Since I registered, I am getting tons of spam from obnoxious web developers (some domestic, some abroad) who keep offering me their services.

I get several per day.

My first inclination was just to turn off that e-mail account and bounce them back, but I thought it might be more entertaining to send an auto-respond message to these guys.

Post your ideas for the auto-respond message here.

I don't want anything obscene or threatening, but anything else is basically fair game.