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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    gas station boner pills rule you fags

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Trying to fuck this Puerto Rican chick but she's not picking g up

    Pray for me boys
    tbh, puerto ricans are the only race outside of white girls that are cool to fuck....right todd?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoodedN View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Trying to fuck this Puerto Rican chick but she's not picking g up

    Pray for me boys
    tbh, puerto ricans are the only race outside of white girls that are cool to fuck....right todd?
    Dominicans > Ricans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Trying to fuck this Puerto Rican chick but she's not picking g up

    Pray for me boys
    What site are you using to find these whores? I heard some of them accept Bitcoin that goes straight to their pimp.

    I think it's safer and easier to just fuck one of the whores at the local strip club. Less headache too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    About to be super lit

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    Lol..."Stamnia"

    You're bound to be finished by now...
    BALLIN'!!

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    Krypt is ready to attack this craigslist prostitute with an intensity unknown to man.

     
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    couldn't afford condoms you classy bitch? do you make commission on each slurpee you sell or is it straight rate?

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    Your Amex Black Card looks yellowish in that lighting.

     
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    Done much better, but could be worse

     
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      limitles: done much better not part of the equation...you're paying and you bought someone just out of high school

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    Straight up G-had in that Holiday Inn. Holler if ya hear me!

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    in before Krypt gets raped by her pimp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    It's super lit boys ... drinking per cans and took a rhino dick pull and just bout to go meetup with a 5'10" blonde stripper turned prostitute who has a penchant for the coca .. work tomorrow at 7:30 am but obv that can wait and I'm smarter than most of my colleagues, inclruding the tenured ones
    You mean stripper.
    HILLARY WON

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    It might be safer for all involved if you just go back to masturbation.
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    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"
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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    she looks pretty good krypt lol @ the pbr like a boss
    Nothing like your fat , toothless, scat covered wife you fag..

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    go smoke more crack rock loser

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    Seriously krypt, why?.
    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

    "ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine

    "Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis


    "DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
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    Its nice to know that you think highly enough about staying hydrated with ionized water, all while swallowing some shitty over the counter dick pill that may or may not kill you.

    I bet you're the kind of guy that eats an entire pizza after a workout.

    And clean up your car dude, you have trash all over the passenger floor board, it's no wonder why you can't get free pussy.
    "Druff would suck his own dick if it were long enough"- Brandon "drexel" Gerson

    "ann coulter literally has more common sense than pfa."-Sonatine

    "Real grinders supports poker fraud"- Ray Davis


    "DRILLED HER GOOD"- HONGKONGER

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    Also Krypt there seems to be a piece of paper on the floor that says WARNING. Story please.
    HILLARY WON

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