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    ***OFFICIAL LAVAR BALL THREAD***

    GUY IS AN ABSOLUTE GOD, THE HITS WILL COME

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    LAVAR BALL BRINGS THE HITS

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    The father of UCLA guard Lonzo Ball and his brothers LiAngelo and LaMelo, high schoolers who also are committed to the Bruins, said he's looking for a packaged shoe deal involving his three sons that would be worth $1 billion.

    "A billion dollars, it has to be there," Ball told USA Today in an article published Monday. "That's our number, a billion, straight out of the gate. And you don't even have to give it to me all up front. Give us $100 million a year."


    JUST GIVE HIM $100M A YEAR, NO BIG DEAL

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    Homie said he could have beaten Jordan 1 on 1 in his prime. The bum averaged 2 ppg at Washington State.

    Fuck this n-word and his sons.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    The father of UCLA guard Lonzo Ball and his brothers LiAngelo and LaMelo, high schoolers who also are committed to the Bruins, said he's looking for a packaged shoe deal involving his three sons that would be worth $1 billion.

    "A billion dollars, it has to be there," Ball told USA Today in an article published Monday. "That's our number, a billion, straight out of the gate. And you don't even have to give it to me all up front. Give us $100 million a year."


    JUST GIVE HIM $100M A YEAR, NO BIG DEAL
    Already spending his kids money. Very telling when it's "give us".

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    INTRODUCTION TO YOUR NEW GOD IF U DONT KNOW WHO HE IS



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    in before OSA wants the guy to suck his dick in a stair well.

     
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    50% chance at least one commits a felony in the next 5 yrs.

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    Never heard of obv. Now I know. Lavar Anderson Ball II. LA Ball. Can't blame the parents with a last name like that. They had the bases covered for either a scholar or a player
    Ballin

     
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    The little kid, Lamelo Ball is the biggest God in that family. Look at this half court shot. Also, notice Lamar Ball in the crowd laughing his fucking ass off. He thinks this shit is hilarious


     
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    Fucking n-words....

     
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    Never heard of any of them until today and only because their father has issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    The father of UCLA guard Lonzo Ball and his brothers LiAngelo and LaMelo,
    Are they from the dimension where every name begins with "luh"?


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    GODDING IT UP ON SC THIS MORNING, 1 on 1 interview

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    The father of UCLA guard Lonzo Ball and his brothers LiAngelo and LaMelo, high schoolers who also are committed to the Bruins, said he's looking for a packaged shoe deal involving his three sons that would be worth $1 billion.

    "A billion dollars, it has to be there," Ball told USA Today in an article published Monday. "That's our number, a billion, straight out of the gate. And you don't even have to give it to me all up front. Give us $100 million a year."


    JUST GIVE HIM $100M A YEAR, NO BIG DEAL
    Interesting bunch, I think they better put a muzzle on dad and hire an agent. If I was a billionaire team owner this wouldn't motivate me to sign em it'd motivate me to show them the world will continue to spin w/o them.

    Is this a scenario where they're asking a billion but are nowhere near good enough to play in the NBA. Are they world class ballers or not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FPS_Russia View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    The father of UCLA guard Lonzo Ball and his brothers LiAngelo and LaMelo, high schoolers who also are committed to the Bruins, said he's looking for a packaged shoe deal involving his three sons that would be worth $1 billion.

    "A billion dollars, it has to be there," Ball told USA Today in an article published Monday. "That's our number, a billion, straight out of the gate. And you don't even have to give it to me all up front. Give us $100 million a year."


    JUST GIVE HIM $100M A YEAR, NO BIG DEAL
    Interesting bunch, I think they better put a muzzle on dad and hire an agent. If I was a billionaire team owner this wouldn't motivate me to sign em it'd motivate me to show them the world will continue to spin w/o them.
    WRONG

    LAVAR BALL IS THE REAL DEAL, he will get what he wants. He's doing his boys a favor saving them 10% agent fee, otherwise theyd have to pay agent and take care of family too

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    That gym Jello and Mello play in is ridiculous. Almost as much space for the steps as the seats.

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    GringoStar: What bothers me most about this is that he blatantly traveled but just gets away with it because he doing something ill-advised.


    CHRIST THIS GUY IS BAD

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    GringoStar: What bothers me most about this is that he blatantly traveled but just gets away with it because he doing something ill-advised.


    CHRIST THIS GUY IS BAD

    And what was bad about my comment. Please be specific. I know A LOT more about basketball than you and I don't care if your little butt buddies neg rep me, so go on...

    1) He traveled.

    2) It wasn't called because he took a fucking half court shot.

    I can tell never actually played basketball if you are sucking this guys dick and supporting this kind of play. Scumbag.
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