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    ***OFFICIAL MARCH MADNESS HOT JOCKS AND TWINKS THREAD***

    Welcome boys and girls and the 32 other different genders that have evolved since my last thrilling compilation.

    Its March Madness time and that means its another year of exhilarating competition among the best in college basketball. It also means you get to see barely legal jocks and twinks from all over the US contorting their bodies and their dicks flopping around to make the game winning play in hopes of leading their team to victory and having their dick sucked for all eternity.

    This year, I, along with my March Madness twink advisor, have narrowed down 64 teams full of hung, sweaty and lean alpha males to the hottest 16, or the "Sweet Sixteen". Just how we both like them.

    I am currently ranking them and the list will be posted shortly. I also will be posting who I feel has the best TPI(Twink Percentage Index) to win it all.


    Stay Tuned!

     
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    32? you mean 68 male genders and 64 female genders.

    leggggogogogogogog

    HAIL HAIL

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    MICHIGAN

    THE LEADERS

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    THE BEST

    GFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Welcome boys and girls and the 32 other different genders that have evolved since my last thrilling compilation.

    Its March Madness time and that means its another year of exhilarating competition among the best in college basketball. It also means you get to see barely legal jocks and twinks from all over the US contorting their bodies and their dicks flopping around to make the game winning play in hopes of leading their team to victory and having their dick sucked for all eternity.

    This year, I, along with my March Madness twink advisor, have narrowed down 64 teams full of hung, sweaty and lean alpha males to the hottest 16, or the "Sweet Sixteen". Just how we both like them.

    I am currently ranking them and the list will be posted shortly. I also will be posting who I feel has the best TPI(Twink Percentage Index) to win it all.


    Stay Tuned!

    I am now doubting you are gay, since you say you are looking for alpha males and twinks simultaneously. Gays know their terminology.
    I now pronounce you Cuck and Larry.

     
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      Henry: yeah dawg, he doesn't suck dick super over regularly, only from time to time. bi not gay.

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    Pooh is obv wet with anticipation.

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    O/U set at 0.5 blacks making the cut.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post
    O/U set at 0.5 blacks making the cut.
    I've gotten a sneak peak at the list and I'm ready to make a cmoney lock pick with the under.
    TRUMP 2024!

    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post
    O/U set at 0.5 blacks making the cut.
    I will say not all of them are 100% white though.

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    What is the seeding process like? So to speak
    TRUMP 2024!

    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    DIAGF was invented for you
    cmoney :It would be nice if Mexico could simply get human feces out of its drinking water

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    What is the seeding process like? So to speak
    Good Question. The more, ahem, assets that are available online, the more I have to go on in terms of ranking.

    I want to have a good selection of big guys (centers, and forwards) as well as guards.

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    it's probably worth noting at this point that any one of these 6'7" "twinks" would almost certainly make your fat unathletic butthole the sub, if they were to entertain your sick homo perversions at all; which they would not.

     
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    Despite being 100% non homo I don't mind this thread.

    Why all the hate?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post
    it's probably worth noting at this point that any one of these 6'7" "twinks" would almost certainly make your fat unathletic butthole the sub, if they were to entertain your sick homo perversions at all; which they would not.
    And your acting like bottoming for someone that's 6'2 200lbs is a bad thing

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    BOTTOM MUCH??

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    Guys and Girls... ARE YOU READY?

    Not even a blizzard with snow and rain can stop this thread from happening.

    Picks from 13-16 are almost ready to go including an honorable mention.
    Last edited by OSA; 03-14-2017 at 05:31 PM.

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    We'll start with the Honorable Mention which goes to:

    Mitch Lightfoot- Kansas



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    Mitch is a 6'8 210lb Freshman Forward. With that tongue out, it provides one a great target. Very cute, boy next door face.


    Now, without further ado, onto the Sweet Sixteen....

    16. Raivis Scerbinskis- Winthrop

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    Very limited information on Raivis, but since he is from my Dad's hometown of Riga, Latvia he gets the last spot to cash so to speak. He just joined the Winthrop Eagles towards end of last year. Had there been more pics he would have definitely been higher on the list. At 19 yrs old, and 6'8 he might be riding on the success of Porzingis but he could ride me any time.

    15. Sam Waadenburg- Miami(FL)

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    Hailing from New Zealand, this 6'9 205lbs giant is on the Hurricanes with the 8th seed and wouldn't surprise me if he had a 8 inch uncut cock as well. In years past he wouldn't be on this list due to his foreskin, but his boyish face earns the #15 spot.


    14. Ryan Mikesell- Dayton

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    At 20 yrs of age, he is such a cutie. Even though standing at 6'6 and 180lbs he would be a great bottom.


    13. David Levitch- Louisville

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    Another twink on this list. 6'3 180. According to his bio, "If you walked into his dorm room, the first thing you would notice is his Seabiscuit poster. Here's to hoping he has a dick the size of a horse as well. Might actually be into dudes as his favorite singer is Justin Bieber. Also look at the length of his throat. Perfect for deep throating.

     
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    Those thin little bird lips tho.

     
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    Good Evening People.

    I am currently warming up my fingers to be able to continue the countdown of the Hottest Twinks and Jocks of March Madness 2017.

    Picks 8-12 will be posted very soon.

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    12. Ben Robertson- Bucknell

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    In his first pic he kinda looks like the cocky guy that would smack his dick on your face just cause he could. If his 6'5 frame is any indication of his size then he prolly has done so already. He's a "Follower of Christ" which is cool as long as he doesn't have silly hang ups with anal sex and blowjobs.


    11. Kurt Steidl- Vermont

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    Another giant, this gorgeous 6'6 dude from Conneticut is super skinny at 185lbs. His teammate Cam Ward is also on this list and one can only imagine the locker room fun they have possibly had.


    Now for the TOP TEN....



    10. Cam Ward- Vermont

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    Kurt's teammate and most likely his bottom bitch. Too bad Cam wasn't shirtless in this pick and too bad I'm not next to him instead of that ugly dog. I actually hooked up with someone who kinda looks him as well but not as tall.



    9. Tommy Luce- Purdue

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    I had to make sure that I had a good updated picture cause he looks like a freshman in high school not one in college. This boy is so fucking cute. I want to just be the big spoon and put my arms around him to keep him warm. The first legit 'twink' on this list at 5'10 150lbs, which I could bench press him in my sleep.

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    Cam Ward horribly underseeded
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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