So Friday morning I arrive at my restaurant to start the day and guess who shows up to greet me? Marty live and in person. We decide to hangout that night and play some poker at the local casino. I have to drive obviously as by the time we are ready to leave for the casino, Marty is already shitfaced. We arrive at the casino and Marty is pleasantly surprised that most of the dealers and the poker room manager remember him by name from his last trip thru. Yuri, the manager,remarks that he remembers all the good players then corrects himself and says well the colorful personalities. Marty is a pretty happy and vocal drunk...he makes friends with everyone. I get myself a seat at a table and Marty headed for the bar. Thought we were going to play poker together but he seemed more into getting even more shitfaced. I'll give the man his props...he can put the drinks away. Before we got there he had a few beers and a couple of small bottles of Fireball. At the casino he had a couple of double Jim and Cokes and a Sex on the Beach and those are just the drinks I know of. Anyways not much to report except for the very end of the night. I was searching for Marty so we could take off and finally find him. He's at the bar laughing with some cholo looking Mexicans. We decide to take off and as we are walking thru the casino Marty is telling me how these 2 hot chicks were hitting on him. I'm laughing inside because he was so shitfaced at this point that I didn't think he could tell the difference between a hot chick and a tranny. As we near the exit, I see 2 very attractive women and Marty yells something like "Hey Baby" I'm cringing at the spectacle he's about to start. Suddenly I am shocked. These 2 women say....hey there you are we were just coming back for you. Lets go, we're taking a cab to the Maverick. One of them grabs Marty's hand and is literally all over him. We go out side and she's on his lap arms wrapped around him. Marty said he wasn't going to go and these girls literally were saddened. Id say they were solid 8's. Look out Drexel...Marty might be after your pussy whisperer title. LOL