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    So Friday morning I arrive at my restaurant to start the day and guess who shows up to greet me? Marty live and in person. We decide to hangout that night and play some poker at the local casino. I have to drive obviously as by the time we are ready to leave for the casino, Marty is already shitfaced. We arrive at the casino and Marty is pleasantly surprised that most of the dealers and the poker room manager remember him by name from his last trip thru. Yuri, the manager,remarks that he remembers all the good players then corrects himself and says well the colorful personalities. Marty is a pretty happy and vocal drunk...he makes friends with everyone. I get myself a seat at a table and Marty headed for the bar. Thought we were going to play poker together but he seemed more into getting even more shitfaced. I'll give the man his props...he can put the drinks away. Before we got there he had a few beers and a couple of small bottles of Fireball. At the casino he had a couple of double Jim and Cokes and a Sex on the Beach and those are just the drinks I know of. Anyways not much to report except for the very end of the night. I was searching for Marty so we could take off and finally find him. He's at the bar laughing with some cholo looking Mexicans. We decide to take off and as we are walking thru the casino Marty is telling me how these 2 hot chicks were hitting on him. I'm laughing inside because he was so shitfaced at this point that I didn't think he could tell the difference between a hot chick and a tranny. As we near the exit, I see 2 very attractive women and Marty yells something like "Hey Baby" I'm cringing at the spectacle he's about to start. Suddenly I am shocked. These 2 women say....hey there you are we were just coming back for you. Lets go, we're taking a cab to the Maverick. One of them grabs Marty's hand and is literally all over him. We go out side and she's on his lap arms wrapped around him. Marty said he wasn't going to go and these girls literally were saddened. Id say they were solid 8's. Look out Drexel...Marty might be after your pussy whisperer title. LOL

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by hutmaster View Post
    So Friday morning I arrive at my restaurant to start the day and guess who shows up to greet me? Marty live and in person. We decide to hangout that night and play some poker at the local casino. I have to drive obviously as by the time we are ready to leave for the casino, Marty is already shitfaced. We arrive at the casino and Marty is pleasantly surprised that most of the dealers and the poker room manager remember him by name from his last trip thru. Yuri, the manager,remarks that he remembers all the good players then corrects himself and says well the colorful personalities. Marty is a pretty happy and vocal drunk...he makes friends with everyone. I get myself a seat at a table and Marty headed for the bar. Thought we were going to play poker together but he seemed more into getting even more shitfaced. I'll give the man his props...he can put the drinks away. Before we got there he had a few beers and a couple of small bottles of Fireball. At the casino he had a couple of double Jim and Cokes and a Sex on the Beach and those are just the drinks I know of. Anyways not much to report except for the very end of the night. I was searching for Marty so we could take off and finally find him. He's at the bar laughing with some cholo looking Mexicans. We decide to take off and as we are walking thru the casino Marty is telling me how these 2 hot chicks were hitting on him. I'm laughing inside because he was so shitfaced at this point that I didn't think he could tell the difference between a hot chick and a tranny. As we near the exit, I see 2 very attractive women and Marty yells something like "Hey Baby" I'm cringing at the spectacle he's about to start. Suddenly I am shocked. These 2 women say....hey there you are we were just coming back for you. Lets go, we're taking a cab to the Maverick. One of them grabs Marty's hand and is literally all over him. We go out side and she's on his lap arms wrapped around him. Marty said he wasn't going to go and these girls literally were saddened. Id say they were solid 8's. Look out Drexel...Marty might be after your pussy whisperer title. LOL
    Those "women" are called prostitutes.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hutmaster View Post
    So Friday morning I arrive at my restaurant to start the day and guess who shows up to greet me? Marty live and in person. We decide to hangout that night and play some poker at the local casino. I have to drive obviously as by the time we are ready to leave for the casino, Marty is already shitfaced. We arrive at the casino and Marty is pleasantly surprised that most of the dealers and the poker room manager remember him by name from his last trip thru. Yuri, the manager,remarks that he remembers all the good players then corrects himself and says well the colorful personalities. Marty is a pretty happy and vocal drunk...he makes friends with everyone. I get myself a seat at a table and Marty headed for the bar. Thought we were going to play poker together but he seemed more into getting even more shitfaced. I'll give the man his props...he can put the drinks away. Before we got there he had a few beers and a couple of small bottles of Fireball. At the casino he had a couple of double Jim and Cokes and a Sex on the Beach and those are just the drinks I know of. Anyways not much to report except for the very end of the night. I was searching for Marty so we could take off and finally find him. He's at the bar laughing with some cholo looking Mexicans. We decide to take off and as we are walking thru the casino Marty is telling me how these 2 hot chicks were hitting on him. I'm laughing inside because he was so shitfaced at this point that I didn't think he could tell the difference between a hot chick and a tranny. As we near the exit, I see 2 very attractive women and Marty yells something like "Hey Baby" I'm cringing at the spectacle he's about to start. Suddenly I am shocked. These 2 women say....hey there you are we were just coming back for you. Lets go, we're taking a cab to the Maverick. One of them grabs Marty's hand and is literally all over him. We go out side and she's on his lap arms wrapped around him. Marty said he wasn't going to go and these girls literally were saddened. Id say they were solid 8's. Look out Drexel...Marty might be after your pussy whisperer title. LOL
    Those "women" are called prostitutes.
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    Perhaps Marty can come out and give us an explanation as to why he rejected the two solid 8s.

    Did he get the hooker vibe, or were they simply not up to the standard he set for himself by banging Brazilian beach bunnies in the 1980s?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Perhaps Marty can come out and give us an explanation as to why he rejected the two solid 8s.

    Did he get the hooker vibe, or were they simply not up to the standard he set for himself by banging Brazilian beach bunnies in the 1980s?
    Excessive alcohol consumption causes erectile dysfunction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Perhaps Marty can come out and give us an explanation as to why he rejected the two solid 8s.

    Did he get the hooker vibe, or were they simply not up to the standard he set for himself by banging Brazilian beach bunnies in the 1980s?
    Excessive alcohol consumption causes erectile dysfunction.

    Maybe if you're in your 60's.

    Whiskey dick ftw.

     
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    If it's confirmed that middle aged men are turning down solid 8's who aren't ladies of the night. Then I'm ready to hold my nose and come to America.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    If it's confirmed that middle aged men are turning down solid 8's who aren't ladies of the night. Then I'm ready to hold my nose and come to America.
    American ladies love a British accent. They probably don't love British teeth though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
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    If it's confirmed that middle aged men are turning down solid 8's who aren't ladies of the night. Then I'm ready to hold my nose and come to America.
    American ladies love a British accent. They probably don't love British teeth though.

    Harsh. But having superior and unmutilated British cock fucking the back of their throats. Is IMO, a fair tradeoff for our shitty teeth.


    Swings and roundabouts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post

    American ladies love a British accent. They probably don't love British teeth though.

    Harsh. But having superior and unmutilated British cock fucking the back of their throats. Is IMO, a fair tradeoff for our shitty teeth.


    Swings and roundabouts.
    You gotta take the bad with the good I guess.
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    lolz lotf such a way with words.
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    I'm willing to bet that marty is the most attractive poster in this thread.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
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    So Friday morning I arrive at my restaurant to start the day and guess who shows up to greet me? Marty live and in person. We decide to hangout that night and play some poker at the local casino. I have to drive obviously as by the time we are ready to leave for the casino, Marty is already shitfaced. We arrive at the casino and Marty is pleasantly surprised that most of the dealers and the poker room manager remember him by name from his last trip thru. Yuri, the manager,remarks that he remembers all the good players then corrects himself and says well the colorful personalities. Marty is a pretty happy and vocal drunk...he makes friends with everyone. I get myself a seat at a table and Marty headed for the bar. Thought we were going to play poker together but he seemed more into getting even more shitfaced. I'll give the man his props...he can put the drinks away. Before we got there he had a few beers and a couple of small bottles of Fireball. At the casino he had a couple of double Jim and Cokes and a Sex on the Beach and those are just the drinks I know of. Anyways not much to report except for the very end of the night. I was searching for Marty so we could take off and finally find him. He's at the bar laughing with some cholo looking Mexicans. We decide to take off and as we are walking thru the casino Marty is telling me how these 2 hot chicks were hitting on him. I'm laughing inside because he was so shitfaced at this point that I didn't think he could tell the difference between a hot chick and a tranny. As we near the exit, I see 2 very attractive women and Marty yells something like "Hey Baby" I'm cringing at the spectacle he's about to start. Suddenly I am shocked. These 2 women say....hey there you are we were just coming back for you. Lets go, we're taking a cab to the Maverick. One of them grabs Marty's hand and is literally all over him. We go out side and she's on his lap arms wrapped around him. Marty said he wasn't going to go and these girls literally were saddened. Id say they were solid 8's. Look out Drexel...Marty might be after your pussy whisperer title. LOL
    Those "women" are called prostitutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffer View Post
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    Those "women" are called prostitutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post

    American ladies love a British accent. They probably don't love British teeth though.

    Harsh. But having superior and unmutilated British cock fucking the back of their throats. Is IMO, a fair tradeoff for our shitty teeth.


    Swings and roundabouts.
    I've heard that being uncut makes anal sex easier for the recipient because the extra foreskin acts like a guide sleave. Any comment based on experience?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post


    Harsh. But having superior and unmutilated British cock fucking the back of their throats. Is IMO, a fair tradeoff for our shitty teeth.


    Swings and roundabouts.
    I've heard that being uncut makes anal sex easier for the recipient because the extra foreskin acts like a guide sleave. Any comment based on experience?

    Your gay innuendos aside. I remember in my late teens and my then bird came back from a 2 week holiday. Obviously we're are both in a great hurry for all of her holes to be filled.

    She comes to mine and straight away i'm pulling her jeans down and go straight for the ass as she leans against this high table like thing. After urgently lubing her ring up with spit I go in for the kill like a man possessed. My helmet enters the brown tunnel like a dream, but the foreskin got left behind. IMMEDIATE PAIN.

    I snap pull out and look down at my blood soaked cock. Banjo string was hanging on by a thread and I literally had tears in my eyes.

    Was such an ametur mistake from a young naive horny cunt and it left me out of action for at least a week. Lesson learnt.

    Now my cock enters the magical brown area like a rocket docking with the space station.

    So to sort of answer your question. I'd say the unmutilated giver is probably at a disadvantage compared to the butchered American when it comes to the anal stakes.

     
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    Just what this thread needs, homoerotic stories from a British peckerwood..........

     
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    This is literally what every post you make looks like to most of us.

     
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