I need to come clean and apologize to everyone here. The Russians have launched another attack on PFA and it is all my fault, well more like because of me.
It was the spring of 2009 and I was traveling in Moscow, it was cold but not like wear a fur coat cold, more like Adidas jacket cold. Any hoo on my way across that popular bridge they have there I saw two guys in trench coats push "something" over the bridge, it was fast and at first I was unable to comprehend what I saw.
Just as I realized it was a body they turned back and saw me, frozen, not because it was cold cold just Adidas jacket cold but cold like frozen in fear cold. I took off running and followed the signs to the US embassy. Just as I slipped between the bars of the gates the two Russians took a swipe at me.
The government thought for my protection I should hide out here at PFA because no one will ever find me here. Before transferring here I was at Myspace for 5 years and only had one friend, that's how low I was laying. From here I will likely move onto a place called yahoo forums.