I have completed my trip (actually on the flight home right now), and I didn't get a suite.
It was really obnoxious.
The short story is that I have no play history in AC, so they didn't want me to have it, unless I paid a ridiculous upgrade fee for $350 per night.
However, they didn't want to admit this to me, so instead they tried to sell me a story that it was a "busy week" and that "there aren't any available" -- despite the fact that several suites were sitting open, available, and unreserved when I showed up.
So I showed up at the front desk and asked for a suite upgrade. They gave me the same nonsense about having to pay for the suite upgrade. I tried to tell them that all CET properties will upgrade Seven Stars to a suite on their annual trip if they have them sitting open and unreserved. They told me that they're the exception because of a limited number of suites they have.
Then they told me that it was a "really busy week" because of spring break.
I then asked the tough question: "Why does it matter how 'busy' you say it is, if we've already established that several suites are sitting open and available? Apparently the demand for suites isn't there."
Then I got a whole long story about how someone may want to show up and pay full price for the suite, and how they can't just give it to me comp for that reason. "In fact, given how busy we are, that's very likely", said the front desk manager.
I said, "Okay, that's fair. It's 7:30pm now. Would you say at midnight it's safe to say that nobody is going to suddenly show up unannounced and pay full price for a suite? Can I move to a suite at midnight if that happens?"
She said no.
I replied, "Okay, how about 1am? How about 2am? 3am?"
She again said no, and looked flustered.
I then said, "Then how is this about being too busy? You seem to be saying that you won't give me the suite even if it's sitting completely empty at an hour that nobody would be taking it?"
"Umm... because we're busy... ummm... and, uh... this booking isn't upgradeable complimentary, and ummm .... if it were just a less busy time we could totally make this happen, but...well, you need to pay the upgrade fee."
Just a bunch of nonsense over and over. They couldn't explain how this "busy" week required me to pay for the suite if the suites were sitting empty anyway!
I then asked for a host. She looked really frustrated and called one for me. I talked to him. He gave me an even dumber story, stating that they "allocate a certain number of suites for Seven Stars annual trips, and there are no more left", which was a bunch of bullshit. Then he tried to make me feel foolish by saying, "You know, if you hadn't booked at Caesars, we could have probably gotten you a suite. Bally's and Harrah's have far more suites than Caesar's."
I called his bluff and said, "I haven't checked in yet. Let's just move my reservation over to Bally's or Harrah's, if you can book me a suite at one of those."
Then the host started stammering and realized that I caught him in more BS. He didn't mean THIS trip. He wanted me to just go away and feel it was my fault for booking Caesar's.
So of course he looked up both of those properties and I "wasn't entitled" to a suite at either of those.
He suggested I just pay the upgrade fee and let it be comped on the back end "based on play".
Yeah right.
I ended up taking a standard room in the Centurion Tower, eating the $500 worth of food, and then immediately bouncing from AC. I no-played them.
F Atlantic City.