My wife has assured me that my invitation was implied. I'm gonna try to do the right thing. Does anyone know when watermelon is in season? Or do black people eat it to the rind regardless. I have to bring something and I figured fried chicken would look racist. She says he likes weed but I don't know where to get that. I have some catfish in the freezer as well but I don't know if blacks like catfish.
Extra large condoms seem appropriate.Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
Extra large condoms seem appropriate.
I will let this slide because you seem like a nice guy. But that's my wife we are talking about pal.
take your pick. all are appreciated equally
Mrs. Pooh would not be going. End of story. Not out of jealousy but because of the obvious. n-words are animals. It can go from barbecue to stalker real fucking quick and the last thing you need is a rabid n-word stalking your bitch.
Pretty interesting dilemma though.
My only thought on this matter is that we should really use the acronym BBC for big black coworker in future posts.
Since you might be there to see the Mrs. dragged off, remember the ultimate cock blocking topic for this crowd, one you seem to have some knowledge of, Bass-a-ball. It may provide a temporary distraction but worth trying. If you hear beating drums is prolly too late, save urself
BBWC. Sorry if I made it confusing in the OP. I know I come across as a no nonsense, go with the flow, super rational, logical, go with the flow type dude, but believe it or not I'm not at all employable.
There is no way you are married
I will let this slide because you seem like a nice guy. But that's my wife we are talking about pal.
oh so she's post-op?
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
I agree, no way you are married, in fact with that username I would guess you haven't touch a girl (for free) in a while.
I call her my wife but no it isn't legal marriage.
In like a, "you will pay for what you've done," sense? or a Greg Raymer at the Marriot sense?
You are only paying for what you've done if you knocked her up.
Are you now telling us you are a father as well?
Username: clit of female athlete, father, husband, what's next city council, PTA leader lol
I am not questioning you knocked a woman up and have a child but no way those two live with you.
I hate most of my kids.
Now I think you may actually be a father, sounds like something a father would say.
Lol I don't actually hate them. You were just trying to push my buttons and getting a little too limitlessy for my taste.
Thanks for the help those of you that were genuine. I'm going to the barbeque and that is that. I'm not going to try to make race be involved at all.
As far as the original topic, is this man married himself? Because if a single guy asked my wife to a BBQ he would never have the chance to marry anyone. Specially a black BBQ, that some seriously formal stuff in that community.
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