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    Message from the President of PFA Regarding Cyber

    I want everyone to know that I am very concerned about cyber. Cyber can be very dangerous.

    Hacking is bad. We need to do something about hackers.

    On January 18, 2017 at a little after midnight, some hackers got into our system and sent out some spam.

    The liberal media is blaming this on Russia. I'm not saying that it wasn't Russia. It could have been Russia. Maybe it was China. Maybe it was even a 400-pound guy sitting on his bed in New Jersey. We don't know.

    I've appointed some of the best people to take care of this. One of them is named Todd. He's tremendous with computers. He has a Master's Degree in Computer Science from 1995. He promised me to use every bit of knowledge he gained in those mid-1990s to take care of this problem.

    The hackers were promoting some kind of shady casino:

    Hey

    Look what we have for you! - the excellent collection of world's top slots,
    roulette and blackjack games - We welcome you to our casino with $500 CASH!

    Try and be our next winner

    (URL removed)

    This hacking was clearly the work of those in the online casino industry. I am going to have my Administration work hard to shut down all online gambling, so we no longer will face this threat to our cyber and to our nation, and we will make this forum great again.

     
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    #chargeittothegame
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Maybe it was China. Maybe it was a 400-pound guy sitting on his bed in New England.We don't know.
    That's some hella shade to be throw at Grygzylic. Supposedly your friend. He goes on hikes bro, pointing out he's 400+ is just rude

     
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      Henry: you're so chubby you're literally self-conscious for other chubby people
      
      Sanlmar: I'm gonna have to challenge your call Henry. Sizzle was clever here.
      
      Muck Ficon: Lol....this was good....
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Fatal error: Class 'vB_Cache_Db' not found in /home/dandruff/public_html/forum/vb/cache.php on line 128

    Why did dandruff go broke?

    He used up all his cache

     
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      Henry: oops I misread it

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    The error Sanlmar posted above should be fixed now.

    Please let me know if you see it (or any other error).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The error Sanlmar posted above should be fixed now.

    Please let me know if you see it (or any other error).
    Bro Im coming to find u and Sexy Voice. I use the same password for all my stuff.

    I had my 19.23 cents stolen from my 3 sports betting sites. Someone played bj and drained my money!!

    Now I cant get beer tomorrow.

    Fck this fcking site. All i do is lose money.

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