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    Things girls say before, during and after a blowjob.

    LMAO....so fucking true! Watch the video.

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7f9_1340211876

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    Do you think you could drive over a few more bumps?

    Thanks for the laugh.

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    I envy anyone that has a girl who gives good head.

    I'm told they exist but almost all of my fellatio experiences have been generic and monotonous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    I envy anyone that has a girl who gives good head.

    I'm told they exist but almost all of my fellatio experiences have been generic and monotonous.

    :realtalk

    You either have great drugs or you're in the throws of a new relationship, otherwise the gift of a blowjob is "overblown" made popular by porn. I'm not saying it isn't a regular activity but the female is basically gagging on a Octoberfest sausage, so how much fun is it? It's the same as diving down on day old fish tacos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    I envy anyone that has a girl who gives good head.

    I'm told they exist but almost all of my fellatio experiences have been generic and monotonous.
    Straight people problems...
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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    I envy anyone that has a girl who gives good head.

    I'm told they exist but almost all of my fellatio experiences have been generic and monotonous.
    Straight people problems...
    *giggling*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    I envy anyone that has a girl who gives good head.

    I'm told they exist but almost all of my fellatio experiences have been generic and monotonous.
    Pretty much the same here. I've met exactly one girl that was awesome at it.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    I envy anyone that has a girl who gives good head.

    I'm told they exist but almost all of my fellatio experiences have been generic and monotonous.
    Pretty much the same here. I've met exactly one girl that was awesome at it.
    I hope your girlfriend doesn't read this forum... unless you're referring to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    I envy anyone that has a girl who gives good head.

    I'm told they exist but almost all of my fellatio experiences have been generic and monotonous.
    Pretty much the same here. I've met exactly one girl that was awesome at it.
    Was he cute?

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    Good god man. Just teach them. Its not that hard. A little praise and guidance is all it takes. Women are engineered to want to please a man to their full potential. All you have to do is show them the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post

    Pretty much the same here. I've met exactly one girl that was awesome at it.
    Was he cute?
    I'd say she was a solid Jasep 6.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeaCow View Post
    Good god man. Just teach them. Its not that hard. A little praise and guidance is all it takes. Women are engineered to want to please a man to their full potential. All you have to do is show them the way.
    Easier said than done, I'm afraid

    Most women will do it initially just to please you, but deep down they hate it, and this doesn't include swallowing , which is the best part

    That's why one has to do some screening beforehand.

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    Things girls say before, during and after a blowjob.???


    The reason blowjobs caught on is because it forces the woman to stop talking for a while and gives the guy's ears a break!
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by hutmaster View Post
    LMAO....so fucking true! Watch the video.

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7f9_1340211876

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    Bullshit. Be a man. Let them know what YOU want. Swallowing is overrated. Once you get the girl addicted to oral she will literally play with your cum afterwards. Nothing hard about turning a girl into an oral slut.



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    Quote Originally Posted by SeaCow View Post
    Good god man. Just teach them. Its not that hard. A little praise and guidance is all it takes. Women are engineered to want to please a man to their full potential. All you have to do is show them the way.
    Easier said than done, I'm afraid

    Most women will do it initially just to please you, but deep down they hate it, and this doesn't include swallowing , which is the best part

    That's why one has to do some screening beforehand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeaCow View Post
    Once you get the girl addicted to oral
    Do you coach?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeaCow View Post
    Bullshit. Be a man. Let them know what YOU want. Swallowing is overrated. Once you get the girl addicted to oral she will literally play with your cum afterwards. Nothing hard about turning a girl into an oral slut.



    Quote Originally Posted by fluffer View Post
    Easier said than done, I'm afraid

    Most women will do it initially just to please you, but deep down they hate it, and this doesn't include swallowing , which is the best part

    That's why one has to do some screening beforehand.
    Maybe you are right, I should start using prostitutes too

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    I guess this was it? Who the hell posts a youtube vid straight from liveleak? Fucktards, that's who.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SeaCow View Post
    Bullshit. Be a man. Let them know what YOU want. Swallowing is overrated. Once you get the girl addicted to oral she will literally play with your cum afterwards. Nothing hard about turning a girl into an oral slut.
    lol, a quick google search on this subject brings up a lot of information on operant conditioning and behavior modification techniques. Fascinating, but kind of creepy.

     
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