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    Upcoming hooker bender

    Drinking goose and will be seeing 2-3 girls tonight before the work week begins.... living the dream boys


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    Had a very nice saffron glazed salmon with pine nuts and a kale shake earlier. Anyone here ever pop a dick pill?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Had a very nice saffron glazed salmon with pine nuts and a kale shake earlier. Anyone here ever pop a dick pill?
    Tried one in Ibiza, bought it in some bar and the guy working there said not to take a full one as it was some strong high grade Viagra. I had the full pill in one go and was hard for the entire night. Even the following day at the pool had to lie on my front on the sun lounger, didn't help that the girl next to us started chatting about how she worked at the local strip club, and insisted showing pics on her camera of her getting gangbanged all over the place.

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    Soooo you're a trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Had a very nice saffron glazed salmon with pine nuts and a kale shake earlier. Anyone here ever pop a dick pill?
    Are you saying you're in your 20s and can't keep it hard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RegGaymer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Had a very nice saffron glazed salmon with pine nuts and a kale shake earlier. Anyone here ever pop a dick pill?
    Tried one in Ibiza, bought it in some bar and the guy working there said not to take a full one as it was some strong high grade Viagra. I had the full pill in one go and was hard for the entire night. Even the following day at the pool had to lie on my front on the sun lounger, didn't help that the girl next to us started chatting about how she worked at the local strip club, and insisted showing pics on her camera of her getting gangbanged all over the place.
    "If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical attention."
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece View Post
    Soooo you're a trick.

    O hun, we are all someones trick.

     
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    this guy is god. 2nd best poster on the forum behind bottomset69

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    Krypt lives a life most of us only dream about

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Krypt lives a life most of us only dream about

    going to the dick doctor once a month to get sti tested isn't a life i dream about.


    neither is smelling like curry all the time.

    I bet OP's life is a real dream.
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    Pretty sure Krypt smells like saffron not curry

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    Krypt used to piss me off similar to how much Larry does now.

    I think he started off trolling then fortunately decided to quit that act.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belly Buster View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Had a very nice saffron glazed salmon with pine nuts and a kale shake earlier. Anyone here ever pop a dick pill?
    Are you saying you're in your 20s and can't keep it hard?
    Persian men have trouble getting erections for women. Most of the Persian guys in Los Angeles are homosexual. Maybe 90% of them.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by snake_in_the_ass View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Belly Buster View Post

    Are you saying you're in your 20s and can't keep it hard?
    Persian men have trouble getting erections for women. Most of the Persian guys in Los Angeles are homosexual. Maybe 90% of them.

    I have known quite a bunch, and they are all mostly pussy and money hungry.


    Maybe you just like to hang out with gay guys?

     
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