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    Honestly these off brand dick pills are just over saturated multi vitamins with trace amounts of the active ingredient in viagras. I wish I could get the real thing, but can't really ask my regular Jew physician because he's my parents general doctor too. So I'm relegated to this 7/11 garbage, but they still kind of get the job done. It's actually very easy to build a tolerance to this stuff so I take long breaks in between. And if you have to ask why anyone would ever want to take a dick pill, you never have.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Honestly these off brand dick pills are just over saturated multi vitamins with trace amounts of the active ingredient in viagras. I wish I could get the real thing, but can't really ask my regular Jew physician because he's my parents general doctor too. So I'm relegated to this 7/11 garbage, but they still kind of get the job done. It's actually very easy to build a tolerance to this stuff so I take long breaks in between. And if you have to ask why anyone would ever want to take a dick pill, you never have.
    What kind of work do you do? You mentioned tenure...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Honestly these off brand dick pills are just over saturated multi vitamins with trace amounts of the active ingredient in viagras. I wish I could get the real thing, but can't really ask my regular Jew physician because he's my parents general doctor too. So I'm relegated to this 7/11 garbage, but they still kind of get the job done. It's actually very easy to build a tolerance to this stuff so I take long breaks in between. And if you have to ask why anyone would ever want to take a dick pill, you never have.


    if your doctor tells your parents you're either a minor or you have an unethical doctor and you should report for malpractice
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    Snort them

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
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    viagra isnt just for dudes who cant get it up.

    it makes you last longer and fuck like a camel

    Krypt is just trying to get the most bang for his buck. you feel me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post

    How do camels fuck?

    Hey Phantom!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by duped_samaritan View Post
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    the one hump kind, quality over quantity
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    I have been meaning to try out Cialis/Viagra for a while now, just to see what it is like mainly, but I am too lazy to schedule a doctors appointments to try to get it that route. I have been meaning to get a physical cause I haven't had one in about 10 years, so maybe I will do that and ask then. I assume all you have to do is tell the primary care doctor you have been having trouble getting it up and they will just take you at your word and give you some? If it is much more work than that, I probably wont bother, cause I don't really have a need for it. The ole lady is pretty much just 1 and done, and the 45 seconds I last seems to be good enough for that most of the time.

    I didn't even know the 7-11 stuff had actual real ingredients in it at all. I figured it was all just a scam. If those things do actually do something, maybe I will go that route if I ever get around to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Honestly these off brand dick pills are just over saturated multi vitamins with trace amounts of the active ingredient in viagras. I wish I could get the real thing, but can't really ask my regular Jew physician because he's my parents general doctor too. So I'm relegated to this 7/11 garbage, but they still kind of get the job done. It's actually very easy to build a tolerance to this stuff so I take long breaks in between. And if you have to ask why anyone would ever want to take a dick pill, you never have.
    So you are too scared to ask him for Viagra but totally fine having him check you regularly for stds from hookers?

     
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    gas station boner pills rule you fags

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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    I have been meaning to try out Cialis/Viagra for a while now, just to see what it is like mainly, but I am too lazy to schedule a doctors appointments to try to get it that route. I have been meaning to get a physical cause I haven't had one in about 10 years, so maybe I will do that and ask then. I assume all you have to do is tell the primary care doctor you have been having trouble getting it up and they will just take you at your word and give you some? If it is much more work than that, I probably wont bother, cause I don't really have a need for it. The ole lady is pretty much just 1 and done, and the 45 seconds I last seems to be good enough for that most of the time.

    I didn't even know the 7-11 stuff had actual real ingredients in it at all. I figured it was all just a scam. If those things do actually do something, maybe I will go that route if I ever get around to it.
    Do the manly thing...tell your doctor you'd like to try Viagra to benefit you wife/partner who takes too long to get aroused and she believes the enhancement from Viagra will improve relations...your doctor will probably be concerned about your having ED and it being a sign of oncoming heart disease, so be sure to say you are fine without it but you think the improvement would please your partner...but i believe Doctors want to write these prescriptions because they get a commission

    Viagra take about 45 minutes for the effects to kick in and you should avoid taking it on a full stomach...it may make your skin flushed and give you a mild headache...but damn, with it you will be all that you can be (full extension, girth and firmness)

    one tip, get 50mg pills, which are the same price as the 25mg pills...then cut the 50mg's in half to double your fun...the pills are expensive: average $30 per in Los Angeles

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    I have been meaning to try out Cialis/Viagra for a while now, just to see what it is like mainly, but I am too lazy to schedule a doctors appointments to try to get it that route. I have been meaning to get a physical cause I haven't had one in about 10 years, so maybe I will do that and ask then. I assume all you have to do is tell the primary care doctor you have been having trouble getting it up and they will just take you at your word and give you some? If it is much more work than that, I probably wont bother, cause I don't really have a need for it. The ole lady is pretty much just 1 and done, and the 45 seconds I last seems to be good enough for that most of the time.

    I didn't even know the 7-11 stuff had actual real ingredients in it at all. I figured it was all just a scam. If those things do actually do something, maybe I will go that route if I ever get around to it.
    Do the manly thing...tell your doctor you'd like to try Viagra to benefit you wife/partner who takes too long to get aroused and she believes the enhancement from Viagra will improve relations...your doctor will probably be concerned about your having ED and it being a sign of oncoming heart disease, so be sure to say you are fine without it but you think the improvement would please your partner...but i believe Doctors want to write these prescriptions because they get a commission

    Viagra take about 45 minutes for the effects to kick in and you should avoid taking it on a full stomach...it may make your skin flushed and give you a mild headache...but damn, with it you will be all that you can be (full extension, girth and firmness)

    one tip, get 50mg pills, which are the same price as the 25mg pills...then cut the 50mg's in half to double your fun...the pills are expensive: average $30 per in Los Angeles

    does Viagra have Niacin in it and that's why too much makes your skin flush? if that's the case, don't drink red bull. so much niacin in that. yikes.

    i took too much niacin one time when expirementing passing drug tests. nnooott ffuunnnnnn
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    im only going to say this krypt;


    you should hollar at your doctor for three reasons.


    1) because you dont want to find out the hard way your heart has a problem with dick pills

    2) actual real dick pills not cut with boiled cigarette butts

    3) if he does leak it to your fam you can sue his bitch ass and toke me 10%

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post

    Do the manly thing...tell your doctor you'd like to try Viagra to benefit you wife/partner who takes too long to get aroused and she believes the enhancement from Viagra will improve relations...your doctor will probably be concerned about your having ED and it being a sign of oncoming heart disease, so be sure to say you are fine without it but you think the improvement would please your partner...but i believe Doctors want to write these prescriptions because they get a commission

    Viagra take about 45 minutes for the effects to kick in and you should avoid taking it on a full stomach...it may make your skin flushed and give you a mild headache...but damn, with it you will be all that you can be (full extension, girth and firmness)

    one tip, get 50mg pills, which are the same price as the 25mg pills...then cut the 50mg's in half to double your fun...the pills are expensive: average $30 per in Los Angeles

    does Viagra have Niacin in it and that's why too much makes your skin flush? if that's the case, don't drink red bull. so much niacin in that. yikes.

    i took too much niacin one time when expirementing passing drug tests. nnooott ffuunnnnnn
    there may be but i don't think there is niacin in Viagra...as i understand it, Viagra acts as a relaxer/tension reliever that allows improved blood flow, hence the flushing of the skin

    Larry, i'd guess your being under 40 and probably in good aerobic condition from you cycling means Viagra will likely have marginal benefit to you--still, it might have some worthwhile effect
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    LMAO Poseidon. What a name for a dick pill. I want to say in the myth Poseidon was trying to fuck some Goddess but she didn't want him so she turned herself into a horse to hide from him. Poseidon eventually figured out what was going on and turned himself into a horse and showed that dirty filly cunt what was up! FUCK IT UP KRYPT!!!!!!

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    Trying to fuck this Puerto Rican chick but she's not picking g up

    Pray for me boys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Trying to fuck this Puerto Rican chick but she's not picking g up

    Pray for me boys


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