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    Druff Analysis

    The fairytale may be coming to an end. For some of us, the more perceptively inclined, its been a long time coming. For the rest of you, this latest string of morbid WSOP results may have finally woken you up. The once gregarious, youthful founder of this forum is officially past it. That "mojo" has worn thin. Hampered by a young child born out of wedlock and the mean reverting nature of poker can certainly be classified as the primary contributing factors to his demise. We haven't heard from the man in several days, and expect this to be the case for the foreseeable future. Unquestionably, he's a beaten man. If you're looking for him, you may be able to catch a glimpse of his hunched figure at a SoCal tj-maxx. I for one didn't want to see him go out this way, but it was essentially inevitable. Lets all just take a moment to pray for all of the min wage customer service reps that will have to cross paths with "Dandruff" from here on out.

     
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    aaaaaaand
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Krypts parents need to start monitoring their ouzo supply the kid is sloshed

     
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    Checked out Druff's twitter and confirmed still not over his recent run of std variance.

    Look at the venom he was spitting at some hot poker chick named Courtney lol. Very enjoyable exchange. He did us proud.

    Reckons he's got another cold also, so no radio for the foreseeable lol

     
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    reckons?


    ugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Checked out Druff's twitter and confirmed still not over his recent run of std variance.

    Look at the venom he was spitting at some hot poker chick named Courtney lol. Very enjoyable exchange. He did us proud.

    Reckons he's got another cold also, so no radio for the foreseeable lol
    that exchange is HOF...that chick is delusional on about 1000 levels...im sure she's getting staked in poker because she's a GTO master who's making her male backers a ton of money instead of ya know those backers wanting to fuck her...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Checked out Druff's twitter and confirmed still not over his recent run of std variance.

    Look at the venom he was spitting at some hot poker chick named Courtney lol. Very enjoyable exchange. He did us proud.

    Reckons he's got another cold also, so no radio for the foreseeable lol
    that exchange is HOF...that chick is delusional on about 1000 levels...im sure she's getting staked in poker because she's a GTO master who's making her male backers a ton of money instead of ya know those backers wanting to fuck her...


    Yep, he was spot on in his analysis of her. Druff was in his element and probably slept a little better last night because of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    The fairytale may be coming to an end. For some of us, the more perceptively inclined, its been a long time coming. For the rest of you, this latest string of morbid WSOP results may have finally woken you up. The once gregarious, youthful founder of this forum is officially past it. That "mojo" has worn thin. Hampered by a young child born out of wedlock and the mean reverting nature of poker can certainly be classified as the primary contributing factors to his demise. We haven't heard from the man in several days, and expect this to be the case for the foreseeable future. Unquestionably, he's a beaten man. If you're looking for him, you may be able to catch a glimpse of his hunched figure at a SoCal tj-maxx. I for one didn't want to see him go out this way, but it was essentially inevitable. Lets all just take a moment to pray for all of the min wage customer service reps that will have to cross paths with "Dandruff" from here on out.
    That was deep, like when you were dragged out of the deep end by a friendly pool boy, upsetting the parents.

    If Druff doubles down, (figuratively, otherwise it would be over) in limit, the Star of David may rise again.
    Nothing is more obvious today than the single inability of capital and private enterprise to take care of themselves unaided by the state; they are all the while besieging legislatures for relief from their own incompetency, and "pleading the baby act" through a trained body of lawyers and lobbyists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Checked out Druff's twitter and confirmed still not over his recent run of std variance.

    Look at the venom he was spitting at some hot poker chick named Courtney lol. Very enjoyable exchange. He did us proud.

    Reckons he's got another cold also, so no radio for the foreseeable lol
    that exchange is HOF...that chick is delusional on about 1000 levels...im sure she's getting staked in poker because she's a GTO master who's making her male backers a ton of money instead of ya know those backers wanting to fuck her...
    Her name is Courtney Hamilton. She goes by @LiberalChick on Twitter, and plays sometimes on Live at the Bike. She's 31 years old, fairly pretty, and used to have some kind of political job in DC.

    That's all I know about her. Believe it or not, I didn't give her a hard time because of her liberal politics. They didn't play into this situation at all. I've never met her personally, but I've seen her on Twitter many times (I think follows some people who comment on me a lot), and I had never addressed her before.

    This time, she showed up to Twitter with the following guessing game:


     
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    Here she is on Live at the Bike in October.

    Turn down the sound if you don't want to hear Limon's annoying, raspy voice:


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    What a legit horrible cunt.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Post Main Event-Bustout Druff is GOD

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    please keep the scope of the conversation within the confines of the central thesis

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    Regarding the Main, what can I say? I just wasn't winning hands on Day 3.

    I got a brief reset of the situation when a double-up with 33 on a 39T board against JQ took me close to the stack I came into the day with, and then I actually got right back to that stack by winning the next hand.

    However, that was pretty much all she wrote.

    I kept running into what appeared to be real hands over and over (both preflop and postflop), and I was getting little action on the hands I hit, aside from the aforementioned 33 hand.

    I also had the annoying situation of certain amateurs at the table randomly deciding when to hero call and when not to. One time a guy laid down AJ on an A-high board on the turn because he was worried I had a big hand (I did -- I had a set). He did this after thinking for like 3-5 minutes. However, another amateur hero-called KK on an A-high board with an identical turn bet, despite being fairly low on chips and being in trouble as to what to do on the river if I bet. (I didn't bet because it seemed he had talked himself into calling -- or perhaps was slowplaying a big hand, so I didn't want to shoot off most of the rest of my stack betting big enough to get him to fold.)

    Keep in mind that I had been running people off pocket pairs (even JJ/QQ/KK) on A-high boards with a single flop/turn bet all Main Event, with a high rate of success. Just this time it didn't work. In case you think this guy was just a masterful player who read me like a book, keep in mind that he tank-called his KK pre against my 64k shove over his 22k 3-bet on the SB versus my button AQ. (Blinds were 2500/5000/500 at this point.) He took about 2 minutes. Why? Because he thought I might be "fake tanking AA". LOL!!! That was the hand where I busted, and it was so tilting to see he had KK after his tank made it clear to me that I was at least racing, and perhaps ahead. Believe it or not, I was very close to folding that AQ, despite only having 5 orbits' worth of chips left, and it being a button/SB confrontation.

    Anyway, the day just didn't go well from the start, with the exception of that 333 hand. During the first 2 days, I won an incredibly high percentage of pots played (though no big ones), and was seemingly always making the right move. When I check/folded and gave up, I seemed to be always against a monster (I would either be shown the hand by the opponent, or I would see it on showdown against a 3rd player). When I checked back the turn with a strong hand, again, it turned out I was against a monster and a trap was being set. When I value bet, I was correct. When I bluffed, I was correct. So I really "saw" each hand extremely well during days 1-2, even against good players. Day 3 was the opposite, where I ran into real hand after real hand, and lost a high percentage of hands I played. I also played better on Days 1-2, perhaps both because I was running better and had a better table image.

    But that's the way it goes. Day 3 has been a tough one for me, as I've gone out a few percentage from the money in 4 of the last 7 Main Events I've played.

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    you're also running into apex predator NL players who look at you the same way you look at casuals 'taking a shot' at lhe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    you're also running into apex predator NL players who look at you the same way you look at casuals 'taking a shot' at lhe.
    That's not what I ran into in my losing hands on Day 3, for the most part, though.

    I literally ran into recs who weren't even all that big stacked, and were just seemingly randomly deciding whether to call or fold in certain situations, and it ended up confusing the fuck out of me.

    The fact that everyone seemed to have a hand when I missed also wasn't good, either for my chip stack or my table image.

    On Days 1-2, I cultivated a great table image of "solid but cautious middle aged guy with a bracelet (which I wore for this purpose) who isn't going to get out of line", and then I actually got out of line in various chosen spots and no one suspected a thing.

    Came into Day 3 with the same plan, but it didn't work out, especially because I projected the image as the guy who seems to lose every pot he plays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    What a legit horrible cunt.
    I thought you might like her because she's both liberal and likes ponies.


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    Gotta ask, Tyde has been MIA since July 6th, about the time things went south with your events. Coincidence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    What a legit horrible cunt.
    I thought you might like her because she's both liberal and likes ponies.


    and normally thats totally my wheelhouse but her trashing a 'friend' in front of the largest possible audience because they felt they had to walk away from her (feelings, im guessing) is honestly jaw dropping.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Hordell View Post
    Gotta ask, Tyde has been MIA since July 6th, about the time things went south with your events. Coincidence?

    tyde is either back on his boat or hes locked down in an institution. there is literally no third option except death.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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