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    *** Official Alex Jones Divorce Revelations Thread ***

    We got a lot of ground to cover so lets just get this started, these are courtesy of Charlie Warzel @cwarzel who is covering the Trial of the Century:





    For starters, he used to freak out and take his clothes off in family therapy. Often.




    One time he forgot what grades his kids were in and when his wife pointed out that this was not normal, he blamed it on a bowl of chili he ate.




    Jones got shitfaced drunk at the Trump inauguration, declared he could drink an entire cup of Jack Daniels "in one swig" and then announced he was going to go piss on a tree in Washington Mall.





    Jones taught his sons to throw darts at a picture of Hillary Clinton and naturally recorded it on video, however the judge wouldnt let it be shown to the jury for obvious reasons. They are debating if it can be shown with the jury removed from the room.




    Despite railing endlessly against the erosion of privacy on his show, he had no qualms with instructing his children to record any behavior by their mother that could endanger her custody claims.




    A day after his own attorney described what we know as 'Alex Jones' as performance art, Alex Jones aired a video of him denying everything his own attorney said. The judge has ruled that Jones was in violation of his gag order when doing so, as something of a cherry on that pie.

     
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    Alex Jones' lawyer says the disrobing and paranoid behavior is poltiical satire to call out government surveillance



     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Apparently there was a very heavy debate about how he had been diagnosed as narcissistic / paranoid but apparently it wasnt an 'official' diagnosis.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    AJ's current wife was a 'sensual massage therapist' and I swear to god this keeps getting better.

     
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    “He says he wants to break Alec Baldwin’s neck,” Kelly said during a pre-trial hearing. “He wants J-Lo to get raped. I’m concerned that he is engaged in felonious behavior, threatening a member of Congress. He broadcasts from home. The children are there, watching him broadcast.”

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Character witness line-up



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    Those tweets need blasting all over twitterverse. They're receiving hardly any traction at all.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Those tweets need blasting all over twitterverse. They're receiving hardly any traction at all.

    Apparently thats change, fast. There was like 1 reporter and no one else in the court room yesterday and today its getting packed.
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    who cares what anybody says in a child custody/divorce case? its the other person's job to make it seem like the ex spouse's behavior is THE WORST POSSIBLE SCENARIO IMAGINABLE.

     
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    Somebody needs to lock Hillary inside her wine cellar with nothing but a MAGA hat and iPhone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    who cares what anybody says in a child custody/divorce case? its the other person's job to make it seem like the ex spouse's behavior is THE WORST POSSIBLE SCENARIO IMAGINABLE.


    same reason nobody cares trumps ex-wife tried to say he raped her during divorce proceedings. YEAH YEAH HEARD IT BEFORE, UR JUST TRYING TO GET MORE MONEY

     
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    Is this really about the safety of the kids or about extracting child support money? I don't know how I feel about this, I bet she cleaned his clock in the divorce and now she wants to take his kids, take more money and hopefully ruin his career and reputation. Brutal...

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    Atine must be a SUPER CUCK to think this stuff is relevant. I bet when he worked in the strip club he believed everything those girls had to say LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    Atine must be a SUPER CUCK to think this stuff is relevant. I bet when he worked in the strip club he believed everything those girls had to say LOL

    are you really this upset?
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    Atine must be a SUPER CUCK to think this stuff is relevant. I bet when he worked in the strip club he believed everything those girls had to say LOL

    are you really this upset?

    lol, I just have strong feelings that any woman or guy in custody/divorce proceedings is probly 90% full of shit and its a waste of time for anybody besides anybody in the case to try and figure it out as most likely don't have anything close to the full story


    ALSO THIS IS PROBLY A GLOBALIST SCAM TO TAKE DOWN JONES OBV

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    so we cant dive into the categorically insane revelations about Alex Jones being revealed in court because you have crippling emotional issues with women?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    so we cant dive into the categorically insane revelations about Alex Jones being revealed in court because you have crippling emotional issues with women?

    me?? u mean its not common sense that ppl going thru divorce proceedings are most likely full of shit trying to score money & children?? I just think its stupid to care cuz the odds of getting the real story are low. Never trust someone whose entire life may be on the line, THATS WHY POLITICIANS ARE GARBAGE

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    we are discussing court testimony, not TMZ articles, so yes you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post


    are you really this upset?

    lol, I just have strong feelings that any conspiracy nut reporting on Hillary during the election is probly 90% full of shit and its a waste of time for anybody besides anybody in the case to try and figure it out as most likely don't have anything close to the full story


    ALSO THIS IS HILARIOUS AND PROBLY TAKE DOWN JONES OBV

    Fixity fixed

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