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    Life trip report

    Let me start by saying: Follow your heart.

    So, Cat and I sat down and agreed to each make lists of the top five things we each really wanted for the rest of our lives. No filters, no judgement, just pure honesty. We passed our lists to each other, and they were pretty much the definition of identical. So we said fuck it and jumped.

    We have adopted what we call the 5F lifestyle. Family, Fun, Food, Freedom, Fucking.

    We purchased 220 acres in Montana, and then last week added 186 more.

    The 220 was my grandfathers ranch That I was a 1/6th partner in since his death in 1995. I cashed my family out for their shares, and then last week purchased the 186 from my uncle at a very fair price that included giving his son free grazing rights for the next 50 years.

    We own a little more than a mile of river front property, that I can only describe as paradise.

    We are in the process of finishing a 2800 sq ft SIP house that has 10 inch thick foam wall with a passive solar emphasis, and although there is power on site, when completed it will be 100% off the grid.

    The day the foundation was poured, Cat was diagnosed with a very aggressive form of uterine cancer. After surgery and 6 rounds of really nasty chemo she is cancer free, and her hair has grown back. I can only describe the the end result as I get to sleep with a woman that has an amazing zest for life.

    We purchased 6 calves from my cousin and are starting "project perfect beef", and have a dozen hen chickens so we have a lot of really fresh eggs. I have made about 2 acres deer proof, and Cat has promised me "the worlds greatest garden" this spring.

    We have been eating VERY healthy, and I am the best shape of my life. One of the lifestyle changes that was a byproduct of the chemo is that we regularly wake n bake, and laugh at each other.

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    Picture of "cathys" saggy orangutan titties or gtfo.

     
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    Right next to an airport. That's going to make for some memorable mornings.


    That said, waking up and catching cutthroat trout on your front lawn is +ev regardless.


    Also as someone who shopped for property in Livingston for a bit, I really and truly hope you understand what your winters are going to be like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Right next to an airport. That's going to make for some memorable mornings.


    That said, waking up and catching cutthroat trout on your front lawn is +ev regardless.


    Also as someone who shopped for property in Livingston for a bit, I really and truly hope you understand what your winters are going to be like.

    lol The airport is my cousins and its gravel, and he only owns a 182 CESSNA, and the ranch came with its own snow plow, that I had to break out 3 times this winter.
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    Do you eat those fresh eggs? I know they're prob better than store bought but they seem a lil sketchy to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FPS_Russia View Post
    Do you eat those fresh eggs? I know they're prob better than store bought but they seem a lil sketchy to me.

    If you ate them, you would never eat another store bought egg.

     
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    What are your internet options? I was pretty shocked that I needed a fucking dialup modem and a copper line to get internet like 30 minutes outside Livingston.
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    I got the under on 12 months.

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    LOL @ airport

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    Wait OMFG are you the little house guy that knows more about this site than LarryLaffer and plays in texas poker leagues that ban tipping? And now you want to tip cows? Seems legit. At least if Yellowstone blows the fuck up you don't have to sit and wonder if you die.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    What are your internet options? I was pretty shocked that I needed a fucking dialup modem and a copper line to get internet like 30 minutes outside Livingston.

    I have DSL, but will have high end satellite this spring

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    What are your internet options? I was pretty shocked that I needed a fucking dialup modem and a copper line to get internet like 30 minutes outside Livingston.

    I have DSL, but will have high end satellite this spring

    Yeah, but what sort of internet do you currently have?

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    Sorry to hear about the cancer, and I realize this may not be the best time to ask this, but...

    Is Cathy ready to do that sign pic for us?

    For those that don't remember, Lurker and Cathy made quite a splash here, but some people started to call BS on their story, and I started to become suspicious, as well.

    I politely asked Cathy (who had posted several full body pics already) to hold up a sign saying something about PFA, and she refused. The Lurker got angry, and both of them left.

    I think a sign picture is reasonable at this point, especially since both Lurker and Cathy have already posted their pics.

     
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    BTW, the location Lurker wrote about living is legit. I verified that from the IP.

    It's just whether Cathy exists or not, and whether the pics we saw were really of the two of them.

     
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    Jesus druff.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Sorry to hear about the cancer, and I realize this may not be the best time to ask this, but...

    Is Cathy ready to do that sign pic for us?

    For those that don't remember, Lurker and Cathy made quite a splash here, but some people started to call BS on their story, and I started to become suspicious, as well.

    I politely asked Cathy (who had posted several full body pics already) to hold up a sign saying something about PFA, and she refused. The Lurker got angry, and both of them left.

    I think a sign picture is reasonable at this point, especially since both Lurker and Cathy have already posted their pics.

    Cat is not your biggest fan, she was pretty much ready to get on a plane and kick your ass when you wouldn't take her call on radio. I certainly never got angry and left. You can be a real douchebag. think it would be only reasonable if you posted a pic of you girlfreind holding a sign that says "I only fuck todd because he pays my bills"

     
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    Can we get some pics of your cancer strcken wife ASAP?

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    Here is a picture of Cat holding a tape measure while laying out her new kitchen all while nearly dying from the chemo. You fucking asshole
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    On a side note: she also took the time to find and repurpose all the cabinets and granite from a restore when I would have gladly purchased anything she wanted new.

     
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    Gah Dam I just noticed you live right off Highway 420.

    Real talk have you ever even seen a Highway 420 sign on that entire stretch of road? I bet they don't even bother putting that bad boy up anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FPS_Russia View Post
    Do you eat those fresh eggs? I know they're prob better than store bought but they seem a lil sketchy to me.


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