How many sexual partners have you had? The average man has 7

[Dupe_Fiasco]

I'll go ahead and set the line at 5.5, also we're not offering options to buy points / wong teasers. That's a firm 5.5 and yes the pun is intended.

Way over. He's had at least 5 girlfriends, before you even count his party line hookups.

If I were Druff I wouldn't tell though. I voted but not saying in the forum.

OK that sounds like you want action, do you care to wager action points on druffs totals?

[Sanlmar]

Wife started going to a boxing gym. There's a chain called Title Boxing that has taken off huge around here.

Women love this. I don't try to explain why. It's just fact. Women outnumber men in this place.

So unlike other group activities you can think of people come out of their workout exhausted. There is a foxhole/war buddy bonding that takes place. If you aren't a muscle head moron in the gym you're on the approved list. Girls have checked out the package and already know.

The boxing gyms are in strip malls (and occupy surprisingly little square feet). There is always a bar or restaurant next door where the deal is sealed.

I don't get the swipe right thing. This would be my play.

Personally, I'm a little slower and the wife keeps throwing punches and I'm certain to get clocked. Literally not figuratively.

Hey, New Yorker fluff piece, can you not?

Didn't read it. But will look. Was taken out to eat yesterday at a restaurant beside one of these gyms. She surprised me by saying she's been going there and showed me the gym and started telling the stories.

[LarryLaffer]

Didn't read it. But will look. Was taken out to eat yesterday at a restaurant beside one of these gyms. She surprised me by saying she's been going there and showed me the gym and started telling the stories.

wait. so your wife has been going to this gym, unbeknownst to you, and it's a place that you just said is a good place for girls to meet guys?


I hope mrs sanlmar and you are doing fine

[Dupe_Fiasco]

Hey, New Yorker fluff piece, can you not?

Didn't read it. But will look. Was taken out to eat yesterday at a restaurant beside one of these gyms. She surprised me by saying she's been going there and showed me the gym and started telling the stories.

And I'll be completely honest with you, I did not read your original intended message. I just assumed it was you trying to procure a new yorker fluff piece. Consider yourself lucky that I'm even acknowledging your existence at this point and if you wouldn't mind afterward as well. Good day, sir.

[Dupe_Fiasco]

Didn't read it. But will look. Was taken out to eat yesterday at a restaurant beside one of these gyms. She surprised me by saying she's been going there and showed me the gym and started telling the stories.

wait. so your wife has been going to this gym, unbeknownst to you, and it's a place that you just said is a good place for girls to meet guys?


I hope mrs sanlmar and you are doing fine

Hello, kindly go back to the children's table, it should equate to an adequate height. Please allow us the opportunity for adult conversations.

[PLOL]

O.K. we've taken too much action on the over, so the line just moved to 6.5, the no buy / wong tease rule still applies.

Also, to clarify you lean pepperoni right PLOL?

I'll take over 10 and we can bet as much as you want if we escrow

[Dupe_Fiasco]

O.K. we've taken too much action on the over, so the line just moved to 6.5, the no buy / wong tease rule still applies.

Also, to clarify you lean pepperoni right PLOL?

I'll take over 10 and we can bet as much as you want if we escrow

So how many times did you fuck him?

[Sanlmar]

Didn't read it. But will look. Was taken out to eat yesterday at a restaurant beside one of these gyms. She surprised me by saying she's been going there and showed me the gym and started telling the stories.

wait. so your wife has been going to this gym, unbeknownst to you, and it's a place that you just said is a good place for girls to meet guys?


I hope mrs sanlmar and you are doing fine

I own a gym and she is going to another so Yeah she's cheating

She works out several times a week. Each time she uses a trainer. Of course, I have to pay for the trainer's time. She never works out alone which is stupid. Some kid tells her to run the treadmill and gets paid to sit on his ass and watch her. I keep my mouth shut.

If we get a new trainer who doesn't have a client base he gets my wife. Of course, they aren't making her work hard so the whole thing is a waste of time and money.

Not to mention we already have a heavy bag in the gym so she's definitely gone rogue.

Love ya Lew. The Undoing Project.

[LarryLaffer]

O.K. we've taken too much action on the over, so the line just moved to 6.5, the no buy / wong tease rule still applies.

Also, to clarify you lean pepperoni right PLOL?

I'll take over 10 and we can bet as much as you want if we escrow

the dude was on BBS's as far back as 86. Was on chatrooms since they became live somewhere around 89 (im totally guessing but it sounds right) and lurked them HARD.

my guess is he's bagged more than 10.

[Dupe_Fiasco]

I'll take over 10 and we can bet as much as you want if we escrow

the dude was on BBS's as far back as 86. Was on chatrooms since they became live somewhere around 89 (im totally guessing but it sounds right) and lurked them HARD.

my guess is he's bagged more than 10.

http://hawaiifiveo.org/

You're welcomed.

[michael]

Also, Michael pointed out some good tactics in another thread that I hadn't considered, and that was the fact that they just allowed linking of Instagram accounts which is another way to bypass the wall of having to mutually like someone before you talk to them.

Apps lke BUMBLE are feminist traps where girls get to pick who they talk to. what's the fun in that?

Bumble is fucking horrible. The girl has to initiate conversation, and they have never had to be witty or impressive to get laid, so it's just like, "Hey."

[LarryLaffer]

Also, Michael pointed out some good tactics in another thread that I hadn't considered, and that was the fact that they just allowed linking of Instagram accounts which is another way to bypass the wall of having to mutually like someone before you talk to them.

Apps lke BUMBLE are feminist traps where girls get to pick who they talk to. what's the fun in that?

Bumble is fucking horrible. The girl has to initiate conversation, and they have never had to be witty or impressive to get laid, so it's just like, "Hey."

Yeah. BUMBLE is like the Linkdin of dating apps.

[michael]

I don't get the swipe right thing. This would be my play.

Personally, I'm a little slower and the wife keeps throwing punches and I'm certain to get clocked. Literally not figuratively.

Should def have different streams. Tinder, social circle, cold approach, activities like yoga, etc.

The only difference between some dorks getting laid way way more than they should be and some dork not getting laid is as simple as putting yourself in situations, talking to that girl in the grocery store, going out of the house, being social, etc

[LarryLaffer]

re: the saying hey thing.

This is my tactic. or well, one of them. With apps like tiner and OKC you cast big nets by just liking every profile or sending messages to all the girls you want to try and talk to.

But i always open with "hey"

even on the ones that say don't do it.

The reason being if this were a real life situation, and i went up to a girl at a bar what would be the first thing i'd do? say hello. or hey. I'm for sure not giving some 5 paragraph essay.

once they say hey back, then it's on. you start talking. Most will say hello back if they're interested. These girls accounts are SWAMPED with messages from creeps. Your message of "hey" sticks out.

[michael]

re: the saying hey thing.

This is my tactic. or well, one of them. With apps like tiner and OKC you cast big nets by just liking every profile or sending messages to all the girls you want to try and talk to.

But i always open with "hey"

even on the ones that say don't do it.

The reason being if this were a real life situation, and i went up to a girl at a bar what would be the first thing i'd do? say hello. or hey. I'm for sure not giving some 5 paragraph essay.

once they say hey back, then it's on. you start talking. Most will say hello back if they're interested. These girls accounts are SWAMPED with messages from creeps. Your message of "hey" sticks out.

I think it's cause I grew up on the net, but I also like to open with just straight up trolling sometimes. It seems to be about as effective as anything else, and I at least get a laugh out of it. Lemme try to find a couple

[LarryLaffer]

I don't get the swipe right thing. This would be my play.

Personally, I'm a little slower and the wife keeps throwing punches and I'm certain to get clocked. Literally not figuratively.

Should def have different streams. Tinder, social circle, cold approach, activities like yoga, etc.

The only difference between some dorks getting laid way way more than they should be and some dork not getting laid is as simple as putting yourself in situations, talking to that girl in the grocery store, going out of the house, being social, etc

Michael gets it. Just go to the bar and send a girl a drink. one of my favorites.

[Sloppy Joe]

Are sites like Tinder, etc. Fun to use or just a necessary annoyance to pick up dates?

Ive been married 2 years and together with the same woman for 7 now and never had to do any of that. Having to 'date' and play that game sounds about 3% fun and 97% awful.

[michael]

Are sites like Tinder, etc. Fun to use or just a necessary annoyance to pick up dates?

Ive been married 2 years and together with the same woman for 7 now and never had to do any of that. Having to 'date' and play that game sounds about 3% fun and 97% awful.

It's hard to describe, it's like passive income I guess?

Like it's not incredibly fun, but it's not that time consuming either, and it's way easier to rack up numbers that way then through approaching. Like you could swipe I think 60 chicks a day or something, and realistically you could maybe talk to 11 girls in real life if you even found that many during the day that you were attracted to.

Snapchat is like a necessary annoyance, it's like replaced the phone number in dating, at least with the under 25 crowd. I reluctantly downloaded it, but I'm a narcisstic goofball sometimes, so I actually have fun with it now.

[The_Lurker]

re: the saying hey thing.

This is my tactic. or well, one of them. With apps like tiner and OKC you cast big nets by just liking every profile or sending messages to all the girls you want to try and talk to.

But i always open with "hey"

even on the ones that say don't do it.

The reason being if this were a real life situation, and i went up to a girl at a bar what would be the first thing i'd do? say hello. or hey. I'm for sure not giving some 5 paragraph essay.

once they say hey back, then it's on. you start talking. Most will say hello back if they're interested. These girls accounts are SWAMPED with messages from creeps. Your message of "hey" sticks out.

I have always wanted to fuck a midget. tell us more Larry.

[hongkonger]

re: the saying hey thing.

This is my tactic. or well, one of them. With apps like tiner and OKC you cast big nets by just liking every profile or sending messages to all the girls you want to try and talk to.

But i always open with "hey"

even on the ones that say don't do it.

The reason being if this were a real life situation, and i went up to a girl at a bar what would be the first thing i'd do? say hello. or hey. I'm for sure not giving some 5 paragraph essay.

once they say hey back, then it's on. you start talking. Most will say hello back if they're interested. These girls accounts are SWAMPED with messages from creeps. Your message of "hey" sticks out.

I have always wanted to fuck a midget. tell us more Larry.

A male midget though?