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    The truth about Tyde

    So in the months before Marty ventured out to sea, he rolled thru my town and we hung out for a bit. We decided to play some poker and headed out to Chumash Casino for their Friday night "High Roller" tournament. It's a $150 buy in that attracts about 80 players. They payout too many players so the payouts suck but it's good fun. Anyways Marty plowed thru the field like a hot knife slicing butter. He ended up heads up against some punk kid with blinds so high it was just a crapshoot now. Marty offered the kid a deal but the kid said no. The very next hand Marty makes a straight on the river and shoves telling the kid , " you call and it's over." I guess he thought Marty was bluffing. Game set and match. I think the score was about $2200. Marty is actually pretty fun to play with but some people he does run the wrong way.... like the guy that was eating a fruit salad sitting next to him. Marty reached over with his bare hands and helped himself to a piece of pineapple. Lol. Yep sorry to disappoint folks nothing really here to see.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by hutmaster View Post
    .... like the guy that was eating a fruit salad sitting next to him. Marty reached over with his bare hands and helped himself to a piece of pineapple. Lol. Yep sorry to disappoint folks nothing really here to see.
    Maybe he was just tossing his salad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hutmaster View Post
    So in the months before Marty ventured out to sea, he rolled thru my town and we hung out for a bit. We decided to play some poker and headed out to Chumash Casino for their Friday night "High Roller" tournament. It's a $150 buy in that attracts about 80 players. They payout too many players so the payouts suck but it's good fun. Anyways Marty plowed thru the field like a hot knife slicing butter. He ended up heads up against some punk kid with blinds so high it was just a crapshoot now. Marty offered the kid a deal but the kid said no. The very next hand Marty makes a straight on the river and shoves telling the kid , " you call and it's over." I guess he thought Marty was bluffing. Game set and match. I think the score was about $2200. Marty is actually pretty fun to play with but some people he does run the wrong way.... like the guy that was eating a fruit salad sitting next to him. Marty reached over with his bare hands and helped himself to a piece of pineapple. Lol. Yep sorry to disappoint folks nothing really here to see.
    I like Marty, i really fucken do....

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaldTrumpsHairPiece View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hutmaster View Post
    .... like the guy that was eating a fruit salad sitting next to him. Marty reached over with his bare hands and helped himself to a piece of pineapple. Lol. Yep sorry to disappoint folks nothing really here to see.
    Maybe he was just tossing his salad?
    i didn't even see the last part but now that i've re read it.....




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    So, I call Jewdonk and he begins to rant for hours on end about his setup here in LV(this was when he lived with the asian donk) and how #2 fucked him over and was supposed to give him a place to stay blah blah I wasnt evn listening, just smoking while he talked my ear off. So, finally I get Jewdonk to come over to the Wynn later that night and We will play some cards and smoke, whatever. So, night time comes around and I hear a knock at my door after about 10 texts. It is this little man with jeans as tight as a hippster and his shiny 35$ walmart white sneakers with the tongue sticking out. The Jewdonk.... At first I couldn't smell him, maybe because my room smelled like weed, but he came in and opened his mouth running off NWP and internet comments every 3 seconds. I could feel another Es0esque meetup to follow. I had seen alot of pictures of jewdonk, but I never knew he had the complexion of a 60 year old drunk. He had craters on his face that were pretty noticeable. in fact, it got to the point where I had to stop making eye contact with him at all times. He must have thought I was looking for something the entire time we were together becuase I would either stare at the ground or look up at the ceiling like I was brainstorming the cure for AIDS. I just couldn't look at him in fear I would crack up laughing without any explenation of why. Also, it didn't that the gap in his teeth rivaled only Michael Strahan. Whatever, so, he comes in and whips out one of those crack type of bowls for us to hit. It's made of all metal and you could probably unscrew it and use the end as a drill bit or something. it was literally a horrible experience. the metal was so fucking hot I could have branded myself with each hit I took. Whatever, so we get stoned and I put on some cologne and Jewdonk puts on his stale cigerette cologne and we head out. We just walk around the Wynn for a little until I am tired of Jewdonk begging me and my friend to take a ride in his car and see all the lights and goto the top of the stratosphere. My friend kept asking me why this old dude was asking us to go on this romantic date, and he wouldn't let up. I explained to him that I was sick earlier and not feeling well, but he kept insisting he was my host and should let him take me. I told him if he's my host where the fuck are my free rooms and 100$ blackjack dollars..... So, finally he goes home and we part ways..

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    I like this truth more



    So, I call Jewdonk and he begins to rant for hours on end about his setup here in LV(this was when he lived with the asian donk) and how #2 fucked him over and was supposed to give him a place to stay blah blah I wasnt evn listening, just smoking while he talked my ear off. So, finally I get Jewdonk to come over to the Wynn later that night and We will play some cards and smoke, whatever. So, night time comes around and I hear a knock at my door after about 10 texts. It is this little man with jeans as tight as a hippster and his shiny 35$ walmart white sneakers with the tongue sticking out. The Jewdonk.... At first I couldn't smell him, maybe because my room smelled like weed, but he came in and opened his mouth running off NWP and internet comments every 3 seconds. I could feel another Es0esque meetup to follow. I had seen alot of pictures of jewdonk, but I never knew he had the complexion of a 60 year old drunk. He had craters on his face that were pretty noticeable. in fact, it got to the point where I had to stop making eye contact with him at all times. He must have thought I was looking for something the entire time we were together becuase I would either stare at the ground or look up at the ceiling like I was brainstorming the cure for AIDS. I just couldn't look at him in fear I would crack up laughing without any explenation of why. Also, it didn't that the gap in his teeth rivaled only Michael Strahan. Whatever, so, he comes in and whips out one of those crack type of bowls for us to hit. It's made of all metal and you could probably unscrew it and use the end as a drill bit or something. it was literally a horrible experience. the metal was so fucking hot I could have branded myself with each hit I took. Whatever, so we get stoned and I put on some cologne and Jewdonk puts on his stale cigerette cologne and we head out. We just walk around the Wynn for a little until I am tired of Jewdonk begging me and my friend to take a ride in his car and see all the lights and goto the top of the stratosphere. My friend kept asking me why this old dude was asking us to go on this romantic date, and he wouldn't let up. I explained to him that I was sick earlier and not feeling well, but he kept insisting he was my host and should let him take me. I told him if he's my host where the fuck are my free rooms and 100$ blackjack dollars..... So, finally he goes home and we part ways..
    Yup, just because he can play a little poker doesn't mean he's not a total fuckup.
    HILLARY WON

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