We're gonna Win Twins!

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Ok probably not. Sano isn't in the lineup and they never beat the Enkis. Here's to hoping though.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

- Only Twin on the team since their last playoff appearance in 2010 is Joe Mauer
- Ex Twin Aaron Hicks starting center fielder for Yankees
- Byron Buxton stole bases 29 times on 30 attempts this year... He bats 7th in the lineup

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I'm gonna be pissed at Molitor if I see him trying to bunt guys over in the first and second inning. That's him basically saying the Twins have no chance.

- Molitor signed a baseball for me when he was a Twins player so I can't stay mad at him if he does this pussy move.

[PLOL]

GO TWINKS GO

[Dan Druff]

aaaaaaaaaaaaand Santana isn't looking particularly good, either.

I'm afraid this might be a game.

[PLOL]

Well. Here we go

[PLOL]

Have faith. If I've learned anything from Twinks it's that they perform better in the bottom half

[PLOL]

Okay now the Twinks are just starting to suck ass. Which I'm usually into, but not in this particular case.

[herbertstemple]

All people see is the pin stripes.

[Dan Druff]

I was seriously about to bet back on the Yankees after the Twins blew the chance to score more in the 1st. Wish I did.

[limitles]

You're not even from Montana.....fuck off and die