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    THIS IS HOW I ROLL

    https://www.boomplayer.com/24220892_6704BB1188







    this will be the official thread for me posting fucked up hand histories from STARS tourneys and cash games in Mexico

    I am grinding a lot

    losing at MTTs except for one decent score

    also grinding the shit out of ZOOM and Spin and Go's

    STARS IS GOD

     
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    Hell Fucking yes!!!!! Nice!

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    https://www.boomplayer.com/24221176_EC1FF137C3




    LOL TILTED AFTER BUSTING THE 80K SO DEEP

     
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    Not trying to knock you because you've had bigger scores than I have in mtts (not cash) but I can't see how some if these plays are +ev. Can you explain to some of us simpletons?
    "I GOT NO TOE"

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    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    Not trying to knock you because you've had bigger scores than I have in mtts (not cash) but I can't see how some if these plays are +ev. Can you explain to some of us simpletons?
    These hands are mostly junk but those random times you get lucky it's difficult for someone to give you credit in many spots.

    A decent tournament reg would probably make a note "Disguises his hand by playing suited 5 gappers that anyone who don't know who he is will never put him on".

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    10 5 os looks expert

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    Not trying to knock you because you've had bigger scores than I have in mtts (not cash) but I can't see how some if these plays are +ev. Can you explain to some of us simpletons?
    His postflop play is superior vs abc regs. The call on the river with the 8s vs ak for example

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    Quote Originally Posted by michael View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    Not trying to knock you because you've had bigger scores than I have in mtts (not cash) but I can't see how some if these plays are +ev. Can you explain to some of us simpletons?
    His postflop play is superior vs abc regs. The call on the river with the 8s vs ak for example


    Tyde simply ignores preflop strat, and rightfully so. His post-flop game is money.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    Not trying to knock you because you've had bigger scores than I have in mtts (not cash) but I can't see how some if these plays are +ev. Can you explain to some of us simpletons?
    the way he plays his cash game hands are lol bad. and i only looked at 2. he'll be busto soon doing the stupid shit he does.

    i think martoonie could be a good HU player. if he read a book or practiced at it...at the very least one to be feared because of his constant pressure he puts on opponents. you just can't temper anything. playing you're cards like a raging alkie
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post

    i don't get it. you've already played 7 levels. you're the co chip leader at the table and you risk your tournament with that shit? whythefk would you bring it in from early as well w/ 69s. you shouldn't even have been in the pot. let alone call an all in.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post

    i don't get it. you've already played 7 levels. you're the co chip leader at the table and you risk your tournament with that shit? whythefk would you bring it in from early as well w/ 69s. you shouldn't even have been in the pot. let alone call an all in.


    basically because I don't give a fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post


    i don't get it. you've already played 7 levels. you're the co chip leader at the table and you risk your tournament with that shit? whythefk would you bring it in from early as well w/ 69s. you shouldn't even have been in the pot. let alone call an all in.


    basically because I don't give a fuck
    you should be playing re-buys and passing your account over to somebody to play it after you get a stack. all of us here have seen you acquire massive amounts of chips in those things on a regular basis, only to do do something stupid later on when you didn't even need to do it. you can't take your foot off the gas. can you. if you can just learn some discipline you would be a great player making many more deep runs. there's a time to bluff and do all sorts of things, but these things you're doing here is just going to empty your wallet long term.
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post



    basically because I don't give a fuck
    you should be playing re-buys and passing your account over to somebody to play it after you get a stack. all of us here have seen you acquire massive amounts of chips in those things on a regular basis, only to do do something stupid later on when you didn't even need to do it. you can't take your foot off the gas. can you. if you can just learn some discipline you would be a great player making many more deep runs. there's a time to bluff and do all sorts of things, but these things you're doing here is just going to empty your wallet long term.
    this is a perfect example of one thing that is entirely fucked up. peep 1 clearly communicates that he is doing exactly what he wants to in the way he wants to.

    peep 2 reads that communication but entirely ignores it.

    then #2 tells #1 WHAT HE SHOULD BE DOING AND HOW HE SHOULD BE DOING IT.

    sure, the logic might be fine, but that's not the crux. somebody is living the way he chose. not asking for advice.

    consider covfefe
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    In the 35K Guaranteed a few mins ago


    AA RUINED


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    How much heat are you taking in the chat box?

    It's too bad the hand re-player doesn't also include the chat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Larry is definitely very NEEDY of approval


    he tries sooooo hard around here for people to like him


    kinda feel like a making a charity donation for his stake


    but he's a DOUCHE so fuck that

     
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