky "Nope, you're wrong, he's actually a close friend of mine" type responses, but never revealed the answer.

After awhile, people asked her when she would be revealing the answer. She said that she wouldn't be revealing the answer at all. When asked why she did this guessing game, she stated, "For my amusement."

When asked to state the circumstances of this sexual proposition, she refused to answer. The only thing she would say was that the guy was under 35, and that he stopped responding to her messages after this incident.

Eventually it became clear that she was referring to Ryan Fee, as he was the only guess she wouldn't deny, but simply said, "I know Ryan", and then put a zipped-mouth emoji.

Anyway, all of this occurred before I got involved. Figuring it was obviously Ryan Fee, I tweeted this, and got the response below it:

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... which kicked off the following exchange...

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https://twitter.com/twt/status/886334897152970752

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https://twitter.com/twt/status/886335607269498880

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https://twitter.com/twt/status/886337529204449280

Soooo.... at this point I was done being polite.

Here she was attention whoring on Twitter with a guessing game of "OMG OMG guess which totally platonic male friend wanted to fuck me and now won't talk to me now that I said no?", and then after the internet played with her and guessed, she mocked anyone for having an interest in the answer.

Also obnoxious were here descriptions of wrong guesses, which always went something like, "No, XXXX is a close friend, and would never do that."

So it seemed like she had so many "close male friends" in poker, but it never dawned on her WHY so many males in poker were so drawn to establishing a friendship with her.

Knowing I might be stepping into the lion's den of white knights looking to impale me with their swords, I took a deep breath, threw caution to the wind, and started the following conversation:

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https://twitter.com/twt/status/886337972026474496

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https://twitter.com/twt/status/886339529811963904

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https://twitter.com/twt/status/886341552720695296

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https://twitter.com/twt/status/886341831344111616

She blocked me shortly after that.

Amazingly, not one white knight sprung to her defense, not even all the "close friends" she named in the thread.

That was the shocking part of this whole exchange. She must really be awful if not one dude stood up and said, "I'm friends with Courtney because she's a cool chick and I love hanging out with her", or something along those lines.

Anyway, I don't fault a pretty girl in poker for having a lot of male friends. In fact, it's probably difficult for some of these girls to discern the difference between the guys looking for legitimate friendship and the guys who are just trying to bide their time until they either get a shot at either sex or a relationship. But it's just beyond delusional for her to believe that her gender/looks were not at all a factor in so many male poker players wanting to get to know her. I also thought it was immature to run to Twitter and bitch about some male friend wanting to have sex with her, and his subsequent withdrawal from her life when she turned him down. Handle those issues in private -- and if you're going to take it public, either tell the whole story or GTFO.

And back to this supposedly awful dude who propositioned her, I think there's a fair chance that he misread some flirtations/signals from her, tried to make his move, was shot down, and was embarrassed. It's also possible that he just got drunk and said/typed some dumb shit to her, and again is embarrassed. Or it's possible that he was only "friends" with her for sexual reasons, and finally decided to make his move. We have no way to know, because she created this dumb guessing game which seemed to throw Ryan Fee under the bus, but refused to elaborate upon any of the details, or even confirm/deny whether it really is Fee.

Just horrible all around, and she annoyed me to the point where I felt like I wanted to say something.

[limitles]

The fairytale may be coming to an end. For some of us, the more perceptively inclined, its been a long time coming. For the rest of you, this latest string of morbid WSOP results may have finally woken you up. The once gregarious, youthful founder of this forum is officially past it. That "mojo" has worn thin. Hampered by a young child born out of wedlock and the mean reverting nature of poker can certainly be classified as the primary contributing factors to his demise. We haven't heard from the man in several days, and expect this to be the case for the foreseeable future. Unquestionably, he's a beaten man. If you're looking for him, you may be able to catch a glimpse of his hunched figure at a SoCal tj-maxx. I for one didn't want to see him go out this way, but it was essentially inevitable. Lets all just take a moment to pray for all of the min wage customer service reps that will have to cross paths with "Dandruff" from here on out.

That was deep, like when you were dragged out of the deep end by a friendly pool boy, upsetting the parents.

If Druff doubles down, (figuratively, otherwise it would be over) in limit, the Star of David may rise again.

[hongkonger]

The fairytale may be coming to an end. For some of us, the more perceptively inclined, its been a long time coming. For the rest of you, this latest string of morbid WSOP results may have finally woken you up. The once gregarious, youthful founder of this forum is officially past it. That "mojo" has worn thin. Hampered by a young child born out of wedlock and the mean reverting nature of poker can certainly be classified as the primary contributing factors to his demise. We haven't heard from the man in several days, and expect this to be the case for the foreseeable future. Unquestionably, he's a beaten man. If you're looking for him, you may be able to catch a glimpse of his hunched figure at a SoCal tj-maxx. I for one didn't want to see him go out this way, but it was essentially inevitable. Lets all just take a moment to pray for all of the min wage customer service reps that will have to cross paths with "Dandruff" from here on out.

Let's see you put up your own $10K, bust your ass to get close to the money then go card dead and leave with nothing and see how you feel the next couple days.

Unless this post was meant to draw Druff out, in which case well done.