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Thread: How many sexual partners have you had? The average man has 7

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    How many sexual partners have you had? The average man has 7

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    Don't we all pay for it???

    I don't.

    And I suspect OSA doesn't more than he does.

    In any way, shape or form. I've worked diligently to curate my life so it's really not about anything other than pleasure. Zero emotional, physical or financial burden. I guess, that the gift I get for being a somewhat accomplished and 100% self made female.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTickle View Post
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    As far as the over/under is concerned, the over wins by a wide margin.

    I've always been very good at talking to women on the phone. I stumbled upon this accidentally at the age of 17, but I improved upon it over the years to where I had a great routine down. Remember that story from 1992 where I banged that girl who called me as a wrong number? There were tons of them like this -- where basically I would get on the phone with a girl in some way, sometimes at random like that wrong number, and within a few hours the girl would be begging to meet and fuck me sight unseen.

    You might think I'm bullshitting or exaggerating, but I promise that I'm not. Most of these girls also fell in the "average or better" category in the looks department, so they weren't gross chicks who were desperate for male attention.

    It never had to do with money. In fact, I would greatly play down the money angle when meeting a new girl, usually just making it clear I wasn't broke, but otherwise staying away from the subject.

    However, as I got older, this started to appeal to me less. As much as I liked sex, meeting for 1-night-stand type deals just started to seem depressing and empty. So I started turning a lot down or making excuses why I couldn't do it. I was generally only meeting the ones whom I liked beyond just sex.

    I kid you not in the fact that my number could easily be well over 100 had I wanted it to be, and had I been single for longer. (Most of the time in the past 20 years, I've had a long-term girlfriend.) But it's nowhere near 100, or even 50, partially because I started to show restraint in my later single years.


    50 lifetime doesn't seem that high to me, especially in 2017. Over 4 years of college I'd say most people (males?) are closer to 50 than 0. When you're in your early 20s it's just not that hard to get laid at all.
    Yes. *this. Very accurate. Most people ar not honest about this, with themselves or when talking to others.

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    I know who Kilgore Trout is, and I can confirm she is female.

    She is also not anyone I've ever dated.

    That's all I will state for now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I know who Kilgore Trout is, and I can confirm she is female.

    She is also not anyone I've ever dated.

    That's all I will state for now.
    Is her figure closer to a trout or a whale?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I know who Kilgore Trout is, and I can confirm she is female.

    She is also not anyone I've ever dated.

    That's all I will state for now.
    So....are you trying to tell us you just fucked her?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I know who Kilgore Trout is, and I can confirm she is female.

    She is also not anyone I've ever dated.

    That's all I will state for now.
    Is her figure closer to a trout or a whale?

    I'm 98ish lbs., sir.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
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    Is her figure closer to a trout or a whale?

    I'm 98ish lbs., sir.


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    That's a big trout
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
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    Is her figure closer to a trout or a whale?

    I'm 98ish lbs., sir.
    This is also true.

    Pretty sure that Kilgore Trout is the lightest PFA member of all time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Is her figure closer to a trout or a whale?

    I'm 98ish lbs., sir.


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    Confirmed. Obv slipped into those dms

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    Young meth head chick approached me at gas station

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
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    Is her figure closer to a trout or a whale?

    I'm 98ish lbs., sir.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
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    I'm 98ish lbs., sir.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
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    I'm 98ish lbs., sir.


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    I'm out of green, but well-played.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilgore Trout View Post
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    Don't we all pay for it???

    I don't.

    And I suspect OSA doesn't more than he does.

    In any way, shape or form. I've worked diligently to curate my life so it's really not about anything other than pleasure. Zero emotional, physical or financial burden. I guess, that the gift I get for being a somewhat accomplished and 100% self made female.
    Hi Michelle. Hope your summer is going well. And so it goes!

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    My friend usually has a cpl girls he's been dming off and on, those can either fade away, or spark something up at anytime, depending mostly on circumstance, then a few tinder matches, and then either social circle stuff he's working on, but nothing is more fun than pure cold approach. Just seeing that cute girl in real life, going up and talking to her instead of just looking at her and either failing miserably or fucking that day, or anything in between.

    He's about to go to Target (great spot) and then the bar down the street and will report back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by michael View Post
    My friend usually has a cpl girls he's been dming off and on, those can either fade away, or spark something up at anytime, depending mostly on circumstance, then a few tinder matches, and then either social circle stuff he's working on, but nothing is more fun than pure cold approach. Just seeing that cute girl in real life, going up and talking to her instead of just looking at her and either failing miserably or fucking that day, or anything in between.

    He's about to go to Target (great spot) and then the bar down the street and will report back.
    He's not going there to shop, just to hit on women?
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    My friend has had a few good hookups since last update, but since this last girl was not shy about pics, he told me to go ahead and post his last encounter from a few days ago.

    It's not epic or flashy game, but it is probably the type of situation the majority of guys are going to get laid, almost a social circle type pull rather than a straight up cold approach pull. There are a couple of basic lessons here though. So.

    A friend calls me and says she and her guy are bringing his friend back to Tallahassee, and did my friend wanna go along on this road trip. He snap said yes

    Guys who aren't getting laid, or not getting laid enough, try not to turn down any hangout opportunities. You won't nec get laid every roadtrip or bar hop or restaraunt, but it makes it likelier than sitting at the house, plus let's you become more social overall

    The friend is a female, but not nec my friend's type, but he jokes and flirts a lil with her just to do it, and acts goofy and has fun on the road trip.

    We all have to pee, and instead of the gas station, the female says to come in her friend's house, that's she's cool. So they all go in the house, my friend first, and this tatted up big boobed girl redhead opens the door wearing bra and panties. My friend says hi and she goes to show him the bathroom, but he "accidently" follows her to the bedroom. This is when he sees a guy laying on the bed and says ooops, and heads back to the bathroom.

    The friend of my friend says there is a sex shop nearby and he wants to check it out, my friend and everyone else thinks that's a cool and funny idea, and we ride out. My friend, his friend, and her bf take one car. The two girls and the guy take heirs, a convertible. The one who is not my friend's type wears a unicorn mask, and is getting all kinds of attention from other cars and pedestrians. The big booty redhead is flashing her tits.

    When they get there, my friend doesn't really hang with the girls at all, but is having a fun time snapchatting and cracking up with his friends at all the stuff they have there. He overhears the redhead talking about how she blew some guy recently, and he starts wondering if her and her guy are in some kind of open relationship. They leave, again my friend has maybe made a joke or two to the redhead in passing but hasn't really hung with her.

    You don't have to escalate fast in social circle. You're already there, you're already at her house, you've already got some social proof from the group, be cool, and take your time

    When they get back the girls break out some weed, beer, and snacks, and everyone starts watching tv. The redhead sits between her guy and my friend. My friend puts his hand on her thigh. She puts a hand on his, he goes higher, she rubs his hand more, he gets higher. This is happening while everyone is talking and joking and watching tv. Eventually she kinda turns her head and he kisses her and starts feeling her tits, kind of trying not to be too obvious in front of the boyfriend. Then she takes a tit out, and he starts sucking on it. At this point he figures her and the bf are def in an open relationship or he's a cuckold or something, and he asks her if there's a place they can go hangout alone. She says, yeah, her bedroom, and they go there.

    At this point they start making out, clothes come off, but then she stops and says wait. She has to call her bf to make sure it's ok. My friend was like, the guy on the couch, right? She laughs and says no, that's just her best guy friend. Her boyfriend is out of town. She calls, and then hangs up and tells my friend that he said it's cool, but no vag or anal penetration. He says cool, and they fool around, blowjob, tittyfuck, rub it on vagina /asshole, cums on her tits, all good.

    You never know who the guy with her is. Don't assume it's just the bf, it could be a family member or an orbiter. Most girls have these orbiter guy friends that want to fuck them but never quite get there

    Afterwards she tells my friend she appreciates that he started the physical stuff slow on the couch, and only escalated more as he saw she was comfortable with each touch.

    Physical escalation is way easier than new guys think. It's basically start touch, and then calibrate. She seems opposed, pull back, and try again later after establishing more comfort. If she seems receptive, keep escalating.

    She seems pretty wild and he asks if he can take some pics. She said sure, she used to be a stripper and she loves showing her naked body. So he takes some pics.

    After hanging with the crew again they end up back in the bedroom again. He starts choking and she is really into it. She tells him she is into slapping, choking, daddy stuff, rape fantasies, sleep molesting fetish, all kinds of cool shit. So he lets loose this time, and she forgets about the no penetration rule apparently, and a good time is had. My friend is sending the pics, so I'll post them in a minute

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