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    Even at the rate he is playing per week and taking away 40% for taxes he should be up a bit lifetime on the lottery which means he should quit that fucking shit having a profit but the reality is he will probably get greedy pumping up the volume of scratchers hoping for another score.

    I have plenty of guys like this around me pumping in 500 to 1k a day in bar keno and when they hit they are great to be around cuz they are buying the entire bar a rounds of drinks but they can't be winning lifetime. Some are millionaires tho so they really don't give a fuck about losing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Is there a more -EV form of gambling?


    tmmlk reverse worm hole cmoney picks.

     
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      Ryback_feed_me_more: Roflmao. Indeed
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    ON the subject of scratchers my mom in law exlusively shops at Vons and we shop there about 1/2 the time cause it is the closest grocery store and basically convenience. We literally have gotten hundreds of those stupid monopoly pieces (which means over a thousand stickers easy cause 4 on each one) and have not won jack shit, not even $5. I know it is a free roll, but WTF.

    EVERY category we are missing 1, except for the best ones where we are missing 2. It is so predictable it is lame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    Even at the rate he is playing per week and taking away 40% for taxes he should be up a bit lifetime on the lottery which means he should quit that fucking shit having a profit but the reality is he will probably get greedy pumping up the volume of scratchers hoping for another score.

    I have plenty of guys like this around me pumping in 500 to 1k a day in bar keno and when they hit they are great to be around cuz they are buying the entire bar a rounds of drinks but they can't be winning lifetime. Some are millionaires tho so they really don't give a fuck about losing.

    It's a safe bet he won't stop..

    He will just do $30 scratches all day long..


    Every time I see him he has a pocket/hand full of scratches....

    Even to hit for a measly $100 on a $2 scratches is like a 150, 000 to 1..

    P.s.
    Odds are made up but I think im fucken right, lol

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    you should sell him some of that n-word weed and give him a ride in your gypsy cab
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    He doesn't smoke weed..
    But I got the "gorilla glue", in case your curious.

    He is carrebean and does a shit load of Jamaican rum.

    He never really leaves the block..

    I only drive from 1am till 5am, when I feel like it..

    I generally go to the Mexican area,s and drive by all there clubs...
    All you need is a couple of rides with drunk Mexicans to make the night..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    But I still can't get over how you have John Daly as your screen name when you hate smoking and say such things as -EV gambling.
    John Daly is a Fucking God. That said he's someone you respect but don't emulate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    He doesn't smoke weed..
    But I got the "gorilla glue", in case your curious.

    He is carrebean and does a shit load of Jamaican rum.

    He never really leaves the block..

    I only drive from 1am till 5am, when I feel like it..

    I generally go to the Mexican area,s and drive by all there clubs...
    All you need is a couple of rides with drunk Mexicans to make the night..
    actually I am curious about something.....

    How does one DO a shit load of *Jamaican rum?

    does he main line it? drink it? put it in a turkey baster and give himself an enema like you probably do?
    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    None the less..

    A million dollar win was good to hear!!

    But we all know it isn't exactly as good as one might think.

    $ goes fast unless we DRUFF it.. and we all can use a little DRUFF in our lives. It's just a matter of "degree".

    But those scratches are real sucker bets and they fly off the shelves..

    In all the bodegas around here, working class People spending comparatively a large percentage of there income for a 10,000 to 1vshot of hitting fifty bucks($50)lol

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    That's what he said...

    He is waiting for his son , so they can cash it together and split it...

    The gentleman involved is a excellent carpenter but the family lacks sophistication of any kind..

    There very typical of the product of the welfare state regardless of attempts of the Republican,s to enlighten them with higher standards..

    At least my dissolved l.l.c. has giving me a house full of new furniture tax free and tax subsidized from the loss of capital...

    I for one would lower all tax bracket,s significantly and close all loopholes even charities..

    The system is so skewed against the working class
    Hope you left a few derdutz on the hook. Godspeed!!!

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    is it better to buy the $20 or $30 max value ticket as opposed to the 1/2 or 5?

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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mulva View Post
    is it better to buy the $20 or $30 max value ticket as opposed to the 1/2 or 5?
    It's actually better to buy a $1 ticket than a $30 ticket. The $1 ticket might have a higher rake %, but it's better to pay 50% of $1 than 25% of $30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
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    gotta disagree

    easy way to tax idiots

    Let me get this straight. You want the poor to get even more poor and the rich to get even more rich? As of now the gap between the two is too small for your liking? Am I understanding you correctly?
    Bout time the welfare moochers actually pay some taxes since they all abuse the EIC with their illegitimate offspring from mutliple fathers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryback_feed_me_more View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post


    Let me get this straight. You want the poor to get even more poor and the rich to get even more rich? As of now the gap between the two is too small for your liking? Am I understanding you correctly?
    Bout time the welfare moochers actually pay some taxes since they all abuse the EIC with their illegitimate offspring from mutliple fathers.
    For all the Muslims and Mexicans coming here there are no records of marriage so they just go to welfare with there big ass families and NO ONE CLAIMS THERE MARRIED...

    They get an average of 63k value in benefits from day one to infinity and the head of household gets an Americans job...

    And Americans are fighting over minimum wage and more homeless shelters for themselves.

    They get

    Your all fools!!!!

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