****OFFICIAL BUY A PIECE OF OSA IN A WSOP EVENT****

[OSA]

Okay guys and girls. This is not some joke. I will be playing the WSOP Tourney #37 NLHE 1k Buyin.

I would like to try to sell percentage of myself(Yes, I have already cleared it with Todd)

Rather than having the good people of PFA donate so that I may fund my debauchery in Las Vegas which includes; but not limited to, blowjobs in stairwells, and hitting straight flushes in Let It Ride, I have decided this is a way you can be a apart of the WSOP action without breaking the bank. Instead of listening to Janet tell you how cute her dog is on Monday afternoon, you can follow me online to see the action and this way you at least get a decent ROI on your stake.

I feel playing in this event is a bit of kizmet considering all the things that had to have happen for me to do so.

1) Originally I would be leaving Monday morning/afternoon to go home had I not been given these hotel stays by Druff and having a buyin event that I could relatively afford on the exact same day. Ironically, the hotel stays are only good for Sun-Thursday, but with the festival in town, Sun was blocked out. I couldn't even use it the previous Thursday and following Monday since they have to be consecutive. So the only option was Mon(first day of the tourney) and Tues and check out on Wed which coincidentally is the last day of the tourney.


2) I shouldn't even have this hotel stay in the first place. TODD IS GOD admitted that he made this contest much harder. Missing by 1 question, and to have Druff do the mitzvah and give it to me is a miracle in itself.


3) Having played online in many large tourney fields and in many cash games that went from 430pm till 6am, I know how valuable medication like Vyvanse is to a poker player. It gives you a sense of calm, focus and determination and more importantly lets you get past bad beats and trust in your own instincts. Since I am no longer working, I cannot get free meds until I start a new job, and I have EXACTLY 6 left. 3 for the festival and 3 left for the one day of each of the tourney.


So, that's a little bit of my situation. If trust is a factor for you guys; you can ask china, who has staked me in the past and I have always paid out in a timely manner.


I am only selling 50% of myself, in increments of 5%($50 per share). If you purchase 2 shares, then I will be giving you 12% of equity for a 10% stake.

Last year had 2242 players with 337 paid and 1st got 316k. That means a $50 dollar stake grossed 15.8k and a $100 stake(under my equity structure) roughly 38k.

Stake will be confirmed after PM and money is received via preferred payment method(quickpay, venmo, etc). This thread will be updated accordingly.


Please post any relevant questions in this thread.



Stake #1-OSA's friend-Sold
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[handicapme]

If Todd or Brandon can personally confirm that you buyin AND sit to play at the table, I will buy 5 or all remaining shares if there are more.

Obv will ship to them.

If this can be done I'll ship them the money now.

[Dan Druff]

You didn't ask for permission to do this.

Since early 2013, you need to ask permission before running a BAP.

I have to admit I am very skeptical of you being in charge of any financial dealing on this site.

[handicapme]

You didn't ask for permission to do this.

Since early 2013, you need to ask permission before running a BAP.

I have to admit I am very skeptical of you being in charge of any financial dealing on this site.

But willing to buy him in if you or Brandon can confirm.

[OSA]

You didn't ask for permission to do this.

Since early 2013, you need to ask permission before running a BAP.

I have to admit I am very skeptical of you being in charge of any financial dealing on this site.

I did, check your PMs, like months ago.

[wrenchjockey]

You didn't ask for permission to do this.

Since early 2013, you need to ask permission before running a BAP.

I have to admit I am very skeptical of you being in charge of any financial dealing on this site.

I did, check your PMs, like months ago.

Sending a PM that wasn't replied to does not equal "clearing it with". I'll give you "told him I wanted to" but not "cleared it with".

[OSA]

I did, check your PMs, like months ago.

Sending a PM that wasn't replied to does not equal "clearing it with". I'll give you "told him I wanted to" but not "cleared it with".

You read his PMs? I have proof but waiting for druffs approval

[wrenchjockey]

Okay guys and girls. This is not some joke. I will be playing the WSOP Tourney #37 NLHE 1k Buyin.

I would like to try to sell percentage of myself(Yes, I have already cleared it with Todd)


<SNIP>

You didn't ask for permission to do this.

Since early 2013, you need to ask permission before running a BAP.

I have to admit I am very skeptical of you being in charge of any financial dealing on this site.

wrecked.

[Kilgore Trout]

http://www.wsop.com/pdfs/structuresh...1352_15643.pdf


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[blake]

http://www.wsop.com/pdfs/structuresh...1352_15643.pdf


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ahh, got it. when he said he took third, i was wondering why people weren't happier about it

[The_Lurker]

http://www.wsop.com/pdfs/structuresh...1352_15643.pdf


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ahh, got it. when he said he took third, i was wondering why people weren't happier about it

TID

[Drexel]

Poker really is a funny game.

Jeanne calls me at 3pm and asks me if I want to play this $100 Omaha 8 tourney at the Orleans that has been getting close to 200 people during the series.

I immediately call Mr. Robot and One Step to see if that want to play. They both enthusiastically do.

Tourney gets 157 people. As of this writing one step is the chip leader at the final table.

Honest to God the first level I walk over to him and he is watching on his phone a training video by Daryl Fish explaining how to play Omaha eight or better.

Also, two long time forum members and radio listeners were at the tourney. El Niño and his lovely wife. They got to meet One Step and Mr. Robot.

[Drexel]

Final table 10 handed. One Step has 380k out of 1.9 million total chips.

Blinds massive though. 20k-40k and 40k-80k limits.


The old people asked him to make a deal. He refused.

[Kilgore Trout]

....must admit, only subbed to this thread for Ken Hordell replies.


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[simpdog]

Ken is just jealous he was too busy vacationing in Perth to head to Vegas during the WSOP.

And also he had 200k + liquid many years ago so what's the point in playing $1500 poker tournaments? Likely up to 1.5 million liquid if he played his cards right.

[Ken Hordell]

Ken is just jealous he was too busy vacationing in Perth to head to Vegas during the WSOP.

And also he had 200k + liquid many years ago so what's the point in playing $1500 poker tournaments? Likely up to 1.5 million liquid if he played his cards right.

I have about $400K liquid now. Does not really matter, the whole ponzie scheme economy is going to erode almost overnight. I presume in 10 years I will be hoarding food and that will be currency.

[Ken Hordell]

....must admit, only subbed to this thread for Ken Hordell replies.


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I don't know what any of that means. OSA just successfully mowed through two stakes in record time. The only tourney he won was the one he placed himself. LOL. He learned something alright.

[OSA]

....must admit, only subbed to this thread for Ken Hordell replies.


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I don't know what any of that means. OSA just successfully mowed through two stakes in record time. The only tourney he won was the one he placed himself. LOL. He learned something alright.

I was a 3 outer away from likely going heads up to be able to cash for the 1500 shootout. "Record time"? Dont know what you mean with that. I learned that WSOP tourney play is on a whole other level with no limping and some loose play by people who like to gamble early on. However, the $235 and $400 tournies around town are as soft as baby shit and played in volume with solid strategy you can be profitable in them. I played in 6 tournies and cashed in 2. Had I put more BAPs out on this forum, others would have had a profitable investment. Maybe next year thats what Ill do.

Im sure youll be first in line to invest.

[Lord of the Fraud]

Ken Hordell is bitter, twisted, and has probably beat up more women than Ronda Rousey.

[simpdog]

Would stake OSA again next year.

Perhaps next year Step & Michael can put together a bap + hotel package for 2 weeks of wsop play.

Definitely worth the entertainment they provide.