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    date this week with a pinup model.

    kinda looking forward to it.

    she's cute.

    she's a pinup model.

    she has huge tits.


    :yay
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    big lare dog craigslist matching with miss bratwurst 1986

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    Pics or gtfo
    BALLIN'!!

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    Pinning her up is a good solution so you have both hands free
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starbucks Spunk Bucket View Post
    Pics or gtfo


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      DonaldTrumpsHairPiece: well played

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    Pics or gtfo
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      sonatine: funs fun but id tear that up

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    I think the minimum age for any broad that calls herself a pin up model in 2017 is 55 or so Lare.

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    I go to check if I'm right and come to find out that the bicycle brought about pin up models. Internet can be such a faggot.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...n_6077082.html

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    It's hilarious to me that back in 1889 most women were still scared at the damage being done to their lady parts from a safety bicycle seat, when nowadays they fuck blacks.

    You've come a long ways bitches.

     
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    Speaking of bicycles, Larry's has no seat I hear
    BALLIN'!!

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    Larry has about as much chance of landing a date with a model as Krypt has having free sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starbucks Spunk Bucket View Post
    Speaking of bicycles, Larry's has no seat I hear
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    I've seen two pics of this girl.

    She apparently has done some modeling for retro WWII pinup posters. The pics look heavily photoshopped (since they're part of posters), but I was still able to get a pretty good idea of what she looks like, unless they also heavily photoshopped her body.

    As Larry sent these to me privately, I won't post them.

    Models in the 1940s were a lot bigger/curvier than the ones today, so retro pinup models also tend to be the thick/curvy type, rather than the rail thin type we think of now when we hear the word "model". Since I'm into the curvier type, I'll give you my opinion of Larry's date...

    There is a misperception among some here that I like fat girls, or that I'm a chubby chaser. That's not true. I like girls with a big ass, big thighs, and generally the ones known as "thick", but there's a certain line where that crosses into fat where I'm not at all attracted anymore. This is especially true with the face. If a girl has a body bigger than I like, but her face isn't fat at all, I can still be into it. If the face is fat, I just really don't like it.

    Getting back to Larry's girl, unless her body is heavily photoshopped, she's definitely not fat. Maybe a little bit on the thick/curvy side, but even on that scale, she's on the lower end size-wise. However, she does have a little bit of the chubby face thing going on. Like, seeing her face, you would expect her body to be a lot bigger than it is. Otherwise her face is decent, but it's actually a little too chubby for my taste.

    I would advise Larry to get a non-photoshopped, recent picture of her before proceeding, if he doesn't have one already.

    As the two pics I saw of her were posters, it's impossible to tell her height, but her legs don't look too long, so I assume she's either shorter than Larry or near his height. Hopefully Larry is smart enough to only date women 5'4" or under.

    Anyway, Larry, regardless of all the above, if you get a non-shopped picture and you're into her, go for it, and don't worry about anyone on the forum thinks.

     
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    veteran move pming chubby chaser in charge for approval larry

     
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    Ok even I enjoyed this Larry thread wtf is going on ?

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    he's gonna try to have sex with a chick so old she knows what pin up model means pay attention retard

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    Quote Originally Posted by sah_24 View Post
    Ok even I enjoyed this Larry thread wtf is going on ?

    what do you mean what's going on?

    Story is this: i started talking to this girl on okcupid. she lives on the south side. we exchange numbers and then in the midst of all my poker playing and general absentmindedness from smoking pot all the time, I guess i sort of stopped talking to her.

    that was a few weeks ago.

    Last night, she texts me out of no where. Obviously I don't have her number saved, so I have to go through the entire "i didn't save this number and who is this" routine with her before I finally remember who she is. She had me saved in her phone as "cute okcupid". So she didn't even know my name.

    So why does she text me after a few weeks of me not texting her? Seinfeld.

    yeah when we first started talking we talked a bunch of seinfeld (it's a litmus test for me, i'd never date a girl who didn't care for seinfeld) and i guess i made her laugh with my knowledge of it (she knew a lot too.)

    So last night, I guess she was at a party and they were discussing seinfeld, and she thought about me and texted me.

    Of course i've seen recent pics bc once I remembered how we met, i remembered that she followed me on instagram.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    he's gonna try to have sex with a chick so old she knows what pin up model means pay attention retard

    lol wow, the jokes used to be old.


    now they're older.
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    hey what day is radio, so I know not to plan for that day?

    or plan for that day?

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    dont sass mouth me larry

     
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      LarryLaffer: ok i won't sass mouth you. but i'll just use all my reds instead

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Story is this: i started talking to this girl on okcupid. she lives on the south side. we exchange numbers and then in the midst of all my poker playing and general absentmindedness from smoking pot all the time, I guess i sort of stopped talking to her.
    Red Flag my man, proceed with caution

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