Security guard shoots dead armed robber at Illinois bank

[Dan Druff]

http://www.wifr.com/content/1063radi...411363285.html

The robber, Laurence Turner:



Laughably, his obituary says he "passed away".

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/nam...00000183693680

BGC will probably ask how those tellers were so quick to duck down before the robber even entered the bank.

[Dan Druff]

LOL @ the guestbook on his obituary page: http://www.legacy.com/guestbooks/rrs...93680?cid=full

[GrenadaRoger]

dumb shit robber obviously hadn't cased the joint first...

if he had, he would have picked another bank, one without an armed guard--most criminals look for victims, not a fight

now he's worm food, and we are all better off

[GringoStar]

dumb shit robber obviously hadn't cased the joint first...

if he had, he would have picked another bank, one without an armed guard--most criminals look for victims, not a fight

now he's worm food, and we are all better off

The risks of robbing a bank are obvious, but I can't help but think about how desperate this guy must have been to do this, given he had no experience, no priors, and appeared to just be a struggling DJ with a girlfriend.

Suicide by way of retired cop.

[Indyrick]

LOL @ the guestbook on his obituary page: http://www.legacy.com/guestbooks/rrs...93680?cid=full

I went to the site and I thought there was going to be someone trolling....

[jsearles22]

dumb shit robber obviously hadn't cased the joint first...

if he had, he would have picked another bank, one without an armed guard--most criminals look for victims, not a fight

now he's worm food, and we are all better off

The risks of robbing a bank are obvious, but I can't help but think about how desperate this guy must have been to do this, given he had no experience, no priors, and appeared to just be a struggling DJ with a girlfriend.

Suicide by way of retired cop.

Maybe read the article before commenting?

"Officers also linked Turner to three other armed robberies in November and December of 2016 at Mincemoyer Jewelers, Harvard State Bank, and Members Alliance Credit Union."

[GringoStar]

The risks of robbing a bank are obvious, but I can't help but think about how desperate this guy must have been to do this, given he had no experience, no priors, and appeared to just be a struggling DJ with a girlfriend.

Suicide by way of retired cop.

Maybe read the article before commenting?

"Officers also linked Turner to three other armed robberies in November and December of 2016 at Mincemoyer Jewelers, Harvard State Bank, and Members Alliance Credit Union."

Good research. Perhaps you should think before posting. Did he have any priors? Police linked him to these robberies, but they didn't say anything definitive and they have a tendency to want to close unsolved cases. Often when serial killers are caught, many missing persons and other unsolved murderers are falsely attributed.

But thanks for trying.

[MumblesBadly]

http://www.wifr.com/content/1063radi...411363285.html

The robber, Laurence Turner:



Laughably, his obituary says he "passed away".

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/nam...00000183693680

BGC will probably ask how those tellers were so quick to duck down before the robber even entered the bank.

The last shot (in his back while he was trying to run out of the bank, may be seen as questionable. If shown to be the cause of the death, his relatives may rightfully be able to sue for damages.

[GrenadaRoger]

The risks of robbing a bank are obvious, but I can't help but think about how desperate this guy must have been to do this, given he had no experience, no priors, and appeared to just be a struggling DJ with a girlfriend.

Suicide by way of retired cop.

Maybe read the article before commenting?

"Officers also linked Turner to three other armed robberies in November and December of 2016 at Mincemoyer Jewelers, Harvard State Bank, and Members Alliance Credit Union."

bad mod op for a bank with an armed guard...the gunman should have neutralized the guard first if determined to rob the bank, so i'd need supporting evidence before i accept the police story linking the criminal to three other robberies because i think an experienced thief more likely to have thought out/planned the job

[DJ_Chaps]

dumb shit robber obviously hadn't cased the joint first...

if he had, he would have picked another bank, one without an armed guard--most criminals look for victims, not a fight

now he's worm food, and we are all better off

The risks of robbing a bank are obvious, but I can't help but think about how desperate this guy must have been to do this, given he had no experience, no priors, and appeared to just be a struggling DJ with a girlfriend.

Suicide by way of retired cop.

Chaps is this true?

[thesidedish]

The risks of robbing a bank are obvious, but I can't help but think about how desperate this guy must have been to do this, given he had no experience, no priors, and appeared to just be a struggling DJ with a girlfriend.

Suicide by way of retired cop.

Chaps is this true?

No

[GringoStar]

Chaps is this true?

No

It's true that the bank robber was a struggling DJ. Read his obit.

[nunbeater]

lol jokes on you fools struggling DJ is redundant

[GringoStar]

Chaps is this true?

No

thesidedish...

What am I clueless about.? The attempted bank robber was a DJ. It says it in his fucking obituary, unless there is something you aren't saying.

[thesidedish]

No

thesidedish...

What am I clueless about.? The attempted bank robber was a DJ. It says it in his fucking obituary, unless there is something you aren't saying.

lol, it was a joke about DJCRAPS having no women which u took seriously = EPIC FAIL

[GringoStar]

thesidedish...

What am I clueless about.? The attempted bank robber was a DJ. It says it in his fucking obituary, unless there is something you aren't saying.

lol, it was a joke about DJCRAPS having no women which u took seriously = EPIC FAIL

I believe Chaps was making a joke about whether this guy was really a struggling DJ in general. Your comment made no fucking sense and you guys are just reaching to counter everything I write, which further supports my case that you're all a bunch of bitches who team together like catty women.

Epic fail? You must live a very small life if you consider anything that just happened epic. That's real loser talk.

[BCR]

Dude in Illinois has stayed high and robbing shit from November 2016 until suicide mission on Inauguration Day. Do I need to write the libtard jokes for you right-wingers?

[thesidedish]

lol, it was a joke about DJCRAPS having no women which u took seriously = EPIC FAIL

I believe Chaps was making a joke about whether this guy was really a struggling DJ in general. Your comment made no fucking sense and you guys are just reaching to counter everything I write, which further supports my case that you're all a bunch of bitches who team together like catty women.

Epic fail? You must live a very small life if you consider anything that just happened epic. That's real loser talk.

LOL GOOD LORD...CLUELESS MUCH???

edit: THIS IS SOME DRK STAR LEVEL CLUELESSNESS

[ftpjesus]

LOL @ the guestbook on his obituary page: http://www.legacy.com/guestbooks/rrs...93680?cid=full

I went to the site and I thought there was going to be someone trolling....

My guess it appears they filter the postings and have to be approved before they go online.. I know I tried to post a good one..

[thesidedish]

FAGGO STAR, did u not see that I changed the bolding in chaps post? hopefully that's what's holding u back