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    So if you were going to kill yourself...

    Feel like this forum needs more edgy topics.

    Typically when someone goes to off themselves they tend to be so anhedonic that they really can't take enjoyment in their final moments. But lets consider that you were going to suicide, and you could actually enjoy your final moments. What would you do? I'm assuming everyone here could at least get a nice 5 figure budget given how easy it is to get credit if not 6 figure.

    A few ideas...

    The gambler:
    Liquidate all your assets and hit up casino as super high roller

    The pimp:
    Go crazy on escorts/strip clubs

    The tourist:
    Travel the world until you ran out of money?

    The antisocial:
    Go GTA style and start car jacking, shooting up mall etc until caught

    The opportunist:
    Try to rob a bank or pull off a huge scam

    The addict:
    Go on a crazy drug/party binge

    The vigilante:
    Hunt done those who wronged you or society.

    The altruist:
    Give all your possessions to less fortunate or help in some way

    I'm sure there are many others that I'm not immediately thinking of.

    Honestly curious to hear answers and feel free to go into much more detail than I did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    The opportunist:
    Try to rob a bank or pull off a huge scam

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    Feel like this forum needs more edgy topics.

    Typically when someone goes to off themselves they tend to be so anhedonic that they really can't take enjoyment in their final moments. But lets consider that you were going to suicide, and you could actually enjoy your final moments. What would you do? I'm assuming everyone here could at least get a nice 5 figure budget given how easy it is to get credit if not 6 figure.

    A few ideas...

    The gambler:
    Liquidate all your assets and hit up casino as super high roller

    The pimp:
    Go crazy on escorts/strip clubs

    The tourist:
    Travel the world until you ran out of money?

    The antisocial:
    Go GTA style and start car jacking, shooting up mall etc until caught

    The opportunist:
    Try to rob a bank or pull off a huge scam

    The addict:
    Go on a crazy drug/party binge

    The vigilante:
    Hunt done those who wronged you or society.

    The altruist:
    Give all your possessions to less fortunate or help in some way

    I'm sure there are many others that I'm not immediately thinking of.

    Honestly curious to hear answers and feel free to go into much more detail than I did.

    Rob a bank to bankroll the gambler/pimp/druggie. If survived, travel somewhere and repeat
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    Feel like this forum needs more edgy topics.

    Typically when someone goes to off themselves they tend to be so anhedonic that they really can't take enjoyment in their final moments. But lets consider that you were going to suicide, and you could actually enjoy your final moments. What would you do? I'm assuming everyone here could at least get a nice 5 figure budget given how easy it is to get credit if not 6 figure.

    A few ideas...

    The gambler:
    Liquidate all your assets and hit up casino as super high roller

    The pimp:
    Go crazy on escorts/strip clubs

    The tourist:
    Travel the world until you ran out of money?

    The antisocial:
    Go GTA style and start car jacking, shooting up mall etc until caught

    The opportunist:
    Try to rob a bank or pull off a huge scam

    The addict:
    Go on a crazy drug/party binge

    The vigilante:
    Hunt done those who wronged you or society.


    The altruist:
    Give all your possessions to less fortunate or help in some way

    I'm sure there are many others that I'm not immediately thinking of.

    Honestly curious to hear answers and feel free to go into much more detail than I did.
    I fancy myself a charles Bronson fan more than Steve McQueen. So, if they ever tell me "larry, we're sorry, you've got X time left" and it's 100% true, they're showing me the god damned X ray, then yeah, i'm taking a bunch of shit bags out with me.

    I'm probably showing up at a KKK meeting or a neo nazi music fest (it's easy to find them if you follow their music) and taking as many as I can.

    I'd be pulling out a copy of the anarchist cook book and making napalm for these fuckers. it's the least I could do to give back to society is to rid the world of the facists

    and I'd always leave an exit round.

    OH!

    and THEY'D STILL SAY i wasn't a terrorist. just a lone wolf nut. go figure
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    I'll take the, I've been told I have a month to live routine vs suicide. I would stage/judge a weekly contest in which first prize was 50k. The contest, open to females 20-35 would be titled Quest for the Perfect Breasts (plural, 2 max), with a few sub categories such as Breast in Show. Entry fee would be an illegal drug of contestants choice and waiver of personal rights.

     
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    I don't like this thread, makes me sad.

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    I don't like this thread, makes me sad.

    Don't let past past failures discourage you.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    I fancy myself a charles Bronson fan more than Steve McQueen. So, if they ever tell me "larry, we're sorry, you've got X time left" and it's 100% true, they're showing me the god damned X ray, then yeah, i'm taking a bunch of shit bags out with me.

    I'm probably showing up at a KKK meeting or a neo nazi music fest (it's easy to find them if you follow their music) and taking as many as I can.

    I'd be pulling out a copy of the anarchist cook book and making napalm for these fuckers. it's the least I could do to give back to society is to rid the world of the facists

    and I'd always leave an exit round.

    OH!

    and THEY'D STILL SAY i wasn't a terrorist. just a lone wolf nut. go figure
    You wouldn't do any of that. You would start a thread on PFA about it. Be the attention whore you truly are.....oh....wait.....

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    Always loved my drugs, though always faded the life destroying super addictive kind. But if on a short clock, i'd fully indulge and only off myself once the chasing kicked in.


    This would also apply if put on notice for an unwanted early checkout.


    Never offing myself. But the latter plan is 20 plus years (and counting) in the making.

     
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    damn!


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    Suicide by cop would be my choice

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