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    Who fucking named grapefruit? (an observational standup routine)

    Who fucking named grapefruit? There's already a fruit called a grape. What the fuck?

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I heard they wanted green olive but it had been taken.

    And if you've eaten gf, then, you know they had to do something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post

    shittt confirmed double flusher

    who is gonna upper tank this thread tho?

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    Thread of the year nominee
    BALLIN'!!

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    Its the largest of the citrus fruits.

    It will call itself what the fuck ever it wants to.
    Save a Cow - Eat a Vegetarian, they're grass-fed.

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    What a lemon this thread is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post
    Its the largest of the citrus fruits.

    It will call itself what the fuck ever it wants to.
    Naw, the largest is the Pomello.

    Grapefruit has no excuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    What a lemon this thread is.
    YEA, A REAL LEMON PARTY!!!11

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    BADUMTSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    that's all folks

     
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    ya what's the deal.



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    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    ya what's the deal.



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    what's the deal with roller coasters?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    ya what's the deal.



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    what's the deal with roller coasters?


    what's the deal with falling in love with a hooker and trying to text her to hang out after?


    was she the hooker with a heart of gold? bc she didn't steal your LaCoste polo?


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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post

    what's the deal with roller coasters?


    what's the deal with falling in love with a hooker and trying to text her to hang out after?


    was she the hooker with a heart of gold? bc she didn't steal your LaCoste polo?


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    It would be great if you could explain your way out of not being able to ride mr. toads wild ride because of your *AHEM* height deficiency. I don't want to layer this cake but we both know that "LaCoste" polo that I threw on the floor and wiped my jizz with was worth at least a weeks pay for you. I'd say on your bike, larry. but someone else already said it better.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post



    what's the deal with falling in love with a hooker and trying to text her to hang out after?


    was she the hooker with a heart of gold? bc she didn't steal your LaCoste polo?


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    It would be great if you could explain your way out of not being able to ride mr. toads wild ride because of your *AHEM* height deficiency. I don't want to layer this cake but we both know that "LaCoste" polo that I threw on the floor and wiped my jizz with was worth at least a weeks pay for you. I'd say on your bike, larry. but someone else already said it better.



    lol Lewis, so original.

    Let's get back to this hooker with a heart of gold you found in Vegas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post

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    It would be great if you could explain your way out of not being able to ride mr. toads wild ride because of your *AHEM* height deficiency. I don't want to layer this cake but we both know that "LaCoste" polo that I threw on the floor and wiped my jizz with was worth at least a weeks pay for you. I'd say on your bike, larry. but someone else already said it better.



    lol Lewis, so original.

    Let's get back to this hooker with a heart of gold you found in Vegas.
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    speaking of original, people have known my full name since like 2006. but go on with your bad self larry. you aren't on the tilt a whirl yet. are ya? lol

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    why don't you just hels yourself already?


     
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    Thread has legs all of a sudden

     
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    BALLIN'!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starbucks Spunk Bucket View Post
    Thread has legs all of a sudden

    Unfortunately for Larry his legs are still not long enough for many of the countries coasters including mr toads wild ride.

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