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    Seriously, what the hell is going on here!?!?

    Ive been playing on Ignition and this just happened to me TWICE back to back when trying to sit at a table!



    This ALSO happened on one table a few days ago


    This is really starting to worry me a bit. Do they think im colluding or something??


    Obviously im not, and I sure as hell don't know anyone there. Leads me to think there is someone sitting at the table that was there earlier and they think im pulling something???


    All i need is them to take my $ for something im not doing...





    Has this happened to anyone else?
    Should i be worried?



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    ANOTHER ONE just now

    I can barely join any open tables



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    I would imagine that site has very few players. Especially playing 1/2 NL....so you end up at the same table....with the same players...all the time. They are just too dumb to realize that and assume you are colluding.
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    my guess is a 50/50 deal
    you're either a small c comedian or just batshit crazy and either way does it really matter...question mark

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    Too many deals being made splitting up $13. You do that enough it draws attention.

     
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      Gordman: dude, just shut it down unless you actually have a clue

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    it's a glitch in their shitty software

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    this post is in pseudo compliance with willies predictive thoughts

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    it's a glitch in their shitty software


    happens all the time

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    How common is your last name? This kept happening to my buddy and it was an unrelated person in the same town with the same last name causing it.

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    as they say, what isn't said often more revealing.
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    I tend to think it's an overly-strict automated security measure in place that doesn't take into account the small pool size in the games you've been playing in, like Muck Ficon mentioned.

    It seems that in the re-branding to Ignition, they added additional pattern recognition and thresholds, in an effort to eliminate the rampant bonus whoring and collusion that Bovada was experiencing.

    If you are not doing any colluding or haven't in the past, I would just give them a call immediately and proclaim your innocence and seem agitated that you would even be accused of colluding. Demand that they tell you what specific indications they received that led them to believe that you are colluding (and maybe report back).

    Otherwise, unless you live with/near someone who also uses Ignition, it's probably just some side-effect of a hotfix, or some basic dupe error.

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    For those of you who gave meaningful insight, thank you.

    I feel a little better knowing im obviously not the only one this is happening to. it never crossed my mind that the small pool size could do something like this

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    Wise for nobody to answer this. But if you aren't vpn'ing Stars, Party and the others, then you need your heads testing.

     
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    TAKE IT DOWN!

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