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    Super Mom....LOL...or is it Crazy Mom? (Sherri Papini "kidnapping")


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    Super lame or crazy post

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    Her story was complete BS.

    Nobody believes it, except for complete idiots.

    I wonder why the husband is staying with her. Because she's hot? Because she's the mother of his kids? Because he was in on the hoax?

    Who knows?

    I wish the media would stop obsessing over pretty white girls disappearing, and shit like this wouldn't happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Her story was complete BS.

    Nobody believes it, except for complete idiots.

    I wonder why the husband is staying with her. Because she's hot? Because she's the mother of his kids? Because he was in on the hoax?

    Who knows?

    I wish the media would stop obsessing over pretty white girls disappearing, and shit like this wouldn't happen.
    Her cell phone was found along a jogging trail near her home with blond hair tangled in it. She was found 3 weeks later, 150 miles from home. She was not only malnourished, but had been severely beaten, broken nose, and had been branded. I'm usually suspicious too but if this is a hoax, it tricked me.

    Anyone who doesn't believe her story, what's your theory? I'm seriously interested in hearing the "other" side.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    My theory is that she has a type of Munchausen's Syndrome....not the by proxy kind...the regular.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Her story was complete BS.

    Nobody believes it, except for complete idiots.

    I wonder why the husband is staying with her. Because she's hot? Because she's the mother of his kids? Because he was in on the hoax?

    Who knows?

    I wish the media would stop obsessing over pretty white girls disappearing, and shit like this wouldn't happen.
    Her cell phone was found along a jogging trail near her home with blond hair tangled in it. She was found 3 weeks later, 150 miles from home. She was not only malnourished, but had been severely beaten, broken nose, and had been branded. I'm usually suspicious too but if this is a hoax, it tricked me.

    Anyone who doesn't believe her story, what's your theory? I'm seriously interested in hearing the "other" side.
    The "beaten, branded, and malnourished" claims came from this woman and her husband.

    She was released from the hospital after just ONE night, and then the family took off quickly and hid from public view for at least a month (maybe more, I'm not sure).

    The "branding" was never seen by anyone outside of her husband. The hospital staff who saw her cannot comment by law, and they know that.

    She claimed that her hair was cut off, but the driver who picked her up told Good Morning America that she saw a "woman with long blonde hair" waving to her on the road.

    I saw a woman, a woman with long blonde hair by the side of the road frantically waving what looked like a shirt. I figured if she was willing to risk being hit by a car she must really need help.
    Her husband also claimed that she "weighed only 87 pounds" when found. This sounds alarming, except for the fact Sherri was always extremely skinny, and people from her high school reported that she was anorexic. Even her husband admitted she was "100 pounds" on the day she disappeared. Even if she really was 87 pounds when found, this weight could have been lost if Sherri staged her own abduction and then had to sustain herself for a few weeks on some limited supplies she brought. Also, it should be noted that one can drop temporarily very quickly due to water loss or lack of calorie intake. For example, in 2010 I lost 10 pounds within 1 1/2 weeks when I got sick and had no appetite, but those 10 pounds were back within a month.

    If she really was badly beaten and malnourished, it is unlikely the hospital would have released her after one night.

    Law enforcement has also stopped investigating this case, and has stated that the public is not in danger. That by itself is a pretty strong indictment of her claims, without directly putting themselves in lawsuit jeopardy by stating she made it all up.

    Oh, and the kidnapping seems to have had no purpose, nor did her release. She claims she was taken by "two hispanic women", but there was never any ransom demanded. Supposedly the branding was part of a sex trafficking ring, but such a ring has never been identified, nor does Sherri claim that she was ever forced into sex work or raped.

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    Oh, and to answer how she could have gotten 150 miles away from home without help if it was a hoax...

    Recall the recent bet where Dan Bilzerian was challenged to ride 300 miles on a bike in 48 hours. Not only did he successfully do this, but so did Samantha Abernathy.

    Sherri was a jogger and was probably fit enough to do this distance on a bicycle, which she could later ditch or bury somewhere. Recall that she was gone about 3 weeks, so that's just about 7 miles per day -- something even I could do today if necessary.

    There are many other ways one could travel 150 miles (such as taking a bus and keeping your head down, before your picture is everywhere on the news) and not have a paper trail following you.

    There's also a cloud of suspicion over the family in general. She supposedly doesn't work, and her husband works at Best Buy, yet the family lives a lifestyle far beyond that. They earned $60k from Gofundme as a result of this whole thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Oh, and to answer how she could have gotten 150 miles away from home without help if it was a hoax...

    Recall the recent bet where Dan Bilzerian was challenged to ride 300 miles on a bike in 48 hours. Not only did he successfully do this, but so did Samantha Abernathy.

    Sherri was a jogger and was probably fit enough to do this distance on a bicycle, which she could later ditch or bury somewhere. Recall that she was gone about 3 weeks, so that's just about 7 miles per day -- something even I could do today if necessary.

    There are many other ways one could travel 150 miles (such as taking a bus and keeping your head down, before your picture is everywhere on the news) and not have a paper trail following you.

    There's also a cloud of suspicion over the family in general. She supposedly doesn't work, and her husband works at Best Buy, yet the family lives a lifestyle far beyond that. They earned $60k from Gofundme as a result of this whole thing.
    I agree there are shenanigans here but you're failing at matlocking this sitch braj, you do realize the police were searching for her? I kind of think they would have spotted her riding her huffy down the street for 150 miles. I don't even think Larry could pull this shit off and he's basically a professional bmx courier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
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    Oh, and to answer how she could have gotten 150 miles away from home without help if it was a hoax...

    Recall the recent bet where Dan Bilzerian was challenged to ride 300 miles on a bike in 48 hours. Not only did he successfully do this, but so did Samantha Abernathy.

    Sherri was a jogger and was probably fit enough to do this distance on a bicycle, which she could later ditch or bury somewhere. Recall that she was gone about 3 weeks, so that's just about 7 miles per day -- something even I could do today if necessary.

    There are many other ways one could travel 150 miles (such as taking a bus and keeping your head down, before your picture is everywhere on the news) and not have a paper trail following you.

    There's also a cloud of suspicion over the family in general. She supposedly doesn't work, and her husband works at Best Buy, yet the family lives a lifestyle far beyond that. They earned $60k from Gofundme as a result of this whole thing.
    I agree there are shenanigans here but you're failing at matlocking this sitch braj, you do realize the police were searching for her? I kind of think they would have spotted her riding her huffy down the street for 150 miles. I don't even think Larry could pull this shit off and he's basically a professional bmx courier.
    If you have a bike helmet on, get a nice head start before police are searching the area you're riding in, and keep your head down (as most bikers do anyway), then nobody's going to recognize you, especially because nobody was looking for her on a bike.

    That's just one theory. I'm not saying she biked it. I'm just saying that those claiming "OMG no way she got 150 miles away without being seen" don't know what they're talking about.

    Hell, if the husband was in on it, he could have just dropped her off near where she was "found", left her with some supplies to go hide in the woods somewhere, and then let her resurface within 3 weeks.

    There are so many ways this could have happened. 150 miles isn't very far, especially if you have 3 weeks to cover it.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post

    I agree there are shenanigans here but you're failing at matlocking this sitch braj, you do realize the police were searching for her? I kind of think they would have spotted her riding her huffy down the street for 150 miles. I don't even think Larry could pull this shit off and he's basically a professional bmx courier.
    If you have a bike helmet on, get a nice head start before police are searching the area you're riding in, and keep your head down (as most bikers do anyway), then nobody's going to recognize you, especially because nobody was looking for her on a bike.

    That's just one theory. I'm not saying she biked it. I'm just saying that those claiming "OMG no way she got 150 miles away without being seen" don't know what they're talking about.

    Hell, if the husband was in on it, he could have just dropped her off near where she was "found", left her with some supplies to go hide in the woods somewhere, and then let her resurface within 3 weeks.

    There are so many ways this could have happened. 150 miles isn't very far, especially if you have 3 weeks to cover it.
    I do think the Husband was in on this and it could be as simple as stashing her around at shitty hotels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    If you have a bike helmet on, get a nice head start before police are searching the area you're riding in, and keep your head down (as most bikers do anyway), then nobody's going to recognize you, especially because nobody was looking for her on a bike.

    That's just one theory. I'm not saying she biked it. I'm just saying that those claiming "OMG no way she got 150 miles away without being seen" don't know what they're talking about.

    Hell, if the husband was in on it, he could have just dropped her off near where she was "found", left her with some supplies to go hide in the woods somewhere, and then let her resurface within 3 weeks.

    There are so many ways this could have happened. 150 miles isn't very far, especially if you have 3 weeks to cover it.
    I do think the Husband was in on this and it could be as simple as stashing her around at shitty hotels.
    She could have gone with some James-Woods-from-Casino type character and gone on a drug binge and her cuckold husband accepts her coming back with a black-eye and 20lbs slimmer 3 weeks later, then he goes along with her crackhead abduction story to avoid her being imprisoned and him being embarrassed. Just a theory.

     
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    Whole thing is fishy, but husband passed a polygraph fwiw
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    Let the record show I'd bang her at both 87 and 100 pounds.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Whole thing is fishy, but husband passed a polygraph fwiw
    Is there an article stating this?

    Would love to see her taking a polygraph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Whole thing is fishy, but husband passed a polygraph fwiw
    Is there an article stating this?

    Would love to see her taking a polygraph.
    Click the video in the link you posted. Featuring your fav girl, Nancy Grace
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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Is there an article stating this?

    Would love to see her taking a polygraph.
    Click the video in the link you posted. Featuring your fav girl, Nancy Grace
    I do remember reading somewhere a while ago that he did pass a lie detector. That doesn't mean anything to me. A lot of people can pass those things. I couldn't but that's besides the point. I bet she could too. I didn't realize they received so much from their gofuckyourself account. That entire story was beyond shady from the day it broke.

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    bump.

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...st/9368233002/

    "California woman captured headlines in 2016 with a sensational kidnapping tale. New charges say she made it up."

    ...

    "The investigation eventually showed that her account was fabricated and that Papini, who was married, had voluntarily stayed with a former boyfriend in Costa Mesa, California, and had harmed herself to make her story convincing, authorities said."

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    Apparently some poor guy from Detroit was dragged into this. She had been texting him about meeting her that same weekend to bang, and he even flew to California for it, but then she no-showed. However, they did meet back in 2011 and spent a weekend together. He was questioned by police as the possible kidnapper, but was then cleared when his story checked out.

    This was smelled like bullshit from the start, and indeed it was.

    Husband seems like a huge cuck.

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    wtf, did this crazy chick think "Gone Girl" was a documentary and thought she could do it better?

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