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    Tiger Woods busted for DUI

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    The golfer was stopped by cops early Monday morning for driving under the influence of alcohol. He was taken in around 3 AM and released from Palm Beach County Jail at 10:50 AM.
    Credit: TMZ Sports

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
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    The golfer was stopped by cops early Monday morning for driving under the influence of alcohol. He was taken in around 3 AM and released from Palm Beach County Jail at 10:50 AM.
    Credit: TMZ Sports

    That is look of a man also on pills

     
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    He just said the other day he hasn't felt better physically In years and now this? The guys life choices haven't been great the past 7-8 years.

    I have seen him play in person numerous times. The sound the ball makes on contact isn't replicated by any other tour pro. It is such an arousing sound.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
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    The golfer was stopped by cops early Monday morning for driving under the influence of alcohol. He was taken in around 3 AM and released from Palm Beach County Jail at 10:50 AM.
    Credit: TMZ Sports
    Love the hair
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    There are DUI's.....and there are 7am DUI's.

    At least he went out in a blaze of glory.

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    I used to get down on him for playing up the Black side more than the Asian but he can't help it, blacker every day.

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    Bad luck. It's still probably the straightest he's driven in years.

     
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    I bet he misses the days when he was the number #1 golfer in the world and he would fly to Las Vegas just to fuck a pornstar up the ass.





     
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    Except it was at 3AM,
    What are you trying to be the Alex Jones of PFA w/your Fake news?
    You catch the Seth Rich Murderer/Clinton Crime Family hit man, yet?
    Time to change your tin hat.


    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    There are DUI's.....and there are 7am DUI's.

    At least he went out in a blaze of glory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    I bet he misses the days when he was the number #1 golfer in the world and he would fly to Las Vegas just to fuck a pornstar up the ass.




    He sure was a smooth operator back in the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    I bet he misses the days when he was the number #1 golfer in the world and he would fly to Las Vegas just to fuck a pornstar up the ass.






    He's still a single 41 year-old guy with an estimated net worth of $600-$750 million. I'm sure he misses being the world's best golfer, but most of us would switch spots with him in a minute. His life isn't that bad. Old fat rich men fuck supermodels. Any dude with a few grand can fuck a porn star in the ass in Vegas. It isn't like it's difficult. Garrett could have woken up, walked out of the Circus Circus parking garage, and promptly fucked a pornstar in the ass if Cmoney gave him the loose change from under his R8 seat. He definitely looks pilled out, which is understandable given all his surgeries. I'm shocked they kept him for 7 hours. He either irritated them, or they didn't want to appear corrupt. I can bail friends out of jail on DUI in an hour. Usually they let you post your own bail and uber home, unless he was completely obliterated.

     
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    BCR just said my whole post I was about to make, although my joke would have been like....Larry biking over a delivery and if he made enough tips earlier, could fuck a pornstar in the ass,

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyG_415 View Post
    Except it was at 3AM,
    What are you trying to be the Alex Jones of PFA w/your Fake news?
    You catch the Seth Rich Murderer/Clinton Crime Family hit man, yet?
    Time to change your tin hat.


    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    There are DUI's.....and there are 7am DUI's.

    At least he went out in a blaze of glory.
    Except it was at 7am you dumb worthless piece of shit. Your obsession with me is hilarious.

    https://twitter.com/search?q=tiger%2...207am&src=typd

    Go suck Kap's big black unemployed cock and leave the posting to the people with a clue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyG_415 View Post
    Except it was at 3AM,
    What are you trying to be the Alex Jones of PFA w/your Fake news?
    You catch the Seth Rich Murderer/Clinton Crime Family hit man, yet?
    Time to change your tin hat.

    Except it was at 7am you dumb worthless piece of shit. Your obsession with me is hilarious.

    https://twitter.com/search?q=tiger%2...207am&src=typd

    Go suck Kap's big black unemployed cock and leave the posting to the people with a clue.
    http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/29/us/tig...-arrested-dui/

    "Woods was arrested around 3 a.m. Monday in Jupiter, Florida, Jupiter police spokeswoman Kristin Rightler said."

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post

    Except it was at 7am you dumb worthless piece of shit. Your obsession with me is hilarious.

    https://twitter.com/search?q=tiger%2...207am&src=typd

    Go suck Kap's big black unemployed cock and leave the posting to the people with a clue.
    http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/29/us/tig...-arrested-dui/

    "Woods was arrested around 3 a.m. Monday in Jupiter, Florida, Jupiter police spokeswoman Kristin Rightler said."
    Twitter>Police spokeswoman who probably doesn't have a clue.

    He was booked in at 7, and was probably off the road within 10 min since he refused all tests.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/29/us/tig...-arrested-dui/

    "Woods was arrested around 3 a.m. Monday in Jupiter, Florida, Jupiter police spokeswoman Kristin Rightler said."
    Twitter>Police spokeswoman who probably doesn't have a clue.

    He was booked in at 7, and was probably off the road within 10 min since he refused all tests.
    quite the hawt take

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    I bet he misses the days when he was the number #1 golfer in the world and he would fly to Las Vegas just to fuck a pornstar up the ass.






    He's still a single 41 year-old guy with an estimated net worth of $600-$750 million. I'm sure he misses being the world's best golfer, but most of us would switch spots with him in a minute. His life isn't that bad. Old fat rich men fuck supermodels. Any dude with a few grand can fuck a porn star in the ass in Vegas. It isn't like it's difficult. Garrett could have woken up, walked out of the Circus Circus parking garage, and promptly fucked a pornstar in the ass if Cmoney gave him the loose change from under his R8 seat. He definitely looks pilled out, which is understandable given all his surgeries. I'm shocked they kept him for 7 hours. He either irritated them, or they didn't want to appear corrupt. I can bail friends out of jail on DUI in an hour. Usually they let you post your own bail and uber home, unless he was completely obliterated.
    I don't know the fascination with a porn star. They have had like a 1,000 dicks in them. I honestly think it would be impossible for me to perform if I had one in front of me naked. The only thing more revolting is picking up a street walking prostitute on the corner, then you know she probably had 10-15 dicks that evening, many potentially diseased. In fact, having an affair with a married women is also nasty to me. She could have had a cock the night before and you are right after.

    I never understood the "train" in college where some chick would give it up to three of four dudes in succession. True story, when I was 19 and in a dorm, a chick would routinely give head to the same three of four guys in the corner wing where we were housed. I became friends with one of the guys and he asked me one night if I wanted a hummer. I looked in and she was blowing a guy, and he shouted "shut the fucking door". Anyway, he came out giggling and asked who was next. My buddy began pushing me in and I resisted and one of the guys claimed I was a fag. Now since I had a girlfriend 200 miles away at another college everyone had seen, the fag reference fell on deaf ears. But I was no way going in there with some dude's jizz on her lip. She kept up the routine all semester, I bet she sucked 100 total dicks, 10 of which were unique. Half the dudes deluded themselves there was no way they could get a disease since it was just head, and I reminded my buddy she could easily be transmitting genetial herpes. He seemed really concerned until he got wasted later that week and he was right back in the room. LOL.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
    That is look of a man also on pills

    "I understand the severity of what I did and I take full responsibility for my actions. I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn't realize the mix of medications had affected me so strongly."

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
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    The golfer was stopped by cops early Monday morning for driving under the influence of alcohol. He was taken in around 3 AM and released from Palm Beach County Jail at 10:50 AM.
    Credit: TMZ Sports
    geez, this guy is ageing just as bad as druff

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
    That is look of a man also on pills

    "I understand the severity of what I did and I take full responsibility for my actions. I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn't realize the mix of medications had affected me so strongly."
    Since he refused the DUI, he can say no alcohol was involved. I read a couple posters on ESPN saying he would routinely get hammered on mixed drinks at various Vegas establishments over the years. No idea if that is true, but if the cop smelled booze, and its 3am, hard to believe alcohol is not involved. But he has sponsors, so he has to say what he has to say.

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