Meet the Stu Ungar of Snooker: Ronnie O'Sullivan

[LarryLaffer]

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/20...the-white-ball

now watch him run a guy out, and while doing it, asking what the prize money for a 147 (a perfect snooker game) is.

the ref tells him that there is no bonus for a 147, only a high rack bonus (which he was going to get anyway)




I guess a story goes that he got tired of Snooker championships not offering big prizes for 147's anymore. So he started shooting 146's. When asked why he'd do that, he gave the most Ungar-esque comment i've read ever: "Because I'm the only one who can shoot a 146 when I want to."

I've never played snooker, but there is a table at the pool hall i play at. The table is a fucking monster.

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

Sorry Larry but Id take Alex Higgins any day

Especially if a comparison is made with Ungar.

[LarryLaffer]

Sorry Larry but Id take Alex Higgins any day

Especially if a comparison is made with Ungar.

what!? c'mon

[lewfather]

lare is it true that you have to use the bridge even on your breaks?

[LarryLaffer]

you should read the article....

He played a snooker match with a broken ankle.....

Ungar won a 10k (I think it was either the 4 Queens championship or the SBOP) with a fucking abscessed tooth and a 104 degree fever.

Both are considered to be the best in the game (Ungar is for sure hands down the best gin rummy player to have ever lived, and would probably have held his own against today's assholes in poker)

And like I said, this guy's a fucking BOSS. Shooting 146's just to do it.

Ungar had bravado like that, and there's plenty of stories about him doing crazy shit gambling. 10 high call against Monsour.

[LarryLaffer]

He won his first major title at seventeen. In 1996, O’Sullivan was accused by a Canadian opponent, Alain Robidoux, of disrespecting him by playing left-handed. O’Sullivan arranged to be certified as good enough to play professional snooker with either hand. That same year, he was suspended for head-butting an official. He drank too much and saw too many first-round exits. He talked openly about his loathing for the game, and for himself. In 2000, O’Sullivan went to rehab, to seek treatment for an addiction to marijuana.

[limitles]

I'm a Hammy guy

[Wiganer]

"The next day, his father was found guilty of murder. In his summation, the judge referred to “racial overtones” in the case—Bryan was black—and sentenced Big Ron to eighteen years in prison."

Big Ron forgot snooker basics. Don't go in off the black.

[limitles]

"The next day, his father was found guilty of murder. In his summation, the judge referred to “racial overtones” in the case—Bryan was black—and sentenced Big Ron to eighteen years in prison."

Big Ron forgot snooker basics. Don't go in off the black.

don't know if it's too obvious or too subtle but i don't get it, several angles but no zingers come to mind

wait......he was in Blackpool at the time?

[SysOp]

I've never heard or seen this game before, thanks for sharing.

[limitles]

Local boy does good. Thorburn, 2 World's, 8 seconds, in a fairly tough era

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

What a boss. People are referring to him as the Hashtag King of Snooker.

[hongkonger]

I've never heard or seen this game before, thanks for sharing.

The table is much bigger and he balls are mich smaller and lighter. Growing up on American billiards, I never got used to it.

[Belly Buster]

Ronnie O'Sullivan's American Hustle

https://rutube.ru/video/d5f74eae0ea3...43530b66d79a1/

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

When I watch this guys videos I keep thinking about Mr. Bean at the swimming pool.

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

@Larry, I suggest you watch some doc's on Higgin's. He was O'Sullivans hero growing up and even called him one of the greatest. In fact it is why he plays the way he does.

Higgins was extremely gifted and if not for his demons could have been even greater, one of those sad stories. Heck even dying (literally) he was ranked.

[LarryLaffer]

"The next day, his father was found guilty of murder. In his summation, the judge referred to “racial overtones” in the case—Bryan was black—and sentenced Big Ron to eighteen years in prison."

Big Ron forgot snooker basics. Don't go in off the black.

don't know if it's too obvious or too subtle but i don't get it, several angles but no zingers come to mind

wait......he was in Blackpool at the time?

in snooker, i'm pretty sure you can't carum a red off a black ball to make a shot

[LarryLaffer]

I've never heard or seen this game before, thanks for sharing.

To add to HK's post....

Snooker is really only played in europe. In south america they play billiards, mostly 3 cushion. I mentioned that i play in chicago at a pool hall that has a snooker table. it also has 4 or 5 billiards tables. one of them is heated from underneath. American billiards, or Pool is more closely related this this, than snooker, as they use the same size tables, and the same size balls.

I've tried to play 3 cushion billiards and it's really hard to do. you have to really be able to move the cue ball.

The mexicans always play 3 cushion billiards. and they play for fucking high stakes.

Also you should see the $100 a ball games of One Pocket they play too.

If anyone's interested, I play at a famous pool hall called Chris's Billiards (yes it's spelled like that). If you've ever seen the movie Color Of Money, it's where they find Grady Seasons and Vince plays him and reluctantly takes a dive (it's like a nightmare isn't it?)

[BeerAndPoker]

Some of the shit people can do is crazy and that is good but I have to check raise you Larry but it's for bowling instead.

This shit is ridiculous:

[Wiganer]

don't know if it's too obvious or too subtle but i don't get it, several angles but no zingers come to mind

wait......he was in Blackpool at the time?

in snooker, i'm pretty sure you can't carum a red off a black ball to make a shot

To end the agony, the worst shot you can make in snooker is a foul where your cue ball touches the black ball before going into the pocket, which scores -7 points. Hong Konger got the joke, cos he's smart.