Want to run for president? Check this first.

[4Dragons]

As he writes this from his communist shithole.

The truth of my statement is unaffected by the location from which I write it. Which location by the way, you don't actually know.

That's probably in your best interest.

http://www.breitbart.com/national-se...crime-arrests/

[Lord of the Fraud]

True story. I once broke the seal of a deeply religious american virgin using my tongue & fingers. She was a mormon in her mid 20's and 'was' saving herself for marriage.

Met in Jordan. She and her canadian friend both worked in saudi and were just taking some time out. I did apologise but she was gutted.

You weren't the first and she was still a virgin after you finished in your hand.

She played you for some easy head.

She bled. It was quite dark and only noticed when my fingernails had a darker shade to them. Jumped straight up to switch the light on and bloody sheet. It was 100% not her period and she immediately knew what it meant.

Had none on my face but no doubt I was drinking the nasty at some point.

[MrTickle]

Obama is for sure closet atheist