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    I think she should make "ever appearing in a WWE skit" an immediate disqualification when she chooses who the Vice President will be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
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    Rock would have his hands full with Diesel. Apparently he's a very legitimate BJJ purple belt. Nothing worse than Alpha male vs Alpha male feuds, especially when you mix in some teenage cryptic social media nonsense.

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    You realize The Rock is significantly taller, heavier, in better shape, younger, and is a legitimate athlete.

    I am skeptical Vin's BJJ experience would be able to make up for all these factors.
    You must roll a bit it in BJJ and you'll see how quickly size and strength is overcome with technique. These types of matchups occur daily in gyms all over the place and the more technical guys crush the bigger stronger guys. Massive, strong guys walk into my gym on the regular, all cocky and arrogant and they get fucking toyed with by tiny skilled men. It's always hilarious to watch.

    Not only that, the rocks size isn't necessarily a benefit at all. There's a reason no top MMA fighters or BJJ players are that jacked, it slows you down and uses a lot of oxygen. You gas the fuck out quickly and those huge muscles are not elastic, they are forced to tap to the smallest bit of manipulation. If Vin is a legit purple belt and the rock hasn't spent a good chunk of time rolling he will get fucking played with by Vin. A purple belt is extremely skilled. Trust me on this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WPT3 View Post
    How about "NO"prah? You do realize how many skeletons she is carrying, correct?


    That's fucking retarded if she's carrying them. She should keeping them in her closet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peter mcneil View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post

    You realize The Rock is significantly taller, heavier, in better shape, younger, and is a legitimate athlete.

    I am skeptical Vin's BJJ experience would be able to make up for all these factors.
    You must roll a bit it in BJJ and you'll see how quickly size and strength is overcome with technique. These types of matchups occur daily in gyms all over the place and the more technical guys crush the bigger stronger guys. Massive, strong guys walk into my gym on the regular, all cocky and arrogant and they get fucking toyed with by tiny skilled men. It's always hilarious to watch.

    Not only that, the rocks size isn't necessarily a benefit at all. There's a reason no top MMA fighters or BJJ players are that jacked, it slows you down and uses a lot of oxygen. You gas the fuck out quickly and those huge muscles are not elastic, they are forced to tap to the smallest bit of manipulation. If Vin is a legit purple belt and the rock hasn't spent a good chunk of time rolling he will get fucking played with by Vin. A purple belt is extremely skilled. Trust me on this one.
    Ok, fair enough. Not my area of expertise. Always was much more of a boxing fan than MMA. I understand MMA is a more legit fighting sport, boxing is just more entertaining for me to watch as a fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by peter mcneil View Post

    You must roll a bit it in BJJ and you'll see how quickly size and strength is overcome with technique. These types of matchups occur daily in gyms all over the place and the more technical guys crush the bigger stronger guys. Massive, strong guys walk into my gym on the regular, all cocky and arrogant and they get fucking toyed with by tiny skilled men. It's always hilarious to watch.

    Not only that, the rocks size isn't necessarily a benefit at all. There's a reason no top MMA fighters or BJJ players are that jacked, it slows you down and uses a lot of oxygen. You gas the fuck out quickly and those huge muscles are not elastic, they are forced to tap to the smallest bit of manipulation. If Vin is a legit purple belt and the rock hasn't spent a good chunk of time rolling he will get fucking played with by Vin. A purple belt is extremely skilled. Trust me on this one.
    Ok, fair enough. Not my area of expertise. Always was much more of a boxing fan than MMA. I understand MMA is a more legit fighting sport, boxing is just more entertaining for me to watch as a fan.
    Same thing is true in boxing to a degree. Why size/strength seem to matter more in televised fights is because they are typically much more even technique wise. It's not really entertaining to watch a fight where the other fighter never connects.

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    also Seal went ham at Oprah over some shit and this week caught a rape charge.


    so i feel like maybe Oprah wont run because being president of the united states would be a huge step backwards for her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    also Seal went ham at Oprah over some shit and this week caught a rape charge.
    Just a jooincidence I'm sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
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    also Seal went ham at Oprah over some shit and this week caught a rape charge.
    Just a jooincidence I'm sure.

    seriously if she can take out cosby, seal must have been like swatting a fly.
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    i can't imagine her debating trump and living to tell about it.
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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    OBVIOUSLY SHE'S JUST PRIMING THE BOOKS FOR A ONcE IN A LIFE TIME BLOOD LETTING, DO NOT GET SHUT OUT.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Doesn't have the DNA for it?

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    LULZ

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    http://people.com/movies/oprah-winfr...ent-exclusive/


    SHE WILL RUN JUST AS SOON AS SHE'S ANOINTED BY GOD.

    SHE'S TRYING TO FIT HIM INTO HER SCHEDULE BUT UGH ITS AWARDS SEASON YOU KNOW?
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    123 Oprah Winfrey wins Presidential Election* +4500 vs Field wins Presidential Election
    Risking $100.00 To Win $4,500.00


    OH ITS LIKE THAT

    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/w...an-in-2016-win


    Unlikely 2020 candidates Oprah Winfrey and former first lady Michelle Obama also do well over Trump. Winfrey leads 53 percent to 47 percent. Obama’s lead is 48 percent to 39 percent.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/w...an-in-2016-win


    Unlikely 2020 candidates Oprah Winfrey and former first lady Michelle Obama also do well over Trump. Winfrey leads 53 percent to 47 percent. Obama’s lead is 48 percent to 39 percent.

    Oprah would beat Trump.

    Obama would be a gift to Trump.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post

    Oprah would beat Trump.

    Obama would be a gift to Trump.
    Interesting take. Why do you think Oprah would beat Trump?

    I want someone just like Wanda Sykes, only blacker, angrier, on welfare, with a dozen kids (preferably no two from the same father) and meaner, with a KILL WHITEY neck tat.
    HILLARY WON

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Trump losing to a black woman would be sweet justice.



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    Bill Maher is a complete joke, most ridiculous thing I've read in quite some time. The comments are solid gold though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheXFactor View Post
    Trump losing to a black woman would be sweet justice.


    I could see Oprah ripping to shreds the current, totally lame, Democratic field, ala Trump. Winning the general election would be problematic however. Never liked her, but you have to respect her business accomplishments.

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