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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
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    If it's confirmed that middle aged men are turning down solid 8's who aren't ladies of the night. Then I'm ready to hold my nose and come to America.
    American ladies love a British accent. They probably don't love British teeth though.
    Nearly every woman in California and Vegas thought I was Australian when I went there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YUUP View Post
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    American ladies love a British accent. They probably don't love British teeth though.
    Nearly every woman in California and Vegas thought I was Australian when I went there.
    Because of your teeth?
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    lol nice teeth aussie
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
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    Nearly every woman in California and Vegas thought I was Australian when I went there.
    Because of your teeth?
    No because they were Mexican hookers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
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    I've heard that being uncut makes anal sex easier for the recipient because the extra foreskin acts like a guide sleave. Any comment based on experience?

    Your gay innuendos aside. I remember in my late teens and my then bird came back from a 2 week holiday. Obviously we're are both in a great hurry for all of her holes to be filled.

    She comes to mine and straight away i'm pulling her jeans down and go straight for the ass as she leans against this high table like thing. After urgently lubing her ring up with spit I go in for the kill like a man possessed. My helmet enters the brown tunnel like a dream, but the foreskin got left behind. IMMEDIATE PAIN.

    I snap pull out and look down at my blood soaked cock. Banjo string was hanging on by a thread and I literally had tears in my eyes.

    Was such an ametur mistake from a young naive horny cunt and it left me out of action for at least a week. Lesson learnt.

    Now my cock enters the magical brown area like a rocket docking with the space station.

    So to sort of answer your question. I'd say the unmutilated giver is probably at a disadvantage compared to the butchered American when it comes to the anal stakes.
     
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    Only if I was raped fella.


    Though quite partial to a wet finger in my ass if the bitch has smooth nails.

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