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    2017 Darwin Award Contender: "Here, hold this book in front of your chest, lemme get my .50"

    http://www.kare11.com/news/crime/aun...tunt/452709872

    This chick is a YouTube prankster folks. The latest, and probably her last, stunt was to shoot a book with a Desert Eagle .50 cal hand cannon. Oh, the book is being held by her boyfriend. Oh, and the boyfriend is gonna hold it in front of his chest. Oh wait. Did I tell you she's gonna stand ONE FOOT AWAY from him? Doesn't take a physicist to figure out what happens next.

    .50 does what a .50 does, and the boyfriend is now beyond dead.

    At what point do you blow by the whole "a .50 just *might* go through this book ya know" logic?

    We're fucking doomed. This generation is fucking STOOOOOPID.

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    She'll be fine. She looks kinda attractive, and they typically don't sentence attractive girls to much jail time. Plus, it sounds like he really wanted her to do this, and kinda deserved what he got.

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    This is really sad. She's only 20. They have a daughter with another on the way. The stunt was his idea. They weren't really "YouTubers", they just had a small channel that was created a month ago.

    Obviously they're both morons, but it's still tragic.


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    This is typical of this generation of kids. They are completely obsessed with social media, and the internet. Being popular on the internet and getting likes is all that matters. I dont think these kids would go on vacations or do anything if they couldn't post about it on social media. It doesn't matter what your life is like, as long as it looks perfect on the internet.

    The video says they tested it on one book and it didn't go through the book. If you are thinking about doing this stunt, I think you should test it on a minimum of 10 books, and if the bullet goes through even one of them, you scrap the idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    This is really sad. She's only 20. They have a daughter with another on the way. The stunt was his idea. They weren't really "YouTubers", they just had a small channel that was created a month ago.

    Obviously they're both morons, but it's still tragic.

    reading the comments on this video. wow people are mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    This is really sad. She's only 20. They have a daughter with another on the way. The stunt was his idea. They weren't really "YouTubers", they just had a small channel that was created a month ago.

    Obviously they're both morons, but it's still tragic.

    reading the comments on this video. wow people are mean

    sadsheep56 minutes ago
    "We are excited to announce that we are having A" funeral....

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    People don't like hearing this. But making guns so freely available just makes it inevitable that scores of innocents will die every year in senseless shit.

    I followed a twitter account which reported on crazy gun deaths in the US. Like little kids accidently shooting their bro, sis or mum w/e... It was grim and happening with crazy regularity. Had to unfollow for sanity reasons.

    Like 30,000? people die each year taking a bullet, and nobody gives a fuck. Second Amendment! FREEDOM!! blah blah

    I don't get it.

    Fuck the NRA.

     
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    Not sure how you can blame something on this on a specific generation when shitheads have been shooting loved ones (or themselves) by mistake for as long as guns have been a thing.

    "This generation is fucking STOOOOOPID." How about, some people who are dangerously moronic also love guns?

     
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    there's literally an entire myth busters episode dedicated to this myth.



    Also, a seen in the sopranos when Lorraine Colluzo gets a visit from Phil Leotardo. But he uses a .38 snubnose (what looks like at least) not a .50 cal hand cannon.



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    Quote Originally Posted by wrenchjockey View Post
    http://www.kare11.com/news/crime/aun...tunt/452709872

    This chick is a YouTube prankster folks. The latest, and probably her last, stunt was to shoot a book with a Desert Eagle .50 cal hand cannon. Oh, the book is being held by her boyfriend. Oh, and the boyfriend is gonna hold it in front of his chest. Oh wait. Did I tell you she's gonna stand ONE FOOT AWAY from him? Doesn't take a physicist to figure out what happens next.

    .50 does what a .50 does, and the boyfriend is now beyond dead.

    At what point do you blow by the whole "a .50 just *might* go through this book ya know" logic?

    We're fucking doomed. This generation is fucking STOOOOOPID.
    Holy Christ! They could have pulled off this stunt if he had prepared "light" rounds with reduced powder. But it woudl have required a lot of experimentation to get a safe enough lightened round.

    I mention this because when I was a kid, one of my older brothers once pranked a younger neighborhood kid by used deadened 22 rounds (which had the powder completely removed) and claiming that because that kid was a tattletale, my brother couldn't let him live after he had witnessed him doing something "illegal". I was in on the joke beforehand and it was great fun seeing how that kid nearly shit his pants when we heard the trigger released....

    Buuuuuuut..... It *wasn't* great fun when, after the other kids left, my brother turned the rifle on me and made the same thing, that he had to shoot me to keep me from tattling. After I had nearly pissed my pants begging hom to jot shoot me, he laughed and mentioned how the bullet in the chamber was also deadened, after which he swing the rifle to point into the closet and pulled the trigger...

    Epilogue: For some reason, my mother was angrily skeptical that the hole blown through the bathroom tile on the wall that backs up to that closet was caused by my brother trying to fix something in the bathroom with a hammer. But she didn't learn the truth from me!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by michael View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post

    reading the comments on this video. wow people are mean

    sadsheep56 minutes ago
    "We are excited to announce that we are having A" funeral....
    possible juggalos?


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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by michael View Post


    sadsheep56 minutes ago
    "We are excited to announce that we are having A" funeral....
    possible juggalos?


    edit: nice try. reverse image search lands me at a website from 2008
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    I blame the gun.

     
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    Just because you can doesn't always mean you should.

    The problem with the world today is that nobody does anything based on principal anymore.

    If you reach your 80's, consider your life in overtime. Sudden death overtime.

    I'll never understand how swimmers get bitten by sharks. Can they not hear the music?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by wrenchjockey View Post
    http://www.kare11.com/news/crime/aun...tunt/452709872

    This chick is a YouTube prankster folks. The latest, and probably her last, stunt was to shoot a book with a Desert Eagle .50 cal hand cannon. Oh, the book is being held by her boyfriend. Oh, and the boyfriend is gonna hold it in front of his chest. Oh wait. Did I tell you she's gonna stand ONE FOOT AWAY from him? Doesn't take a physicist to figure out what happens next.

    .50 does what a .50 does, and the boyfriend is now beyond dead.

    At what point do you blow by the whole "a .50 just *might* go through this book ya know" logic?

    We're fucking doomed. This generation is fucking STOOOOOPID.
    Holy Christ! They could have pulled off this stunt if he had prepared "light" rounds with reduced powder. But it woudl have required a lot of experimentation to get a safe enough lightened round.

    I mention this because when I was a kid, one of my older brothers once pranked a younger neighborhood kid by used deadened 22 rounds (which had the powder completely removed) and claiming that because that kid was a tattletale, my brother couldn't let him live after he had witnessed him doing something "illegal". I was in on the joke beforehand and it was great fun seeing how that kid nearly shit his pants when we heard the trigger released....

    Buuuuuuut..... It *wasn't* great fun when, after the other kids left, my brother turned the rifle on me and made the same thing, that he had to shoot me to keep me from tattling. After I had nearly pissed my pants begging hom to jot shoot me, he laughed and mentioned how the bullet in the chamber was also deadened, after which he swing the rifle to point into the closet and pulled the trigger...

    Epilogue: For some reason, my mother was angrily skeptical that the hole blown through the bathroom tile on the wall that backs up to that closet was caused by my brother trying to fix something in the bathroom with a hammer. But she didn't learn the truth from me!
    shut up faggot

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    People don't like hearing this. But making guns so freely available just makes it inevitable that scores of innocents will die every year in senseless shit.

    I followed a twitter account which reported on crazy gun deaths in the US. Like little kids accidently shooting their bro, sis or mum w/e... It was grim and happening with crazy regularity. Had to unfollow for sanity reasons.

    Like 30,000? people die each year taking a bullet, and nobody gives a fuck. Second Amendment! FREEDOM!! blah blah

    I don't get it.

    Fuck the NRA.
    Not a gun control thread, but these people aren't "innocents", and I am perfectly okay with idiots like this shooting themselves.

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    RIP PEDRO YOU STUPID FUCK

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    Oh look, 2 more VOTES NOT GOING TO DONALD TRUMP IN THE NEXT ELECTION
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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    This is really sad.


    no actually

    its NOT

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post

    edit: nice try. reverse image search lands me at a website from 2008
    it's not supposed to be you dumb fuck. does the fat cracker in the casket look like his name would be Pedro Ruiz III? nope.

    i just wanted to post the juggalo funeral pic after seeing the comment about the pregnancy video but then realized it was a kid's casket and it was the dad that died so i had to improvise.


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