Uh oh Chang is engaged
Uh oh Chang is engaged
So this young Asian guy who can't speak Engrish very well had this monsterous stack when blinds were like 100/200. I mean like prolly 140k. He kept saying in his broken Engrish I am going to play every hand until I lose and he felted player after player and sucked out on them with 75 J10.
Anyway, I decided to get under his skin and I started saying, "I eat da fish" every time he won a pot. Apparently none one watches the brilliance that is Silicon Valley at the table and no one got the reference. So I had about 7k, with blinds and this guy doubled me up 4 times pretty much and every time he tried to bluff i smooth called with the best hand and I said loudly "I eat da fish" and it pissed him off which was great.
Here is overweight Jin Yang
Last edited by OSA; 06-20-2017 at 08:26 PM.
"3) Looool he can expand on this later but he is the first person I've ever seen in a deepstack given a 2 round penalty for what was lol termed "inappropriate/creepy conversations to the 6 seat"
I take back everything I said, this is literally all any staker on this site could expect and you came through like a champion.
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In the money in the $235 deepstack
Eat da fish!Originally Posted by OSA
michael: th-mon here
Step when does your flight leave?
Step when does your flight leave?
Dont know yet
I arrive monday morning around 9:30.
if Step and Michael are still in town I will buy us drinks.
"Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."
George Steinbrenner
although i still think he is appalling, gotta give OSA credit for this little caper
OSA, arent you playing today? 11 am PST?
Vyvanse taken. Won one small pot already. 40 min blinds so I have time to pick them apart.
Playing six handed as if now with 2 Asians on my left.
6 handed, one off button makes it 150. I am in BB with AQ off and pop it to 400, guy folds.
2nd pot. Shiipppppp it.
I dont think im going to see any limpers at this table again. Its almost an immediate flag if you do it seems. Almost makes you question how to play Aces and such.
Zoned
$#@$#@!%$#%$#@%$#^$%&$^&^$&
Still 6 handed, guy 2 off button, raises to 125 I am on button with 7s and call. Flop 3d 6c 3. He bets 125 and I reraise to 375. He calls. Turn Q clubs. He checks and so do I. River 9 clubs giving a flush possibility. He bets 900 which is pretty much pot but I can only beat a bluff really so i fold
Blinds are up 50-100
Playing too tight imo.
7 handed Asian guy opens to 250, folds to me in SB and I have KJ off and fold.
PLAYING GREAT
TID
7 handed, folds to button he makes it 250 SB who is aggressive calls and I call in BB with 78ss. Flop 5c 6c 2(or 3 i forgot). Checks around. Turn 9d. Gonna fuck them in the ass from here now. Aggro bets 525, I smooth call and button folds. River blank. He checks, I make it 700 and he folds.
Suck my dick from the braaaaaaaaaack.
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