Lucky gamblers

[hutmaster]

My father-in-law is a high roller at the local Indian casino. He is a consistent winner and laughably the only game he plays is keno. hi roller may not be the right term as he doesn't place large bets but rather sit for hours upon hours and pumps thousands of dollars into the machine. Anyways he is incredibly lucky for one to be a net winner at keno and he also wins their hourly drawing for free play money far more often then would be expected. Then three months ago he won a new Camaro it but opted to take the cash instead. Then a month ago or so he bought one $100 raffle ticket and won a 2017 Corvette stingray which he kept. After tax and license he had to cough up about $14k. This month the casino is giving away a Tesla. The sad thing is 95% of the people can't afford to win it. Most of them won't have the roughly $30k in taxes to claim it.

[Pooh]

My step father the luckiest guy I know. Hit multiple 10k scratch offs, hits these ridiculous trifectas, slot jackpots etc. Never for massive amounts but one year it all amounted to over 100k.

[Pooh]

I once hit a slot for 80 and got the fuck out. Not 80 thousand but 80 bucks.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

When you father has bad days he is losing far more than what he is letting on.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

My step father the luckiest guy I know. Hit multiple 10k scratch offs, hits these ridiculous trifectas, slot jackpots etc. Never for massive amounts but one year it all amounted to over 100k.

[Pooh]

When you father has bad days he is losing far more than what he is letting on.

Well no fucking shit.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

When you father has bad days he is losing far more than what he is letting on.

Well no fucking shit.

OMG I was responding to OP sir.

[Texter]

Guy I know hit 2 royals on the same day playing video poker a couple weeks ago...won $42k.

[hutmaster]

My step father the luckiest guy I know. Hit multiple 10k scratch offs, hits these ridiculous trifectas, slot jackpots etc. Never for massive amounts but one year it all amounted to over 100k.

I have horrible luck. I'm the guy that plays a trifecta with a 1-10 favorite on top and wheeled to some huge long shots. The longshots will come in 2nd and 3rd but the 1-10 favorite will run out of the money.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

It's hilarious to me that I think the entire world is rigged but I can't wrap my head around one single machine reg being up lifetime. I really can't.

[gauchojake]

Are they expanding that casino hut? I know the injuns were trying to buy up all of SYV but never heard what happened.

[tyde]

[Indyrick]

I loved going to Churchill Downs and watch the horses. One day a group of us went down to spend a nice sunny Saturday at the track. A farmer and his daughter were going to meet us at the track. The farmer Andy is very tight with his money and he will only buy something when it is absolutely required. Well me and my three friends get into my car and get to Churchill about 10am. The farmer Andy and his daughter get there about 11am. I ask Andy why he was late and he said that he had a flat tire and had to put the spare on and that caused the delay. We get to box seats and one of my friends who is nicknamed Babe is sitting next to Andy and he pokes me and says that Fucking Andy has cow shit all over his shoes and pants. I look and the asshole came right from the fields straight to the track. He fucking smelled of cow shit and I was kinda pissed. Well Andy loves the Jockey Pat Day. He was very sneaky about his betting as well. My friends and I always are talking about who to bet on each race and then go bet our horses. Andy says he is going to piss and then comes back with a ticket in hand. The first race goes off and we are rooting for our horses and then Andy stands and is yelling "Come on Pat, Come on Pat." Pat Day pulls ahead and wins by a half a length and Andy turns to us and screams fuck you guys and your talking about the races you need to have balls and bet Pat Day to win in trifectas. The cocksucker bet 500 on a trifecta straight up and won like 8k. We all laugh it off cause he is a douche but were like you keep doing that and that 8k will be gone soon enough. NEXT fucking race he goes and pisses again but we know he is secretly betting. He comes back as the horses are walking to the gates and sits down. We say so I guess pat will win this race too. He says I have the most balls of any fucker in this place. We all say OK. Race starts and he is yelling and pat wins by like 4 lengths and he is screaming at the top of his lungs about how great pat day is and that he just won 20k more. He hit another trifecta and tells his daughter were out of here. Before he leaves he goes and buys us a beer each and says see you later. I see the asshole the next day and he is still driving round on the donut tire from the flat the day before......We never invited Andy to go with us again.

[hutmaster]

Are they expanding that casino hut? I know the injuns were trying to buy up all of SYV but never heard what happened.

They did last year. Added another hotel tower, increased the size of the casino, new poker room, made it 21 and over so they now serve booze. They put a nice Vegas style bar in the middle and another bar inside the high stakes slot room. They own most of the nicer hotels in Santa Ynez too. They also revamped the buffet and added a food court, a Starbucks and 2 gift shops.

[big dick]

I loved going to Churchill Downs and watch the horses. One day a group of us went down to spend a nice sunny Saturday at the track. A farmer and his daughter were going to meet us at the track. The farmer Andy is very tight with his money and he will only buy something when it is absolutely required. Well me and my three friends get into my car and get to Churchill about 10am. The farmer Andy and his daughter get there about 11am. I ask Andy why he was late and he said that he had a flat tire and had to put the spare on and that caused the delay. We get to box seats and one of my friends who is nicknamed Babe is sitting next to Andy and he pokes me and says that Fucking Andy has cow shit all over his shoes and pants. I look and the asshole came right from the fields straight to the track. He fucking smelled of cow shit and I was kinda pissed. Well Andy loves the Jockey Pat Day. He was very sneaky about his betting as well. My friends and I always are talking about who to bet on each race and then go bet our horses. Andy says he is going to piss and then comes back with a ticket in hand. The first race goes off and we are rooting for our horses and then Andy stands and is yelling "Come on Pat, Come on Pat." Pat Day pulls ahead and wins by a half a length and Andy turns to us and screams fuck you guys and your talking about the races you need to have balls and bet Pat Day to win in trifectas. The cocksucker bet 500 on a trifecta straight up and won like 8k. We all laugh it off cause he is a douche but were like you keep doing that and that 8k will be gone soon enough. NEXT fucking race he goes and pisses again but we know he is secretly betting. He comes back as the horses are walking to the gates and sits down. We say so I guess pat will win this race too. He says I have the most balls of any fucker in this place. We all say OK. Race starts and he is yelling and pat wins by like 4 lengths and he is screaming at the top of his lungs about how great pat day is and that he just won 20k more. He hit another trifecta and tells his daughter were out of here. Before he leaves he goes and buys us a beer each and says see you later. I see the asshole the next day and he is still driving round on the donut tire from the flat the day before......We never invited Andy to go with us again.

I despise guys like Andy,do me a favor and punch that shitkicking faggot square in the face the next time you see him.

[Dan Druff]

[LarryLaffer]

rucky guy right there. very rucky

[Ken Hordell]

Horse racing has to be the worst gambling for a degen. I got roped into it for like a year. I'd go to the track and they had a section with like 100 TVs, you could bet on any track in the country, called off track betting. I'd get there at 11am on a Saturday and buy and program and acted like I knew what I was doing. Invariably, I would just find a guy who seemed like he would know what he was doing and leech tips off of him.

Fast forward around 2pm, I would be up or down like $500, and the alcohol would start setting in, and instead of $24 bets, I would start pumping them up to $50 a race. By 5pm I was getting pretty faced and I was now just betting random horses, usually $100 a race. Since you had like 10 races going on at once, every now and again a track would pop a $20,000 Trifecta and the room would buzz and next thing you know you are betting long shots which never worked. Around 8pm I would be dropping $100 across the board on win place show ($300 total), on usually a 5-1 shot. They rarely hit. There was more than one occasion I dropped $5,000 in a 10 hour span and it was a terrible feeling the next day

You'll find at a race track, the seediest element of life stays until closing. I am saying the worst, like dirty, smelly people. I am amazed I was not killed in my heyday. That was like 10 years ago and I never hesitated to let anyone know what I felt about them late at night right around closing when I was awaiting a cab to go to a Red Roof Inn to sleep it off (yeah I said it Read Roof Inn). There was one guy in particular who I made clear I thought he was a dumbass, he said watch your back tonight and wagged his finger as he hopped into a car. I woke up the next morning in my hotel, my room door barricaded with a chair and desk out of paranoia, and that was the last race track I ever spent any real time in. I actually saved my $3.00 voucher as a souvenir from that night. Like 2 years ago when I was moving and found the voucher, it was completely faded so I tossed it. That was a long time ago for sure, circa 2006 or so.

Stay away from race tracks. Seediest venue ever.

[The_Lurker]

Horse racing has to be the worst gambling for a degen. I got roped into it for like a year. I'd go to the track and they had a section with like 100 TVs, you could bet on any track in the country, called off track betting. I'd get there at 11am on a Saturday and buy and program and acted like I knew what I was doing. Invariably, I would just find a guy who seemed like he would know what he was doing and leech tips off of him.

Fast forward around 2pm, I would be up or down like $500, and the alcohol would start setting in, and instead of $24 bets, I would start pumping them up to $50 a race. By 5pm I was getting pretty faced and I was now just betting random horses, usually $100 a race. Since you had like 10 races going on at once, every now and again a track would pop a $20,000 Trifecta and the room would buzz and next thing you know you are betting long shots which never worked. Around 8pm I would be dropping $100 across the board on win place show ($300 total), on usually a 5-1 shot. They rarely hit. There was more than one occasion I dropped $5,000 in a 10 hour span and it was a terrible feeling the next day

You'll find at a race track, the seediest element of life stays until closing. I am saying the worst, like dirty, smelly people. I am amazed I was not killed in my heyday. That was like 10 years ago and I never hesitated to let anyone know what I felt about them late at night right around closing when I was awaiting a cab to go to a Red Roof Inn to sleep it off (yeah I said it Read Roof Inn). There was one guy in particular who I made clear I thought he was a dumbass, he said watch your back tonight and wagged his finger as he hopped into a car. I woke up the next morning in my hotel, my room door barricaded with a chair and desk out of paranoia, and that was the last race track I ever spent any real time in. I actually saved my $3.00 voucher as a souvenir from that night. Like 2 years ago when I was moving and found the voucher, it was completely faded so I tossed it. That was a long time ago for sure, circa 2006 or so.

Stay away from race tracks. Seediest venue ever.

Wow, that sucks. What is that?, about 50 disposal incomes?

[Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe]

Guy I know hit 2 royals on the same day playing video poker a couple weeks ago...won $42k.

being so degen you hit a royal flush in video poker and keep playing