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    DonkDown Watch for Chris Berman??

    Dudes gotta be one step away from blowing his brains out. First ESPN screws him over and now his wife was killed in a car wreck yesterday. He's probably going through a case of hardcore scotch right about now.

     
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    First Big Black now this. Damn.

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    Holy shit this guy is probably most embarassed of getting outed that he has his wife in a 2003 car. That can't be real. And the poor dude she killed was 87???

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    I hope ESPN rehires him now just for the conspiracy theories.

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    Chris Berman "In Hell"

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    Chris "Bitch Slow Down You're Not" Berman
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    Kathy "Give It The Gas Cuz I'm" Berman
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    I'm just not there yet. I can't get the wording right. It's so obvious the nicknames needs to be a play on German though.

    All I want to know is how she could Nazi his break Sieg Heil.

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    Kathy "Speed Limits Here This Ain't" Berman"y"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryback_feed_me_more View Post
    Dudes gotta be one step away from blowing his brains out. First ESPN screws him over and now his wife was killed in a car wreck yesterday. He's probably going through a case of hardcore scotch right about now.
    Totally. What a week. I don't have to work anymore and someone takes care of my wife for me.
    I"m off to Berlin

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    I love how still now every single article is putting the old man to blame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    I love how still now every single article is putting the old man to blame.
    dude was 87 years old. and the cops or one reporter wrote that he may of had a medical emergency?

    being from CT and living in a small town. my roads are crazy insane. snake curves, trees and telephone poles practically in the small road. i mean it's crazy..there's no buffer....it's like the pave right next to the tree or pole. i'm surprised more people aren't killed as everybody speeds. even route 7 which starts in norwalk and goes all the way past kent is 2 lanes in many places and people go 50/60mph regularly. i'm all for some type of barriers in between oncoming traffic. i realize it might make things look ugly..but at least you'll be safe. and hey,...new jersey has these barriers all over the place
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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Holy shit this guy is probably most embarassed of getting outed that he has his wife in a 2003 car. That can't be real. And the poor dude she killed was 87???
    Jews don't buy new cars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Chris Berman "In Hell"
    not bad,

    a clash for/of the ages. 67-woman vs. 87-man, did each other a favah imo

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